only in taiwan

ah HAhahahahahaha. thats fucking great.

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
'...drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet'.

damn, that thing is called a sperm whale for a reason!

'ghostdragon is like milk. sometimes when it sits too long in thr fridge it gets crusty things around the cap that sometimes fall into your glass when your not careful.' - cj

'if you love something, fuck it in the ass...if it screams, cries and bleeds toss it in the dumpster...if anything else, you've got yourself a keeper' - Alpentalik

-Ayrton

 
thats a lot of guts, and organs

-The Dr.-

Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

wc.THELAB.ln.sm.lc.sw.ildmlfsm.etsahc.c.pnwk.sic.tre.tiwiwbtiac.pk.nwft
 
i want to see the 5 foot penis, why dont they have a picture of that? Or did it explode like a 5 foot rocket of oceanic love?

O yes, you can ski backcountry is syracuse ny

'me and my girlfriend were going at it the other night and she was on top and we were bonin hard, and my dick slipped out between thrusts and went up her ass. she screamed and cried for 45 minutes, it sucked.' -skiflake

 
Taiwan kicks ass. Everything is cheap there. For you guys out there, they kind of have a red light district there. They have asian chicks inside these glass rooms along the road side and they're scantily clad. You pay them and they roll these cigarettes for you and bend over and all this weird shit. But yea, Taiwan is fun, hot but fun

~juliet~

 
'Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet'

what the fuck? i love taiwan

tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound
 
'More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis,'

im down.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
MOTHER FUCKER!

when I saw the subject'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm. - Phrosty

I like horseriding, and I'm straight. And if anyone has any smartass comment about my sexuality then shut up!! -PhattTim

'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
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