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alpentalik

alpentalik

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What I don't get is how these two filthy, disgsting children aren't covered in body hair. Just look at Jack, that fucker is one nasty shit...you'd think he'd have a fucking happy trail that goes from his chin, down the front, down and around all the way back up to his neck...but oh no, they're clean for some reason. I can see Kelly getting a wax job, which is acceptable, shes a little a princess, but Jack? That would take hours of exhausting man labour...slaves would be needed. Anyhow, just makes you think...maybe hes a robot?

''You've seen my work,

You know my steeze,

There's a slim chance I'm gonna hesitate to squeeze, please.''
 
alpentalik gains about 300 cool points a day while he's 'getting sponsored' so 15 doesn't matter

RES
 
i was being serious

''You've seen my work,

You know my steeze,

There's a slim chance I'm gonna hesitate to squeeze, please.''
 
why are we talking about ozzies kid, hey is such a deusch

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ur gay, ozzies a badass, his kids suck tho

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
thats what im saying...the kids are fuck ups but they have no ass hair! what made them so fucking lucky?

''You've seen my work,

You know my steeze,

There's a slim chance I'm gonna hesitate to squeeze, please.''
 
maybe its cause theyre on tv all the time so they want to look good, even tho theyre both fuckin weird asses

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
if kelly didn't have her dad she wouldn't be such a big singer cuz she sucks so bad

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this young girl, she's a freak
 
if kelly was on this forum, shed steal your icon

''You've seen my work,

You know my steeze,

There's a slim chance I'm gonna hesitate to squeeze, please.''
 
why are you shiting all over his kids? they didn't want to be famous it just happened. if you were his kids you'd also make 5 mil a year. Jacks a poser but at least he isn't trying to be cool like all you little pussys

 
they didn't want to be famous? jack has his own band and kelly is a singer

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this young girl, she's a freak
 
oh and they wanted their lives to be on TV the other daughter isn't on their show cuz she didn't want to be

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this young girl, she's a freak
 
other daughter? man can you imagine how ugly she'd be? i bet she's like half crocodile half babboon.

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
 
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she's not that bad

here's the story about her:
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/2020/DailyNews/aimee_osbourne_021106.html

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this young girl, she's a freak
 
i'm only watching this post to see if alpentalik will say something homosexual so i can put it in my sig

RES
 
some people just dont grow body hair. i saw the osbourne episode were ozzy was getting waxed and he didnt really have alot of hair on his chest at all for a man his age.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
ass hair is nice. It keeps your butt warm on cold chairlifts. I would say those kids are unlucky.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
hell yea they're unlucky, they don't ski

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Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
doesnt jack have his own label too?

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
ass hair hurts when it gets tangled

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
i hate ass hair. ive never seen their show, but that is odd that they have bare asses.

-Dan

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I neeeed two perrs.

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I shave my asshair with my roommates razor.

'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'If you arent mad enough to bareknuckle box, then you arent mad.'

-Red Forman

 
omg. this has NOTHING to do with this thread.

but i haven't been on here for a long time....Erich has 4000 posts! LOL

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
i'm looking at the top contributors...8000! we're getting close to that anticipated 10,000 boys.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
where did yo go?

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
yea djextreme, i almost got as many as u (cause im a whore), where have u been

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
you can see them

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
on the fuckin show...like the one where dill and jack get in that fight, you can see the upper half of his ass for like five minutes!

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
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