Ouch, stupid skis!!

uni-corn

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The cause of this whole mishap...................................

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today, i blindside 270d out of a flat rail and i was goin a lil too fast so i landed flat and when i crouched on impact my binding basically raped my asshole.....

stupid binding

that sucks dude
 
I was skiing the sweet tree run pictured above at Snowbird, and i was coming out of the chute that puts you back on the main trail. I was going really really fast and caught a little air, landed on my tails and i think that i hit the edge right on my thumb in midair or when i was crouched.
 
I did the same thing once except I was doing 270's on and slipped back. Such a painful thing to have happen to you.
 
i dont have any pics of the stiches but i cut my wrist open 2 years ago on my brand new RUSTY stls. i skied on em 1 day and they didnt dry so it rusted the edges a tad, then i went skiing again and it was hot so i had a t shirt on and i fell and my wrist went across my ski. no fun at all. all kinds of shots had to be given
 
haha, "boner bindings"? nope i actually just have salomons, they just still managed to rape me.
 
i got a couple that size on my chin this year. damn flat landings, and my chin hits my knee every time.
 
I cut my thumb like that in the exact same place, landed on the knuckle of a jump and my ankles were hurting so much i didn't realise my hand was bleeding until i wa son the chair, straight through my gloves!
 
your edges must have been really sharp.. but I still want to know how you cut your foot...
 
This was in the summer on my friends foot. I was at the shop going to get them mounted and he dropped one when he goth them out of my car. Imagine if they had the bindings on when he did..........probably wouldnt have a foot!
 
dude I've gotten sooo many fiberglass splinters from my Armadas, and I've cut my hand soo many times from handling AR5s in the shop.

but godammit I love their skis.
 
yeah i was on my school race team because all i did was fuck around anyway, but so i had to sharpen my skis because the coach thought i didnt know how or something, and the edge was so far down that teh ski part was above it so i was pushing down full force and slipped cut both my fingers and was supposed to get stitches but i didnt have a ride to the hospital so i have these 'core scars on both fingers and cut into one so hard that i cut the nerve so i cant feel out of it
 
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