Ouch crash stories

not really a crash but, there was a garbage can at the top of a lift, and i was small, and i thought i could spread my legs apart and go over it. nope. knocked it over and the liftchair guy made me clean it up.haha
 
We have one of the biggest super pipes on the east coast and the walls are like 15-20 ft hight and when I hit the lip it was all messed up (but I didn't realize it until I hit it) and it threw me right to the middle of the pipe and I would say I aired out about 8-10ft so if you do the math it was almost a 30ft fall straight to the middle and I land on my side then smacked my head on the snow I had a headach the rest of the night along with a new dent in my helmet.
 
well umm once me and my friend paul were tree ridin and there was a log rail and i hit it then fell off and landed on my back onto a stump and paul came and like took my helmet off and shit cause he thought i was knocked out or somethin.
 
um today i jumped a 25 foot drop - had to clear some stuff but didnt - rolled and then popped up to ski away, it was fun though
 
my friend and i built a jump in the woods and on the second day we gave it a large lip. the lip wasnt't a great addition to the immediate 7ft drop because there was a tree about 25 feet out exactly at neck level for my poor frienf aaron. he got clotheslined about 15ft off the ground and fell onto the landing. specifically the bare rock at the top of the landing plaved so snowboarders don't hit our jump. he then fell down the landing and rolled for a long time. i got all the noise on tape but was laughing so hard you barely even see him. good fuckin times
 
front flipped a 50 foot cliff, landed in a bombhole and took a knee to the jaw, punched my teeth through the outside of my face, dislocated my jaw, 16 sitches inside my mouth, 4 to close the hole under my lip that went into my mouth.
 
it was my 2nd time EVER sking...my couzin took me down a so called "black diamond" that wasnt that steep or tough =\...and i acidently kinda went a WEE BIT to fast...and went to stop abruptly and did a cartwheel...it didnt hurt it just made my ass cold :(..
 
this one time up in canada it was the last run, frist day of the year (this is a good way to start the yea) and i don't really remember anything. but apparently we were skiing for 10 mins before i fell and i got a massive concusion and my buds found me with beeds of sweat on my face and my arms shaking. i donno, but that night i was snowskating in the snowskate park lol
 
I went to jump a 30 foot patch of rocks last year, but when I popped my ski dug into a rock. The last thing I remember is going face-first into the rocks; I woke up at the bottom of them with blood in my coat and running down my leg. Not a lot of fun!
 
Tried my first superman frontflip over our bigair which was a 35ft. or so step down... Landed to my back on the ice. Lost all sense of balance for I don't even remember. Rest of the day was just a struggle to stay on the feet.
 
my friend jumped a 15 foot cliff today and winter park and landed in a tree well. she was buried up to her neck in snow. it was pretty gnarly.
 
i hit this jump last year and i took a bunch of speed cuz i have hit it before and i hit it and i went backwards of the jump and landed on my back on some ice got some major whiplash and my first bloody nose ever !!!! the thing i didnt know was that some stupid snowboardes went and well i dunno what it is when they go down there body faccing forwards so there boards side ways but yeah made it all icy
 
first run of the season at wanaka, 12 hour drive from my house, ready for two weeks there, catch an edge on the groomed area, hit some ice, broken collarbone... I almost killed myself
 
I was just goin for a 3 off this kicker, the launch wasn't even, my tails caught the top somehow, ended up half upside down and didn't reach the landing..
 
jackson hole wyoming, 40 ft 720 attempt, got a gust of wind on the take-off, underotated, came up short= shattered heelpiece on salomon binding + concussion
 
casing shit is the worst. i was trying sevens in the pipe, and the wall was really sketchy where i hit it, i popped funny, and came around on my last rotation only to see the wall of the pipe below my feet.

to make a long story short, cased the lip, snapped the rail in the heelpiece of my s914s, and shattered the toepiece of the other ski, and cranked my head really good. it sucked.
 
once i ate alot of burrito's and halfway through the ski day i had to hold my shit in cuz i was half hour away from the lodge with a bathroom. so i held it and had to ski moguls so i had bown movements and then when i ran into the bathroom i hurt my ass cuz i had to shit really hard. good story eh?
 
one time i was riding the t bar run at breck and i was skiing my fav. line and my dad was standing right infront of this really fast turn. I had a split second to decide wether to hit my dad and kill us both, or try to crash and see what happened to me.

i opted for the crash and got shot into the trees and broke my ribs. it was a bad day.
 
i have also torn my face open, destroyed both shoulders, ruptered my heel, tore my acl, and broke my nose. and i have landed on three gapers. kriple krew
 
overshot on a speed test on a 65 footer at mammoth to flat... KOed.

came up short on a double back attempt... planted face in my ski, split from the outside of my eyebrow to the middle of my forehead.

40 foot drop to almost on top of a boulder, dove around the boulder, bit through my top lip and 2 pairs of pants into my knee, spat out a tooth and a half after tomahawking too far to go back up to my buried ski... which i got back in june.
 
Naw not really... Actually your story made me want to set a bus full of orphan children and nuns on fire then hurl it off the highest cliff I could find.
 
Good stories guys. One time I fucked up my takeoff and ended up landing basically on my tips. Double ejection to faceplant. Cracked the lens on my goggles and bloodied my nose. When I got up my eyes were all watery and when i wiped them off the snow was all bloody where my face hit. HAHA funniest thing I think was going up to get me skis and realizing they were sitting perfectly parallel next to each other.
 
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