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miss_hevern87
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this is the second reason boner bindings suck...first is they're hella hard to put on in powder.
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'I dont think anymore is ganna come out Mickael'
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alpentalik
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oh man, i hate when that happens...or do i?
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alpentalik
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i wanted to buy a dildo and stick it on there...i just wouldnt feel comfortable actually purchasing the damn thing.
''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
it woouldn't be good enough those bitches realllly hurt
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WIfreeskier
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/\ you can fit a tenis ball up there? haha, just kidding.
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BigPerm
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u know erich got extensions on his look bindings for when he gets lonely.
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'im 12''7', 790 pounds. my penis is 23' flacid and from the tip of my thumb to the tip of my pinkie is 14' even. my pubic hair is longer than the hair on your head, and i wear a size 35 shoe. my testicles resemble two coconuts in a wet paper bag...yes, im an actual giant, but i still dont want to be part of your shitty club.' - mommy
skier_boy26
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the first day i skied wit look bindings that hapned to me, but hasnt ever since, and it hurts, espcially when it hits tail bone thing whateverit called
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mammothpunks
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i have an idea - how about you learn to ski and not land backseat?
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gambino500014
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i agree with mammoth punks... just dont land backseat.... since i started skiing i vowed to stop falling and i just dont fall anymore cuz i dont want to..
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SeanB
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If you're not falling then you're probably not pushing yourself enough, regardless of your skill level. As for guys talking about it, maybe the ones who claim to enjoy it are a little questionable but the rest of us are just griping about it. I do much prefer the mental picture of it happening to chicks though.
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CalgaryJibber
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anyone notice that weezlezb said the exact same thing as freeze or whoever started the thread?? just made it sound like, he had the exact same thing and it was worse then the same thing, like, n oits worst when you land backseat nd i have LOOKS
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'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik
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mtbaker_rules
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i have salomon bindings and landed backseat on a 360 gone wrong. my tailbone thingy is now broken but i can ski with lots of pain
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CTD
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i had that happen, and it sucks. but they ae even more dangerous. i was hittin this huge hip, and doin zeros, air to fakies, ally oop 3s, all with tons of style. awasome session. anyway, went for a big air to fakie saftey, and when i was landing wy downhill ski released, and the big metal heelpiece caught me in the elbow. right on the corner, in the joint. i fell like 11 feet directly on my elbow on this thing. hurt like hell.
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Itsbackfliptime
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one time my ass went down on my binding and I though it was bleeding.
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
alpentalik
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but shit for everything else
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Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
SaraJ
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Haha, when my friend ripped her pants she was grabbing her crotch all the way down the hill I guess. While I was waiting for her at the bottom, I asked this lasdy if she has seen my friend, and the lady said she had but it looked liked she was having a lil fun...My friend said that it hurt so bad though, so don't think that girls would enjoy getting bindings shoved up there.
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alpentalik
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nah, she was probably a virgin and got her cherry busted...if it happened again im sure shed enjoy it.
''And if you ever want to get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.
Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''
''And if you ever want to get a deal, why don't ya either OD on skill pills or steal my real to reel.
Most of y'all MC's ain't tight as you should be when I'm tighter than the jeans that your hoochie chick's coochie prints.''