•••DO YOU GO TO PSU? DO YOU LIKE TO SKI? DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH THE BEST SKIERS ON OUR TINY FUCKING MOUNTAIN?•••

skithesprings

skithesprings

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Two spots in Da Harris Haus are opening up for next year. Come live with me and Mikey Urine.

4 bedroom, two bathroom, bomb ass dank ass kitchen, garage, big ol house, fuckton of parking, 10 minute walk, 3 minute bike ride, 5 minute bus to campus, 400 a month +utilities.

We ski, and hit urban, a lot, could get you a job at tussey doing park things, plus we have a cool backyard for slacklining and a big front yard along the road for boxing matches. We are kush friendly and can supply hard liquor to children.

Prerequisites: Must ski/snowboard, not be the police, and smoke meth. Or at least two of those three...

There is also a sick dryslope setup in the backyard...
 
pre meth fueled party night bump! you could be joining us next year! fuck kratom, we're on some next level shit. although we have kratom too if that floats your boat. and guacamole. or guakamoaaahlee, or however you say it.
 
This tread makes me want to live with you guys. To bad I already graduated and would never live in Pennsylvanian.
 
I'm waiting to see the outcome of this FD party video.

If you do indeed party as hard as you say you do, no application shall be necessary.
 
it's the real school, with real professors, and real degrees, and real parties, unfortunately though, it is far away from real skiing.

but two hours away we have some of the best parks on the east coast so it ain't all bad.
 
ehhhh pump the breaks on the parties, plymouth goes hard. other then that i know exactly what you're talking about

well this seems like a great offer, someone capitalize here
 
ehhhh pump the breaks on the parties, plymouth goes hard. other then that i know exactly what you're talking about

well this seems like a great offer, someone capitalize here
 
I can't believe I go to Villanova and all they have is a fucking racing team, which sucks. I wanna live with skiers and be able to ski in my backyard... I'm bout to go crazy with all these preps and sorority bimbos who have never skied a day in their lives because they live on the Jersey Shore and suck
 
If you're considering coming here, but are unsure as to how the skiing is, don't get me wrong, it sucks, but we make the most of our snow covered cow pastures.

this is 7 springs...

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this is tussey and state college urban...

and that's where you can expect to ski while attending Sandusky U.

 
haha that's the shit, we got 2 rooms open in our house at bowdoin, do have a rail set up and we are kush friendly but we need to be supplied hard liquor cause were 20.
 
damn that sounds like a pretty tight set up. Minus the meth rule, thats sorta a bummer...
 
In September I can come down with my BoneDeth crew and throw BONEDETH 2012.5 PSU Edition if you want?

The only requirement is that you don't care how out of hand the party gets, and since it's in Penn, yes, I mean fireworks, beer, craigslist hookers and fireworks

The only beverage requirement is the only beer can be from our sole beer sponsor, PBR, and the only other drink allowed is Vodka (must be of Barton's quality or less, if possible)

 
In September I can come down with my BoneDeth crew and throw BONEDETH 2012.5 PSU Edition if you want?

The only requirement is that you don't care how out of hand the party gets, and since it's in Penn, yes, I mean fireworks, beer, craigslist hookers and fireworks

The only beverage requirement is the only beer can be from our sole beer sponsor, PBR, and the only other drink allowed is Vodka (must be of Barton's quality or less, if possible)

 
Deal, I'll assemble my crew

Do you have a printer or should we make flyers ahead of time?

And we like to close off most rooms in houses, and make the party only in one small room and a hallway (for grindrails and beer chucks). How many people can fit in the small room designated for BoneDeth? Take that number, multiply it by 3. That's how many people we will let in before midnight.
 
the backyard is reserved for fireworks, bmx jumps, unconscious victims, toxic waste and bathroom

If there is more room for people, 400 is about right
 
did you say bmx jumps?
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