One of the best police beat articles ever

[weenox]

the last two guys mentioned are my good friends and frat brothers.

http://www.oxfordpress.com/news/crime/intruders-report-finding-dead-body-really-find-sleeping-man-371135.html

 

[Elijah.]

A good wtf response is in good taste here. Funny article.

 

[Blurst]

haha the best part is how they broke the window with a jar of peanut butter

 

[.frenchy]

 

[bermbuster49]

hahah peanut butter thats awesome