•••DO YOU GO TO PSU? DO YOU LIKE TO SKI? DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH THE BEST SKIERS ON OUR TINY FUCKING MOUNTAIN?•••

just keep telling yourself that.

but don't tell a prospective employer that, you wouldn't want to build up any false hopes.

just kidding, I'm a dumbass, but getting a degree from The Pennsylvania State might help make up for it.
 
Well, Mikey Urine's ultra religious parents just signed him a lease to live in the basement of some missionaries house where drinking and women are strictly prohibited, so he's out of the deal!

However, this doesn't change much, two spots remain, come live in da harris haus.

 
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