Only hate if you're a virgin

13285460:Scaredwhiteboy said:
I'm a virgin and I'm not hating. Those were some real sexy babes you were with. Teach me your ways.
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Just show the girl of your dreams your penis and she will decide if you're worthy of the all mighty vagina. And if that doesn't get you laid you can always pay. That's what I do :)
 
13286035:eazymaclcp said:
you can always pay. That's what I do :)
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I actually thought that was going to be a lot worse than it was. However, that music video looked like it was shot in my old apartment.
 
13284381:eazymaclcp said:
Ay man, I enjoy skiing and other winter activities such as tobogganing with my girl and falling into fluffy snow piles with my homies
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If you ski what do you ride?
 
I can't believe I'm about to say this... But OP you have some of the largest man nipples I've ever seen. I'd keep my shirt on in future music videos.
 
13302893:SFB said:
arent you that retarded kid who made a vid of you smoking weed. fuck off and die.
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This is bullshit. I know for a fact you lost your anal virginity

13303022:Steezy_IN_KC said:
I can't believe I'm about to say this... But OP you have some of the largest man nipples I've ever seen. I'd keep my shirt on in future music videos.
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mine are bigger
 
i watched the whole vid and i still didn't see these hot girls you were talking of in the beginning

that being said this thread is hilarious
 
13303022:Steezy_IN_KC said:
I can't believe I'm about to say this... But OP you have some of the largest man nipples I've ever seen. I'd keep my shirt on in future music videos.
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13303297:Nep.Tuna said:
Yo if you aint going to change your dirty ass socks you should switch to black socks so atleast only you will know youre wearing dirty ass socks
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1. Man nipples are trending right now

2. The socks weren't dirty. That was an elaborate design

3. Who's down for some ping pong?
 
13303872:eazymaclcp said:
1. Man nipples are trending right now

2. The socks weren't dirty. That was an elaborate design

3. Who's down for some ping pong?
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dude your such a fucking poser, you probably don't even ski or if you do you suck donkey dick
 
13303872:eazymaclcp said:
1. Man nipples are trending right now

2. The socks weren't dirty. That was an elaborate design

3. Who's down for some ping pong?
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dude your such a fucking poser, you probably don't even ski or if you do you suck donkey dick
 
13304983:ski-hippie said:
dude your such a fucking poser, you probably don't even ski or if you do you suck donkey dick
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Dude I didn't know a style of skiing was 'suck donkey dick' but if that's true(2 Chainz) then I'm gonna master that style and be like the Taylor Hall of sucking donkey dick
 
13306303:eazymaclcp said:
Dude I didn't know a style of skiing was 'suck donkey dick' but if that's true(2 Chainz) then I'm gonna master that style and be like the Taylor Hall of sucking donkey dick
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Unless Taylor Hall doesn't metaphorically suck donkey dick anymore.

Then I'll just be the Eazy Mac of sucking donkey dick.
 
13306303:eazymaclcp said:
I'm gonna master that style and be like the Taylor Hall of sucking donkey dick
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I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say you know nothing about skiing. And you should probably leave.
 
13306313:eazymaclcp said:
Unless Taylor Hall doesn't metaphorically suck donkey dick anymore.

Then I'll just be the Eazy Mac of sucking donkey dick.
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Idk man taylor hall doesnt really suit your style. You should go for a more josey wales type style, imo
 
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