Oprah: A brand new car -- for everybody!

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Host gives cars to everyone in audience

Monday, September 13, 2004 Posted: 1819 GMT (0219 HKT)

CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- Oprah Winfrey celebrated the premiere of her 19th season by surprising each of her 276 audience members with a new car.

'We're calling this our wildest dream season, because this year on the Oprah show, no dream is too wild, no surprise too impossible to pull off,' Winfrey said on the show that aired Monday.

Winfrey said the audience members were chosen because their friends or family had written about their need for a new car. One woman's young son said she drove a car that 'looks like she got into a gunfight'; another couple had almost 400,000 miles on their two vehicles.

Making sure the audience was kept in suspense, Winfrey opened the show by calling 11 people onto the stage. She gave each of them a car -- a Pontiac G6.

She then had gift boxes distributed to the rest of the audience and said one of the boxes contained keys to a 12th car. But when everyone opened the boxes, each had a set of keys.

'Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car!' Winfrey yelled as she jumped up and down on the stage.

The audience screamed, cried and hugged each other -- then followed Winfrey out to the parking lot of her Harpo Studios to see their Pontiacs, all decorated with giant red bows.

The cars, which retail for $28,000, were donated by Pontiac.

'A little idea grew into a big idea,' Mary Henige of Pontiac told The Associated Press.

She added that Pontiac will pay for the taxes and the customizing of the cars.

In other segments on the show, taped Thursday, Winfrey surprised a 20-year-old girl who had spent years in foster care and homeless shelters with a four-year college scholarship, a makeover and $10,000 in clothes. And a family with eight foster children who were going to be kicked out of their house were given $130,000 to buy and repair the home.

'The Oprah Winfrey Show,' which debuted in 1986, is syndicated to 212 domestic markets and 109 countries.

 
Oprah should be president. Really.

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wasnt oprah the most productive (made the most money) of any women a couple years ago exluding inheiritance (spelling)

(zach)
 
its like pimp my ride for ugly lesbos.....

Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?

Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,

Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?

Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
 
I hate oprah she tried to brainwash my mother a number of years ago. I eventually convinced her oprah was brainwashing her and she stopped watching. Now my pregnant sister is brainwashed by Dr.Phil theres a big conspiracy going on here.

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oprah for prez

-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice

-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime

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oprah kicks serious ass.

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alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.
 
Its nice seeing someone like Oprah doing stuff for people who are in need.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
Ant4Life, I hope you were joking. I don't consider people who need a new car 'people in need.'

Ron Paxton: 'As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.'

Wayne: 'It certainly does suck.'
 
Kamikaze you can look at that and say that the phrase means many things, for you it might mean you need money to ski, food money, house and etc... in those people cases the 'need' was a car...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
that's why they were chosen for the show, is because people wrote in about these people's cars. I would be pretty excited if we had such a shitty car that someone wrote us in to oprah telling her we need a car but can't afford it. Oprah is goddamn rich, and I saw the episode with the smoker lung, blech.

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holy shit, thats insane!!!! why couldnt i have gone

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i hope everyone brought oprah out for a buffet dinner for thanks..that bitch would eat everything

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i still dont like oprah

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There's no such thing as an expiration date for bleue cheese. Instead, it's a 'cheese will most likely be bleuer by this date' date.
 
yeah oprah is hella cool, who else gives shit away like that. She isnt hogging her money, Woo Hoo oprah < never ever thought i would say that

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as nice as that is.....

technically oprah didnt do anything herself.

im sure it wasnt her that phoned pontiac and said ok heres the deal.

its just her name and image that allows companies to make big donations like that.

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and if you dont know then you dont know.

bitch.
 
What a publicity stunt for Pontiac.

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
I just cant wait for the next O magazine. I'm always excited for the cover shot. Who do you guys think will be on the cover?

signatures are for pussies

 
yeah she wouldn't buy cars for people. I think she's kind of greedy. 'So everyone go out today and buy 5 porsches. I promise you won't regret it.'

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'Where's the lake?'
 
oprah was the first woman to self make 1billion.

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You know our country is fucked when the best golfer is a black guy, the best rapper is a white guy, and it is led by three guys named bush, dick, and colon.
 
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