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ingodwetrust

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I just finished watching footage on freezeonline and it looked as if it were an amiture comp. What the hell is goin on, even tanners run wasn't that impressive.

 
you do it better dickface

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what this bright lad is saying, is that he can get 3 xgames golds, 2 silvers, and a bronze. Because thats the combined might of larosse, hall, and poirier.

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no, he is just saying that he could've put together a better rails run, and i don't really have any problem with that because none of the runs were super impressive.

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You guys r idiots... There is a reason they are the top ranked pros.. Because no one is better than THEM!!!

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yeah they built up this contest for weeks. They should have spread the course out, ditched the two jibs on the pipe, and put up some bigger rails.

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^ You are retarded, because I was their in person and they DID go off...

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It was a JAM you idiot. You can show an hour of crazy jibbing in a 30 second crappy freeze video clip. Ill put some good videos up when i stop being lazy.

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if it sucked dont you think that the people that were there to witness the whole thing not just a 30 second blimp much of which was durring practice would be saying how shitty it was not how amazing the whole event was.

Not to mention these riders spinning onto rails that they could barely see due to visibility.

you saw 30 seconds of an 1 1/2 of ridding and you come to the conclussion that it sucked

You are just an idioit so Just shutup cus you have no clue what your talking about.

 
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it was jam like mammothpunks said all runs combined...who did the best (im pretty sure thats how it went w/ judging) it was a sick ass comp don't comment if you weren't there and just whitnessed 30 seconds of video

 
yea it def looks like the comp was pretty good but that clip that freeze had sucked dick it does look like i can do better then that but i know they didt hrow down and i wouldve gotten my ass kicked

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everything was pretty fucking lame except for tanners s-box slayage, and phil's switch 270 on.

kristies back stall was pretty alright, too. somebody should unsponcer her, though.

 
this picture sums the whole comp up

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that pics hilarious, fuckin philou

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Haha, was he riding that thing? and I didnt know it was jam, thats cool.

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yeah, the tall guy brings it home!

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he's representing, it's kinda gay he doesn't get a real bike tho.. i bet he'll still rip it up on that 50 nuts style

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yeah that'll be quite the sight

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it's the same in skateboarding....when a Pro, knows he is known, and everything, he will slack. That ambition to bust out and impress will die down. THat is what makes rookies so amazing in this sport.

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clausen post that shit up now

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didn't philou win that bike?

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ok for all you that only saw the clip on freeze this is what went down. the corse was way sick, the weather sucked. the 45 minuted jam sessions are way dope because you can do anything go anywhere. unlike a regular comp where you only have 2 runs. in my opinion all comps should be like this. the tricks wernt all that because of the weather. if it hadnt been for the weather this comp woulda killed all.

 
for all you out there craig was in the comp and threw down a sick trick on the pink box everyone was going nuts when he stuck it.

Craig what was that that you did?

And heres the word from someone who was in the comp saying it was good so all the rest off you shut up.

 
couldnt really tell ya it was like a bunch of tricks kinda put together, it was like a hip jump into a 1/2 pipe and the box was on top. air to box to fakie in the pipe. just one of those things you gotta see to understand er something

 
The contest wasnt a joke, but despite the s box, it lacked really dynamic elements.

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ya nothing like a car with two rails on it or anything..no dynamic features at all

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hahahah you go and jam rails for almost a hour, you'll get tired and prolly wont be as efficient as you were midway throught the session...

and since freeze guys are kinda weird when it comes to filming, they prolly onl;y filmed when eryone began tired...

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I thought the comp was pretty sick, the weather had a lot todo with it. The snow slowed shit down alot. There was about an hour period that the sun came out but then when the finals started the snow was getting so bad you couldnt even see the top of the course. Those guys were doing there best for what the conditions would let them do. The snow was kicking the shit out of them. the last 15min of the comp they could barley hold onto the tow rope takin them to the top. If you werent there in person, quit talkin shit.

 
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Craig the air to fakie on the pink bok that was sick trick you pulled.

I was watching from right after the rail on the right before the s box right where they were towing you guys past.

Hey was the s box so hard cus of the way it was banked or lack there of banking?

 
i disagree with all the disses. the masters was probably the most fun comp of all time. ask any rider who was there and he/she would most likely agree. all jibs, no bibs, no start order, jam format, no helmets, a bunch of friends chillin in a jib coarse...all good.

 
dude if i was philou i would sell that bike and get some cash they are worth a big chunk of cash when they are brand new

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wow philou is either really big or that bike is really really small...haha

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im thinking that its not really mike nick because most pros wouldnt just jump in and start posting like this being too busy and all. especially mike nick because he owns siver

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

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did anyone else see philou try and slide a rail on that...it was tight...boar...bike slide

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