ORIGINATORS AGAINST NAPOLEON DYNAMITE POSERS

Anyone who is tired of the constant quoting and cult following of the movie Napoleon Dynamite, join my cult, Originators against napoleon dynamite posers. IF u saw the movie when it first came out, you prlly know how annoying these kids who just saw it can be. I do believe the movie was sweet, but there is a line that people shouldnt cross. The quoting needs to stop, cuz most of these kids quote the worst parts of the movie, like, 'Flippin sweet' and ' Heck YEs.' They dont even look past those generic lines to take in the classic lines from pedro and kip. They also butcher napoleons voice, which needs to stop. As i said, if u r tired of this, join me.

_marsh_

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my art teacher tried qouting it. she failed. ' eat the fricking quesadilla dude!' in a stoner voice. she was way off

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glad to know its not just in california...kids everywere are doing a shitty job or quoting and ruining the greatest movie ever....it has to stop!

yay skiing

 
yea dude its so wack, since it came out on dvd everyones all about it, i saw that shit the day it came out in mass and drove 45 min to get there, and saw it twice, and that was early july bitches

 
I saw it 4 times when it was in theaters and now since its on dvd EVERYONE says it and it pisses me off especially when they do it wrong or in a gay voice!

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i downloaded it when it was in theaters. i've had a vote for pedro shirt forever.

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wow all you people are gay. it was a good movie, thats why people quote it so shut the fuck up unless they quote it wrong.then slap them

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yea let me in, i get these chinese fags (not trying to being racist) at my school that try imitating him and end up sounding like immigrants who cant speak english

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Yea man you're not true to the movie unless you saw it in the theatre. You're a true fuckin fan man, I look up to you. When you first saw it you probably went around quoting lines thinkin you're a comedian, so just let the kids that first saw it have their fun and get it out of their system.

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ypur just jealous cuz you havent been chatting all day with babes on the internet.

^^^ to what hillary duff said, yeah i never even heard of the movie till it came out.they spent like 15$ on advertising

i had something funny to say but i forgot it.

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yeah it is annoying. it's like when everyone all of the sudden was a huge chappelle fan after the rick james episode.

 
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Kip: Your mom goes to college

Deb:(runs away)

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Kip: Napoleon don't be jealous that ive been chatting online with babes all day

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sheeet, i saw it back in early june, when like one theater in western washington was showing it. needless to say, people quoting it to death is beyond annoying

 
i own you all. saw it twice before it was released, own a free vote for SUMMER t -shirt, and am friends with court godfrey (of the nessy alliance, yes, he is a real person althought not a member of said alliance in real life.)

so suck it. i win this contest... this increadibly awesome contest. what do i win? a kick in the teeth? a big batch of who cares?

thought so.

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I saw it when it first came out and loved it. And now it's pissing me off. I guess I qualify.

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i want in i love the movie i think i saw it like 7 times when it first came out... i didnt pay every time i jsut kept goin with different friends.

and now that the movie is out every kid at my hill is quoting the movie and just napoleon  

IM IN!

 
This is pretty much the most ridiculous bunch of fucking idiots I've ever witnessed on NS....

I guess you can't ski or talk about skiing cause you weren't the first ones to do it...

You shouldn't drive, breathe, eat, shit, etc...

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how can you butcher his voice on the internet?

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yaman, sounds like someones pretty jealous.... chill out quazzymoto

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tman, u r right on that quote. that is a classic one.

_marsh_

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one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it, and we shall send you to whatever god you wish.

In Nominee patris, et fili, spiritus sancti
 
YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE

my theory is that you are just a mute and are really jealous that you can't quote the movie which has put you in a reverse depression so you get angry at those who perform certain skills that you dearly wish you could do

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i know the entire movie off by heart, and i saw it 3 times the first day it came out in theatres

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i agree with you 100 %. now is not the time to chill out, this must end

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i have seen it twice when it came out at some vintage old school movie place... it was sweet to say the least the end result is yea it is a little annoying when people who stil havent seen it quot it up...

but overall who cares

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its turning into the cool thing. Society today can take something cool and just totally ruin it

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that movies hella dumb. I dont no wwhy people quote it there are like 3 or 4 funny parts. maybe if you watched it while your high...... no its not that funny. Why make a cult about be the originators or quoteing a bad movie? now thats just plain silly. quote good movies like billy madison happy gilmore classics not these 20 mins of fame movies. soon everyone will be quoteing anchorman its just a matter of time. but yes its annoying.

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

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everyone in my school is quoting it its so fucking annoying im tired of that movie now

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your a 'friggen IDIOT!'

everyone love Nappy D and the movie is so funny it can, and will be quoted for years to come, gosh!

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No I agree with this guy, I am not a bandwagon jumper but I'm not a true hardcore fan, I think I saw it in late July maybe. It was funny, but everyone's seen it and knows it already. People recite so much from it its just aggravating.

 
it truly is not that funny unless your blunted the fuck out of your mind

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shut the funk up
 
i think i saw 6 vote for Pedro shirts today. every time i hear a quote from that movie it gives me a headache. the worst part is that 90% of them are just jumping on the band wagon. i cant stand it anymore. oh well, iligitimi non corborundem.

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this is nothing like the rick james thing. atleast in napoleon there are like 20 different quotes going around, with chappelle it was only 'im rick james bitch!' followed by 'HAVE YOU EVER SEEN CHAPPELLE SHOW?!?!'

best line on that particular episode was when real rick was tlaking about the couch

'I never just did things to do them, come on i have a bit more citizen than that. ............ yeah i remember grindin' my feet on eddies couch.'

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