Once in a lifetime

[Pritch]

k so last week me and 3 buddies went off roading...one of them owns a jeep TJ....anyways..to get there we drove threw the counrty..and while passing a farm we looked at the cows n shit and just you know laughing and all of a sudden we get up to these two cows fucking!!!...we all started laughing so hard i almost pissed my pance..it truly was a once in a life time experience hahah.how many other ppl have seen this?

 

[Lé.Skiing]

i never seen that, but i seen a monkey giving another monkey head at the zoo once.. it was awsome

 

[PLJaCks]

did you really just spell pants, "pance" ??

 

[NFproductions]

i live all around cows, so yea i see it rather often. pretty interesting stuff

 

[sneather]

hahahaha i noticed that too!

 

[SIX]

I've only seen turtles fucking.

 

[Pritch]

haha holy shit i did..i didnt even notice ahah my bad *pants

 

[SkiMN]

When I was on safari in Kenya I had to sit in a stationary jeep while the rest of my group watched 2 elephantes have sex. Fuckin wrong on so many levels.

 

[Jake...]

haha little ryan

 

[Pritch]

lmfao yeeeee shut upppp haha

 

[Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe]

i saw bears fucking underneath the charlift in whistler

 

[mind_Riot39]

i was just gonna say that and saw that u posted it. haha. how do u fuck that up?

 

[k2yeags]

how the hell is this once in a lifetime?

Go to the zoo for like 10 min of just spend some time around nature

sex is not really as big a deal as we humans make it

 

[Jaskittin]

No, unfortunatly almost every male and female cow on earth will engage in this ritual every spring/summer. Come to Montana, cows fucking is more like a daily norm than a once in a lifetime experience. I mean, hey thats cool, you saw a cow getting some action. What that should have prompted you to do, rather than make a thread on newschoolers is to follow the cow's example, and you yourself go get laid.

 

[brokebutitsworthit]

yup live in alberta seen that, seen a bull running around with a hardon at a farmers truck to.

 

[*snowman*]

ive seen it many times...

 

[Jake...]

have the remedial/special education classes not been working out for you pritch?

 

[Pritch]

no actually thanks jake for asking tho....and actually for me it is once in a life time due to the fact i dont live on a farm nor plan to as well as in the country or anywhere near cows so yes it is..

 

[skicraze123]

while my sister was in africa she saw two elephants fucking

 

[Pritch]

haha wow...thats definately once in a lifetime haha

 

[sacchettiadam]

i saw a dragonfly take a shit

 

[Mezmerize19]

I sawa cow walking backwards. it was odd

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

i see it everyday, i really want you to leave

 

[Pritch]

riiiiiiiggghhhhhtttt.....?

 

[StealthSteez]

This is not thread worthy at all....

 

[Pritch]

well considdeering u were in the car?haha...

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

i feel sorry for you that you know this faggot

 

[New.Era.]

I live on a farm

 

[Pritch]

oh shit watch out for this guy..you fucker get the hell off this site

 

[tBatt]

ive seen my dog get his schwag on.... then got a picture of it

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

i am honestly at a loss for words, you and your friend need to stop having conversations in threads someone already made a thread about you faggots in site discussion

 

[Pritch]

excuse me....name the time that we have a had a "discussion" in a room....mayge i should start a "discussion" about spammers such as yourself!!

 

[kabozo101]

thats pretty weird man

 

[fouldsys]

haha ya i remember that. it was jokes

 

[philipc]

ive never seen it but it really doesnt matter to me if i see some cows fucking or not

 

[Pritch]

so then dont reply to this thread?

 

[StealthSteez]

Ya so what? Doesn't mean I need to go post everything I see from a car on NS.

douche

 

[dubage]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

you cant be fucking serious

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/246825/

read that and look at yourself faggot i could give you at least another 3

 

[DDrem.]

haha thats funny. ive always wanted to see it in real life.

my friend has a book at his house that is all about bugs, and there is a page on reproduction, and it shows a bunch of bugs fucking

 

[scientist]

Its weird how much sex we see from humans. Realistically we see way more humans going at it then animals, and humans do it in a closed, secure enviroment most of the time

 

[Pritch]

ok thats fine....are you jealous i have friends to talk to?...why does it piss you off so much?....why?

 

[Pritch]

why does that piss you off so much couldnt you spend your time more usefully and not try to create shit between you and other members

 

[mkotten]

i've seen dolphins fucking at seeworld, that was pretty funny

 

[MLB]

ive seen two elephants fuck........now that is fucking crazy.........

 

[TheStamos]

I live in california , why do you think the cows are so fucking happy.