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RunDMc

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OK so in grade 10 science at my school we have to disect owl pellets and find the bones of its prey and put them together to make a skeleton. Anyway this kid gets offered 10 bucks to eat an owl pellet. These things are covered in chemicals to save them from harming your hands, not to mention they're REGURGITATED REMAINS OF A RAT: teeth, nails, bones and a hell of a lot of hair. So being the stupidest attention seeker there ever was, this kid puts the whole thing in his mouth and was chewing it up before the teacher told him to spit it out. He is currently in the hospital and suspended from school. Anyway, I just had to tell you guys.

By the way he didn't even get the $10.
 
haha dumbass, some kids ate part of a fetal pig in my class, then other people played jump rope with the small intestine.
 
What a fucktard. They have like, formaldehyde and shit on them, which is super poisonus, no? And for $10? What a moron.
 
Its in your diet coke so it can't be that poisonous unless its diluted to crap in Diet Coke. Im in chemistry and ive seen a lot of dumb shit thats around that level of intelligence.
 
ha were done with our fetal pigs. i hated them by the end and stabbed them with the poker thing for no reason occasionally without anyone noticing
 
omg. you could be gay. lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

last year i paid this kid 20 bucks to eat the toung of a frog we were disecting. he did, and it wasnt worth it for me
 
if its the chemical i'm thinking of thats in diet coke its hella bad... and its can cause either cancer or parkensens i cant remember...
 
we made slime with alchohol polymers in chemistry. It looked like this just i used green food coloring:

Slime.jpg


So anyway, i had a ball of this stuff a bit bigger than a golf ball, and i just started taking bits of it and sticking it up my right nostril. I just kept doing more and more and jam packing my nasal passage until the whole ball of slime was in my nose. And i proceed to hawk a good amount of it out of my mouth. At one point i started laughing and green chunks of slime started flying out my mouth.
 
one of my brothers friends drank some shit from chemistry, i forget what it was, but he had to go to the hospital and almost died.
 
LMAO!!! You fucking retard hahaha. But anyways, that's DISGUSTING!!! Stupid, stupid loner kids and there fantasies of being popular....
 
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