One Thing You Are Terrible At

catching shit.

im fuckin terrible.

like in dodgeball, fat girl just kinda throws a big slow underhand and i go to catch it... never happens. fml.
 
Golfing. I can't do shit at a driving range. I have unreal balance on longboards/skateboards, I indo board, wakeskate, windsurf, kiteboard, and slackline. Yet, for some reason I can't hit a ball consistently past 150yds.
 
i have never been able to blow a bubble with gum and im 22 years old haha. Like how the f do you do it? I don't really chew gum, but when i do people act like im a huge retard for not being able to do it hah
 
multiple choice guessing

most people have a 1/4 probability of guessing correctly but i never do
 
Doing my homework. I procrastinate like a mother fucker. I am currently doing 3 weeks of work that I put off until today and it is due tomorrow.
 
making it to [eventX/activityY] at the prenegotiated time ~ being punctual.

i suck at that. whenever we say, ok, lets go skiing at 11 or so, i will most probably not show up until quarter past 11 (and it takes me only 2-3 minutes to get to the lift station). i also have to run to catch busses/trains all the time.
 
Hahaha me as well. My friends started telling me to get to wherever we were meeting a half hour before they were actually planning on getting there. I get shit for it all the time.

I'm also terrible at returning texts or phone calls. I open my phone, look at it, and say I'll text/call them back in a few minutes, and I forget.
 
getting up for school in the morning and telling stories. either i stutter all over the punch line or no one understands wat the fuck im sayin
 
Burping, skateboarding, math, surfing

I literally never burp, and can't make myself. It sucks when I start to feel sick and I know just getting out on burp would make me feel better, ahrhgh
 
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