one legged skiers

hoodratz47

hoodratz47

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there was one in the park the other day . he was going off of jumps. he ate it hard and i went up to him and asked him if he needed a hand up. he said ' well yo ucould give me a leg' haaaaa ...... does any body else have any monopod skier stories.

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huge respect, especially to see them in the park, can u imagine obsorbing the landings on one leg, crazy

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do one legged skiers use poles? fuck man....

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bahah 'you could give me a leg' classic....that's what my friend said when he was pretending to eat it off stairs on a pair of crutches....tourists are so dumb

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same deal with the para-guys and gals in those chairs, i have seen some people rip! i wanna see someone hit tables in one of those...there probably be more consequences, but there was a guy at my local hill getting air of some the the rollers.

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they dont use regular poles they use like crutches with little skis on the end, theyre like the crutches that have a loop for your arm and then a handla stickin out for your hand, same kind they use on those sit down things

in some warren miller movie theres a dude with one leg that skis bc, and fucking rips, he drops shit with one leg that i wouldnt touch on 2

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oh do they?

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but that dude has more of a regular pole

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I have so much respect for these people, it takes so much determination to get out there and do that

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i saw this dude at ally that went off a table and he was in a sled. so he was paralizied waist down. it was so rad he cleared it and rode out. everyone was yellin it was sweet

 
us disabled team guys are burly... crazy bastards.

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i saw one guy who had messed up legs and he was in the chair. he pulled of a back flip. that was the gnarlyist thing i ve ever seen . he said he wants to try rails.

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'there's two types of people in this world. the people that take shit and the people that dish it out. Who said that? ' oh Yeah i think his name was Jeasus'' '

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a kid i worked with spiral fractured his femur in like 13 places and skiied on one leg for the season. he skis better on one leg than most people do on two, the kid was spinning, doin backflips, and ridin pipe on one leg

 
This season I was waiting outside the lodge with my friends, and we were just fooling around on one ski, and we heard somebody behind us say, ''Are you having fun?'' and so of course, obnoxious assholes that we are, we were like, ''Haha, yeah.'' and we turned around and there was a guy with one leg putting his ski on the ski rack. And then he detached his wooden leg and left it on the ski rack with his ski and poles. And he walked inside and we felt really bad. The end.

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yeah in one of warren miller's movies they have a one-legged sicker drop some big cliffs...i think it was cold fusion...anyway it rocked

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i give those guys so much respect. there are a few at my hill and they all rip better than most other people. never seen one in the park though. but if i lose a leg thats what i'll be doing

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I've got a buddy with no lower leg on one side. He skis with his fake leg, and you would think he is an average skier, nothing more. You probably wouldn't give him a second glance one way or another. And yes his leg did fall off once on a chairlift. he got it back

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We had a guy on our rugby team with a fake lower leg, he took a big tackle on his lower fake leg and SNAP! It snapped in half, most of the other team vomitted all over the pitch! They didn't know it was fake!

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yeah, at our resort there is this kid that sits in one of those chair things. he skis the park its cool to watch. i was checking his little contraption out, and he had scratches on for the ski on the bottom. that would be so rad to see him land switch sitting down.... insane. i have so much respect

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yeah, one day i was on the lift and yelled down at a guy (who i thought was just an idiot) 'You only got one pole!' He looked right up at me, flipped the bird with his arm and replied, 'I only got one arm!' i pretty much felt like an ass. when i lived in Crested Butte, they have a disabled skier event yearly, and seeing all those guys (and gals) riding a poma lift to get tothe double black terrain, i gained so much respect for them. i mean, how many gumbies try to ride a poma with two good legs, and it still spits them off, and these guys do it in a sit-ski? fucking amazing is all i have to say. props to challenged skiers!j

 
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Yeah if people with one leg/arm can be chucking backs and dropping big cliffs, we all should be going huge! Those guys are amazing, much respect due.

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I have so much respect for those skiers.

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There was a kid with one leg at my Mtn this year. He hit all the jumps, did some grabs, and was getting air inthe pipe. It was crazy

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one day i was skiing with 1 ski all day and at the end of the day i saw a one-legged skier and i felt like i was wasting my legs.

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In stryn one guy with one leg jumped of the biggest kickers and did 180s of smaller kickers respect to him!

 
I couldnt even imagine how hard that has to be to learn...But to put a positive spin on it ill bet its tyte that they get all their skis for half price.

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how maj would a one-legged freestyle skier be?

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