Only the weak masturbated, Darwin believes

Durtschi

Durtschi

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Darwin theorizes that instead of lust and eroticism, the Early Stone Age was dominated by constant strife. The strongest men took harems, while the weaker males were homosexual or began (like the chimpanzees) to masturbate. Weaker males, according to the Darwin, could also have taken their revenge and murdered the leaders. Sigmund Freud believes that in order to put an end to permanent unrest and make living within a social community possible, upright man came up with the world's oldest moral law: totemism, a sort of early religion that associated a group with a specific symbol or set of symbols. Although this system helped bring about peace and orderliness, it also tended to impose a restrictive code of sexual abstinence on the individual.

Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!

 
I am weak

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that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
i think 98 percent of the world is weak

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
^yes, i kno kid that is very strong

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

 
as much as darwin knew...there was a lot he didn't...both in evolutionary biology and apparently masturbation.

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hahha. where did you get this from?

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I guess I wouldn't last long in primative times.

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haha so how weak are you if you jerk off twice a day ?... not that i do... just ummm... curious

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give me how many times a day you beat it, ill give you how weak you are, judging by your post count too

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It should be counted from the times you've opened the Hot Girl thread.

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35 times an hour

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
thats atleast 5 times daily

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

 
dont hate, masterbate

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14335548:Max.bro said:
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These days Durtschi only masturbates for nostalgia purposes to reminisce on his early days trollfapping before he started getting pummelled to death by thot pussy for his goggle sag.
 
I find that frequent masturbation keeps me horny and better prepares me for when i do get laid - which right now is about once a week. if i wait 4 or 5 days without beating the meat, sex isn't as good and it's harder to get a boner. But i think it's hard to get a boner because no matter how hot this chick is, she's moody AF.
 
Tim Durtchi: “only weak men masturbate according to Darwin. Think about it, why else would humans have learned to masturbate? It’s because back then only the strong reproduced, this says a lot about our society don’t you think?”

13 year old Khai Jones: “… ok Tim… are we gonna actually ski this line or should I tell dad to have the helicopter do another loop?”

-Tim Durtchi: “You see, it couldn’t be me Khai, I’d never masturbate because I’m not weak- like THEM”

Todd Jones: “Tim buddy your radio is on and we can all here this… are you gonna drop the line or not?”
 
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