omg u fagg@!@$#213

haha- could it be? gateskate is back!

'Cure blindness with a whore's spittle.' -Jim Morrison
 
hahahah thats cool

Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union

contract...

Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...

Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?

Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?

Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'

Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.

Homer's Brain: (Screams)

Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure

I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
 
Ya, aviators are pimp.

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
 
if you go to the main site theres even better things. theres a girl having sex with captions to go along with it and one that will give you a seziure(sp?)

 
Johnny Knoxville style right there !!!

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Is it cheating if the girl is from another country?

Some one please help !!!
 
that was gay/funny at the same time

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I like playing with my Huck Dollie
 
I have some aviators, they're so badass.

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'I got cooties, yo! I got cooties yo! I got cooties from Rudy's big old booty, yo!' Sifl and Olly
 
I wish I was stoned for the RGB

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^

(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit

Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
 
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