Osama Pro Model

CHARLES.BRONSON

CHARLES.BRONSON

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Whats the deal with the Osama pro model? Is it just a photo shop joke? or is it a real one off type ski? Cause I've heard it called the 'Oakley Osama pro model' with some relation to Tanner Hall

 
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what you have heard is top secret information... i'm surprised that whoever told you that hasn't klled you yet

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ya man i heard one kid started sayin shyt about the osamas specs and they dropped a mustard bomb on his house, dat shyts ruff yo

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
Ah, the Osama Pro... the only ski truly worthy of being called bombproof. Sorry, though, you can't find them anywhere.

 
i heard that they have a super base, for shredding the Jihad Dunes, but it may have been a rumor

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Email greg strokes, and he'll give you some top secret info

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yeah man they are off the hook.. very wide ski........ ohh osama... u've done it again.... :-P

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Really, Oakley should make more skis... the Arafats, or maybe the Idi Amins.

 
jah getboards are the only shop carrying them, they have all the details, they dont just give them out tho, just email and ask nice, stuff looks good

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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my shop just got them in, bitches, now you wish you were in CT

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yeah they r the new oakley pro model ski for Tanner ...... dont know how u found out cause it was real hush hush, but i suppose everyone knows know

it comes in a 172cm and 182cm 115/85/105 - totally sick - heard it may have a funky flex pattern similar to the fujatives (but prolly better being tanner's ski and everything)

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now i get it tanner hall is really osama bin laden

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where's sam? i seem to remember a great ebay fuck up concerning these

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Yah, they seemed to be a bit pricy didn't they.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
that was so funny

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Got our bidder by some money-bag chump but not to worry my new THOPs are arriving any day now......

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ive ridden em, there a lil stiff so its not too good of a park ski, but def a nice ski at that. 45 degree inclined walls makes for like a whoa experience

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
Yeah man the Osama's are sick, you can rip up the park JIHAD style, it's awesome. But what's even better are the Stalin Commie's...... so ill.

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but theres only 2 pairs..someone has one and the other is hidden in a cave...or is it a hole?

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No no, they were the original prototype that was released for Tanner. Somehow Sam got his fat little hands on a pair and sold them on ebay for mega bucks!!! Oakley have now released them to the public, but they are produced in VERY limited numbers and only a select few know how to get a hold of a pair........

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lets see a pic of the osama's!

originally posted by chris_64_impala : why do u need a fat ski? huh fatty? yeah thats right u like the chocoalte
 
They've got diamond edges so they never break, and kevlar bases which makes the skis impossible to scratch (Street/cement jibbing) and they become literally bullet proof. Also they have a crazy technology that allows the user to ajust the flex instantly allowing for the ski to dominate in both park and big mountain situations. I think Tanner was riding them in 1242, they just put armada topsheets on them.

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the osama pros were one ebay a while ago...but i lost the auction

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holy shit, where is eveyone getting this information, i emailed getbards all they gave me was the graphics, dimensions and a short little paragraph about them, www.getboards.com, if you email them they will fill you in on the info......

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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I heard the pentagon got wind of them and are hunting you all for classified reasons.

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word on the street is their edges are made out of old swich blades, really sharp and really good for all the tight turns you have to make when skiing in caves. i hear they also have built in head lights on the tips, cause it gets really dark in those caves

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The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
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