One seat cusion rule?

i take a one seat buffer if the theatre isnt crowded sometimes...nothin wrong with that. but you ARE gay if you dont use a one urinal buffer rule.
 
haha in school last year some freshman didnt know about the urinal rule and we only have 3 urinals in the main bathroom and 2 stalls and it was during lunch so a bunch f people were in there. there was like 2 or 3 people waiting to get into one of each (left urinal, right urinal, and each stall) and this freshman walks in and just goes for the middle urinal. it was fucking hilarious everyone was messing with him so bad he left the bathroom before he even finished pulling up his pants. it was amazing.
 
What the hell you're not allowed to pisswhile standing too close to someone? Sure I'll try to stay away from other dudes if i can but waiting and making a line is retarded. Just keep your eyes forward, that's how it's done.
 
yeah what the hell

why wouldnt you sit next to eachother. why is it gay for guys but cute for girls? i sleep in beds with girls... its cool..
 
that's the lamest thing I've ever heard.. uh oh I'm sitting beside my friend, we must be in a gay relationship.. or we're just friends are don't care if my friend is beside me?
 
i was at the airport in vancouver pissing in the second to last urinal and all of a sudden this old guy just goes right next to me in the last one. i was literally shocked haha. i guess its because im so used to the "rule" but i almost said something. but then i didnt. then i went to burger king in the terminal and ate a western whopper. it was really good but i didnt grow a moustache like in the commercial. i was disappointed
 
Sometimes when im pissing kids will come up and choose the urinal next to me and then randomly start talkin......... i usually just ignore them.

does this happen to anyone?
 
that is how you get two armrests. if you sit directly next to someone, the armrest in the middle is like a battleground for space.
 
^^ nah its really not that bad, just gotta budget

if its a bud or a good friend u can decide who gets the front and who gets the back
 
hahahah yea, its the best to stand next to someone though cause they get so freaked out they'll walk away
 
if you were watching a movie at your house you wouldn't sit right next to each other. its not a rule but when convenient might as well space it out a bit.
 
the only "skip a space man law" or whatever is the skip a urinal one. i mean EVERY guy know that you dont go next to someone in a urinal. no matter what, even if there is a line.

but what the fuck, i must be gay or something. i go to the movies with just my buddy sometimes. we sit next to each other. one of us takes turns holding popcorn until one just puts it on the floor. seriously if you dont do that i think your gay.
 
You don't start a line if there is a free urinal. Unless it's a short one, then I just feel totally exposed and I have to go in a stall, but Im wierd. But yeaqh if I can I'll go to the one furthest away from other people.

I just cant fucking believe there's kids that are so shy or uncomfortable with themselves they can't even stand next to each other whiile pissing
 
I have a personal three urinal rule in public washrooms.

I stand in the middle, Piss in the left and look in the right. S'funny, noone else ever uses any of the 3.
 
i do it when its a really empty theater, gives you lots more room and il admit i think its a little gay that there are a million seats available but then two guys have to sit right beside each other. but if theres a bunch of people in there, and not neccessarily crowded, but kinda full then i dont care
 
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