Online banks are the shit.

To be an accountant you don't have to take accounting in high school. Plus accountants aren't just debiting and crediting transactions within a business, it's more making financial decisions for the business. A stereotype accountant isn't what it may be.
 
*Relatively good salary, not a lot of job growth unfortunately, and 40 hour weeks except for during q's and any other fs release which you'll easily do 80 hour weeks for.
 
i just got an account with an online bank.

i really just like it because usually im all like "holy shit! is there enough money on my debit card for this taco bell?" or wondering "did my employer deposit my check this week or are they trying to deny that im on their payroll in some kind of tax evasion scheme again?" but now that i bank this way i just pull up an app on my iphone and it tells me weather or not i can get an extra softshell taco or if i have to threaten to call the IRS so i can pay rent this month. before i had to find an ATM or a physical actual bank, which is fucking impossible. plus my dad designed all the banks around here and i always hate how they dont give me any preferential treatment. like i should get to take two lollipops because its my families fault your fat ass has a safe, up-to-code building to work in. so just fuck them in general. i just keep a bag of lollipops with me now and take two every time i pull up the app on my phone. get fucked faggots.
 
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