One Magic Wish

Hobojibber

Hobojibber

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Lets say you pull a thorn out of the Pope's butt and he grant you one wish, what would you wish for????? ( and you can't wish for more wishes)

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to be able to get really good at everything without trying hard.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
O yah i would wish to be able to be invsible whenever i wanted cause then i could mess with people and shoplift and stuff like that.

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I would wish to bea able to read peoples minds.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven\'t been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!

'Didn't your mom ever tell you not to play footsie at the table?'

..'My mom played footsie with me..'
 
i would wish that all the girls wanted to have sex with me because i was the best skier in the world....kinda 2 wishes in 1

'Anyone got any hot sisters they wanna sell?'

-skipimp_
 
so mad trixx, you wish you were me?

yeah im concieted, but i've earned the right

SUck My AnTeAtEr

Anal sex is overrated

I haven\'t been this sexually satisfied since I was an altar boy!

'Didn't your mom ever tell you not to play footsie at the table?'

..'My mom played footsie with me..'
 
hahah, a thorn out of the pope's butt. sometimes i wonder what really goes on in that mind or yours andrew.

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

 
That's simple. World Domination.

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Vote rebel!

'Can you move your fazooli? I don't have reverse.' - M. Harvey
 
ok heres somthing we can do.........IN all of our signatures we can put

Proud Member Of The Hobum Posse

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lol. he focker andrew, know this: be aware of what friggin' thread you're posting in, dumbass.

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

 
hey andrew, how tall are you???

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
 
do u want to go to the bronco raider game or not?

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yes i do, i retract my previous statements.

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
 
i like jibs' idea

The Battle for Middle Earth Begins December 18th

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
s whichbaby..you wish everyone was on drugs?

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
i would either wish to be invisible.

or i would wish for immortality but only on the condition my physical and mental health never degraded. essentially i would like to be 18 forever physically but age legally :)

does anyone understand that?

 
id wish for it to snow in san Fran so we could abuse the city just like in JMMT,

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

 
i wish for knee deep snow in my backyard

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Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as getting AIDS

There is no 'I' in TEAM but there are 5 'I's in INDIVIDUAL BRILLIANCE

 
you never want your girlfriend back man...theres so many cooler girls out there..there's always a cooler girl

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
a life time ski pass for any resort on the planet for me and all my buddies.

^_^

they say that absence makes the heart grow fungus
 
I would deffinetly wish that i was the best boarder chick ever and then id have my own male pro hoes!!

'it's a whibble'-Paul Flannery says as he wiggles the pipe!!
 
i would wish to be able to go in the future and stuff. then i would gamble and do stuff on the stock market nad ounce i had like a billion dollars buy my own ski resort, or a country. Then i would probrably just sit around and have them turn the lifts on whenever i wanted to go skiing and smoke all the time. And whenver i wasnt skiing much it would be free for other people to ski.

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
i would wish that my birthday was in october so I could get my god damn license.

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Move Bitch! Get Out The Way! Get Out The Way Bitch! Get Out The Way!
 
id wish for a 2nd penis. tha would be lots of fun

Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
 
uh, yeah, i havent heard anything about an ice age. Tons of snow, year round skiing. too bad everyone would die. I wish i lived in Whistler. Such a cool town. i love that place

and dis big ol monsta comes outta nowhere and asked, 'you got treefitty?'

Whats 'treefity'?

What?!? you litta crackas don't know what thee fitty is?!?! tree dollas n fitty cents.

Oh he wanted money?

Yeah! da damn monsta wantd treefitty!

 
Jibs, thats an awesome idea. Being good at everything with little effort would be cool.

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-Dan

''An object at rest cannot be stopped!''

 
i would wish i could stick sicker tricks then any skier or snowboarder.... like switch misty 1440's off a 100 foot clif. or just that brooke would go to U of I and not WWU

in the words of my house:

Your not AKL... SO FUCK YOU!

 
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