o'reilly...a mans man!

bill o'reilly went on a tyrade during his radio program last week about how he had been in combat and how he would handle curent problems facing our military if he were a soldier. then someone called in and asked if he had been in the military, o'reilly told him to shove it. he keeps puffing out his chest about his combat experiences

 
him and ann coultier epitomize everything that's wrong with the right in america. i'm not trying to turn this into another liberal v. conservative debate. i just find the two of them to be concentrated evil.

'He's just a fast food knight'

Proud to represent a BLUE STATE
 
i love trigonometry i had it on my final in math out of jnior high and i aced it...

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I'm an idiot, so don't mind me...Also, sarcasm is undetectable online...

I'm also a unique creation of God, just like everyone else...
 
As far as I'm concerned he is not a 'right wing' individual to me, and if you want to believe that or make a statement that he is then you are a dumb fuck.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-
 
see Outfoxed! ya he is a big ass. that whole channel sucks

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Joe is out of school didnt fucking ask for much Couldnt get a job the marines his last hope Down at the frontline with a gun not a toy Kill many men not asking what for Joe's family the comrades next to him Die one by one his luck is running out Joe wrote back home his parents unemployed The rich is fuckin laughing profits from the war Joe is off to die for another senseless war No arms no legs his mother cries at home Joey wears the flag so proud to fight for us And for a government that doesnt give a fuck
 
bill o'reilly is an asshole. he preaches FOXNews's hook 'Fair and Balanced', but continually forces his opinions on the rest of the world (at least the people who watch him). he is completely one sided. he bitches for as long as he wants on his show, and then when a guest wants to get a word in, he tells them to shut up and that he/she is wrong. the guy is fucking rude and should be taken off the air for good. in my opinion, he is destroying what FOX News is trying to accomplish as far as being the only news channel to present information 'fair and balanced'.

 
Did anyone see Michael Moore on the O'Reilly factor awhile back? It epitomized everything wrong with humanity.

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hahaha O Riely

yea i bet he is riley in bed

with limbauger takin it in the ass

of course theirs O rIely's secretary there too getting a fat raise

and dont forget lots and lots of vikadin, for limbauggr's aching ass of course

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'You got like, three feet of air that time!'
 
haha, there was a maddox article about this. Someone up there read it and quoted one of his lines.

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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
Found it! Here it is in it's entirity:

Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering vagina.

For those of you who don't know who Bill O'Reilly is, he's the asshole who wrote this book:

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This guy is the epitome of narcissism, and coming from a guy whose website is titled 'The Best Page in the Universe,' that's saying a lot. If I had to describe Bill O'Reilly in a phrase, it would be 'sock-sniffer.' You know the kind of guy who comes home from a long day of work, his feet have been sweating all day, his socks are ripe with the pungent aroma of stale milk and wet leather, and after he finally sits down and takes his socks off, but just before he throws them in the hamper, he takes a quick sniff to sample his odors.

O'Reilly wouldn't be such a bad guy if he would quit crying for a few minutes, step back, re-evaluate his life, and realize that he's a giant blubbering vagina. In June of 2003, O'Reilly attacked the only form of media he was powerless in: the Internet. In his 'Talking Points Memo' segment, he whined that 'nearly everyday, there's something written on the Internet about me that's flat out untrue,' continuing with his theory that 'the reason these net people get away with all kinds of stuff is that they work for no one. They put stuff up with no restraints. This, of course, is dangerous...' Yeah, real dangerous Bill. Next thing you know, people will get the crazy idea that they have the right to express their opinions as they see fit. Who knows? Maybe this idea will catch on and they'll add it to the Constitution of the United States, giving it a catchy title like 'freedom of speech.' What do you think of that you sock-sniffing bog trotter?

When Bill feels threatened enough, he goes after the people who say these 'vile' things about him. For example, his much publicized tirade with political satirist Al Franken ended with FOX News lawyers being laughed out of court.

No, Bill, the reason we 'get away with all kinds of stuff,' other than it being our irrevocable right to do so, is not because we don't work for anyone; it's because if the case against Al Franken taught you anything, you can't do anything about it! Here's the dilemma Bill O'Reilly faces every day: let the people who attack him on the Internet go, or talk back and give these people publicity. Al Franken's book probably would have never done so well had FOX not made a fuss about his satirical use of the phrase 'FAIR AND BALANCED,' and big blubbering Bill won't admit it.

Everything about this guy is obsessive. He speaks with an obnoxious cadence and rhythm, careful to chant the same handful of phrases over and over again. His entire repertoire of insults range from the versatile 'ideologue' (oh no, don't call me an advocate of a particular ideology, anything but that! Dumbass), to 'demonizer,' and 'ridiculous.' In fact, he repeats these phrases on his show, 'The O'Reilly Factor,' so many times, you could play a game of Bingo while tuned in. Simply print out the following sheet and mark a square each time he does or says anything listed. You win when you get 5 in a row (horizontal, vertical or diagonal):

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Bill O'Reilly gets a major chubby every time he says the phrase 'fair and balanced.' That's my theory anyway, otherwise he wouldn't say it in spite of the fact that FOX News' slogan is: 'we report, you decide.' I love that slogan, because it makes me feel empowered. They report, I DECIDE! Wow, it's almost as if I'm being reminded that I still have the capacity for critical thinking, but only insofar as I tune into their network for the delightful and not gruesome Gretta Van Susteren. Here's a quick question to the executives at FOX News (because I know you assholes will eventually read this): why do you keep calling yourselves 'fair and balanced?' Shouldn't we DECIDE whether or not you're 'fair' and/or 'balanced'? Is it even possible to be fair and unbalanced? Just let it go, it's not witty, it's not clever. It's not even catchy. Let it go.

During an interview with NPR's Terri Gross, Bill was quoted as saying: 'don't take your ire out on my product because you don't like me.' Hey Bill, isn't that the whole premise behind a BOYCOTT? Big blubbering Bill chose not to drink Pepsi when they signed rapper Ludacris to do commercials, yet he expects people to go out and buy his shitty new book even if they don't like him (don't take my word for it being shitty, check out what people are saying on Amazon).

Speaking of his shitty new book, there's a quote in it saying 'in order to be truly successful you have to be brutally honest with yourself. Excuses and rationalizations have to be put aside. You must define your own life,' continuing with the definition he's giving you for your life 'and not let others do it for you.' Wow, thanks Bill! You condescending son of a bitch. As if he wasn't already a giant self-collapsing vortex of hypocrisy, there are literally thousands of other examples I could cite of him 'defining' people's lives. For example, regarding people who support Michael Jackson, he said 'all Americans should remain on the sidelines and watch the process.' Oh really? Does that include you, Bill? Or are broad sweeping generalizations about what 'Americans should do' inapplicable to cranky, joyless blowhards?

Since Bill O'Reilly is such a cry-baby bitch, I have decided to send him a bottle of Johnson & Johnson 'no more tears' shampoo, along with a box of tampons to help with his constant PMS:

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I also sent him this letter along with the package:

Dear Mr. O'Reilly,

I hope you find the tampons and shampoo useful. Please continue to enlighten millions of Americans with your fair and balanced journalism day after day. I know your website is only ranked at 13,553, so if you would ever like some free publicity to help get your site going, I'd be happy to interview you on my site.

Your biggest fan,

Maddox

Careful not to soak up too much Bill, there won't be anything left.
http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=bill_oreilly

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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
he did totally bent moore over, the one funny thing ive seen him do. but yeah, he said something to that guy who called in like ' take that fair and balanced snip and shove it', which was pretty killer

 
looked like?

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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Le cassage est un art, ne le pourissez pas!

Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: t'es amoli, déchiqueté, astiqué et complétement cassé!!!! a yé, t'es prêt a pleurer!

I'm an idiot, so don't mind me...Also, sarcasm is undetectable online...

I'm also a unique creation of God, just like everyone else...
 
immortal technique calls him a little racist bitch in one of his songs, its a good song

_______________________________________________________ ''Anything that makes snow deserves more respect than my mommy''- The one, the only Giray Dadali (bristolrider)

I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS

 
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