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JoeTheRipper

JoeTheRipper

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What does it feel like for a girl? has anyone ever wondered?

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33
 
better than it feels like for a guy. It makes me kinda jealous.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'My penis is like a hockey stick, its always got game if you know how to handle it'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
Once they have one, they want more. They're that good.

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I like to let myself getting carried away,
if that's a problem, I'll try another way
to get in this awfully full parkingway
I can't see the end of the street
Give me a joint, and I might be
here or there, right or left wing
I don't care, just give it to me.
L.A. Alexander 1689-1744
 
^fuck off.... I'm not 13 years old.

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I like to let myself getting carried away,
if that's a problem, I'll try another way
to get in this awfully full parkingway
I can't see the end of the street
Give me a joint, and I might be
here or there, right or left wing
I don't care, just give it to me.
L.A. Alexander 1689-1744
 
must be like eating a big apple pie after starving in the wildnerss for a week

*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades

 
I was just curious because they make so much noise so it must be enjoyable.

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33
 
yeah, deffitely better than a guy's. They have it good. You don't see guys giving the same reactions girls do.

Like a virgin on prom night

A few soft moans

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
it cant be that good if they can reach it multiple times....just kidding...

-Alex-

Rock the Steeze

Representin the 212 and 607
 
yeah definitly better htan a guys...but remember...they can only do it 3 outta 4 weeks...which..damn tahts still not fair

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p
 
yeah but they can do it numerous times ^ so that makes up for it

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
where are the girls input for this thread?

*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades

 
But can girls climax in 3.8 seconds? I think not.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
when they have a clitoral orgasm its just like a guys, and its the same muscles that contract to give them an orgasm so it feels the same, but when its a g-spot orgasm, thier like a minute long. versus our ten seconds.

-CCR-
'every day should be a good day to die. dont loose your dreams'
--Dave Matthews
 
Well it kind of feels like... actually, no, I'll just keep you guys wondering.

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kind of hot?
 
pleeease ? thers pie in it for yah

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
hahah how are you morons stating that it feels better for a girl than a guy? Have you ever been a girl before, if not are you just talking out of your ass then?

 
^ yes

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
actually its more cumming from my dick.

impossible is really just a lack of determination
BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

Flowers are for fucking pussies
get her a dozen donuts
she'll like that-NOTEEFA

You can slide I'd Rather Fly
 
Spike540, they can do it 4 out of 4 weeks, you dumbass. Haven't you heard of rubbers? My girlfriend has like one day of stomach pain, then that's it, she's horny again. I love her. The max I've gotten out of her is 3, but she said the third is only plus, not that good anymore. But that doesn't apply to everyone, I think.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
Hahahaha this is funny. I agree with Sasha, it's great to keep you all wondering.

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
wheres irishdrink87 when you need her? she left us.

_____________________

There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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Public_Enemy, was that ew in response to Skier10whatevers comment on shaving? cause if you think a shaved box is gross, you're one fuct up kid. Shaved box is one of the best things in the whole entire world...

be original, hate your government
 
^why would you care?

«*$*Carney*$*»

Brent likes to do his women like he like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
isnt there some way for guys to build up to an hour orgasm or something? you have to meditate and dedicate so much time to it but come on...its a 1 hour orgasm

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
^ haha wow good job taking that from american pie 2 and acting like its a true fact...i mean maybe but im sure you just saw it therre....and an hour? i think it would get old

word

I Heart Skiing
 
^ its true, there are ways to achieve that intense of orgasms, maybe not for an hour, but american pie wasnt just maken em up

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
a) I-money... i don't think you have a clue what you're talking about. haha

b) half the reason we make so much noise is for YOU guys. (you tend to like positive reinforcement)

c) skierman raises an excellent point... it takes a lot of time and work for us. you guys got it easy. if ours IS better, we deserve it. PLUS, half the time we never get it anyway, no thanks to you guys.

-katie
 
cmon assholes i did my homework on this one

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
woops i didnt see you came around to see i wasnt makin shit up. sorry for calling you an asshole.

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
Have you ever heard a women describe an orgasm? 'the ocean came in, and then went back out, then it came in faster and rushed out, and then it crashed in and thundered out. then a unicorn kissed me on the cheek!'

Ill tell you what mines like. Im standing on the edge of a cliff like 'hmm hmm hmmm' *smack* falling 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' and then I land on a big pillow.

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Formerley 'Skierguy48' orginal member
# 30,116

E.C.S.M.

^ shut up, your a fag your not supposed to love women, your supposed to love long hard cock buried deep inside your anus- Lateralis commenting on ATLANTASKI talking about women

does atlantaski think he's black or did his parents just not wash him off when his mom gave birth to him from her dirty asshole?- Lateralis
 
However we have them a lot less frequently. Is this a quality over quantity matter?

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
I wish I could blow multiple loads. How fantastic would that be... well, maybe not for the girl...



capital city rider / dfp

...feel the rush
 
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