ON3P WORST TOPSHEET CONTEST 2011

[ON3P]

Thats right, ITS BACK! After such an atrocious winner last year, we had to do it again.
https://newschoolers.com/ns/cult/contest/id/2788/cid/8/

Please do read carefully through the rules if you want your entry to have a serious shot. We had some great ones last year that had to be disqualified because of our one lone rule, so please help us out! The contest is open to general submission till APRIL 15th! After that, we here at ON3P will go through and decide the top 64 to seed the brackets, and then its over to you guys to decide who's topsheet is the ugliest thing that would ever be put on a pair of skis. And, as last year, if you win, you get ANY 2011/2012 ski*, with your creation gracing the topsheet! And no, you cant trade it for a stock ski, you get what you make.
*Applies to all 2011/2012 skis, excludes any special edition or customs.

To get you guys amped, I figured we should set the bar rather high and show you what can be done with 2 hours of goofing around. And no, we cant make this, read the contest rule.

Lets turn this contest up to 11!

 

[1337]

first? why dont you have an orange name?

 

[paulmay]

i got some great ideas...

 

[J.J.M]

APRIL FOOLS!

 

[Jonny7]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS YESSS

 

[ReignMan]

APRIL FOOLS

 

[PJS.]

yeah for real, with basically half of ns officials on3p guys too

 

[DGski]

pretty sick contest i guessum

 

[pinhead_larry]

Oooo this sounds fun

 

[pinhead_larry]

Also does anyone own the trollface?

 

[brosif]

Yesss. It's back. I can't wait to see what people come up with

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

FOOLS APRIL

 

[broto]

i really want to try this, but i don't have photoshop and even if i torrented it i would suck at it and do something wrong.

 

[Kreech]

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im getting on paint right now

 

[broto]

not gonna work lol.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

MS Paint works just fine for this contest. Last years winner was almost exclusively done with it.

 

[Low.End]

^and even if you do use photoshop badly odds are it could be helpful in this case

 

[broto]

wouldn't the resolution be too low? and if i put it to 34x200 cm, or big enough for the top sheet on the rule page, then there is no way to zoom further out. i can't figure this shit out.

 

[Kreech]

Lol^

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Dont see them as disadvantages, think of them as creative advantages.

 

[_Jesus_]

 

[cultrara]

this is going to be fun

 

[Sklar]

i have something terrible in the works...

 

[ndye]

Wish i was at all artistically inclined.

 

[crab_pretzel]

yes such a sick contest to bring back

 

[cultrara]

Wish i had the software

 

[ReignMan]

10 bucks says rebecca black will rule the top sheet.

 

[cultrara]

too bad it cant win with the rules

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Is her face trademarked?

And yes, you can win any skis you like, save the Pillowfights... those are going to be limited release, unique and individualized pairs of skis, we have limited materials and are thus set on the number of pairs we can make.

 

[cultrara]

haha idk but im sure there is some way she could sue if skis were made with her on them, but if they arent being sold its all good i guess

 

[pinhead_larry]

Winner

 

[Asterisk]

So, I entered some really bad ones. Is bad good? Or is good bad good. hmm we will find out

 

[Jahrassicpark]

This is my favourite contest!

 

[Kangbang]

I'm gonna make such an ugly topsheet.

 

[HalfandHalf]

love this contest

 

[PeterWojnar]

I am SO stoked!

 

[Sklar]

can we enter more than one?

 

[Chief.Queef]

but that means youll have to use your 10000 post. PS say nothing if your gay and suck at skiing

 

[Sklar]

mine is set to drop sometime today

 

[Bar_Down]

i think im actually gonna do it this year, im pretty pumped ahaha

 

[cultrara]

if only i didnt have so much other stuff going on

 

[Sklar]

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/cult/contestview/id/2788/cid/8/eid/560/

 

[Bar_Down]

so if i make something purely in MS Paint, how big should i make that shit? dimensions-wise

 

[cultrara]

hahaha thats terrible, you should put it on skis though, not just a rectangle

 

[Sklar]

 

[Sklar]

now?

 

[Sklar]

trip post

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Set the canvas size to cm, make the dimensions 33cm by 198cm.

 

[DGski]

I gotta get working on this

 

[Bar_Down]

wow thats gonna be huge

 

[Bar_Down]

just out of curiosity though, is that just for when you guys actually need to put it on a ski or do i need to enter it in those dimensions as well?