OMG!!!! PEPSI BILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE!!!

Ds91260

Ds91260

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ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!!!

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
YES, WHAT IS IT?

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***

 
yeah i fucking know, whenever i open a pepsi bottle, i just think of what i'd do with that amount of money. 'Two chicks at the same time, man'

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
they should do something moe constructive with the money, or some of the money

=J. KIESEL=

Take Only Pictures

Leave Only Footprints
 
id donate sum. spend lots. buy hookers. useless stuff :D

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
WI, office space all the way baby

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
'i'd do nothing'

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
thats a crock of shit if i've ever heard it.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

 
'i...i...i believe you have my stapler. bu...uh...hmm'

'i..i...set the building on fire'

Milton kicks ass

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
ahahaha, ummmmmmmm yeah. We have a roach problem. WOuld you mind fixing that for us?

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
'it's a jump to conclusions mat. you see it's this mat that you put on the floor; with different CONCLUSIONS that you could JUMP to.'

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
'yes, this is horrible'

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
HOOKERS! PROSTITUTES!!!!! GO GO GO! STDS!

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
yeah you probably get it in payments of 100,000 a year for the next 1000 years

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
id donate it all to the site..................NOT!

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
fuck pepsi.. i bet no one will win or something

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
they say one person is guranteed 1 million and gets a chance for 1 billion

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
how bout I hold a contest. All the girls between 16 and 25 suck my cock and have a chance of winning a billion dollars.

any takers?

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

 
Isnt this contest supposed to be for the new 'Fear Factor' show....

you get a chance to participate in it and if you DO win you get $1 Billion... thats what I thought it was supposed to be anyways

 
who gives a fuck

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

 
still though, that's insane, think about going from your current situation so say middle class to a instant billionaire, i mean what you could do with all that money, you could buy a small country, i'd give 100 million to charity, put 100 million in rsp so i'd make crazy interest just to ensure i don't run out, i'd give 100 mil to my parents and 50 to my bro and sis, and some to some friends and family, then i'd go shopping crazy and buy everythiing i ever wanted, then i'd retire for the rest of my life

Seize the carp
 
YUP, IT'S A PERFECT LIFE IN A BAG>

caps sory

all that money would be more of a burden than a blessing. Trust me on that one.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
skipimp your idea for a competition is sick, ill judge too though

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
yeah, we'll have to take daily breaks, I don't want my cock to get all wrinkly like it was in a pool for 10 hours.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
with 1 billion dollars you could easily go buy a mansion somewhere nice and go live there for the rest of your life. Hell, you could even have 2 or 3 friends with you cuz you could pay for em too. Itd be the life. for sure.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
yeah and while were on breaks we can just get the girls to be our servants and shit, they can get us drinks, cook for us, and give us massages

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
'One winner is gauranteed 1 million dollars, and a chance to win 1 billion dollars'

Its pretty obvious that no one is going to win it, they just used the word 'chance' to make it sound real.

 
^people already said that

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
'yeah and while were on breaks we can just get the girls to be our servants and shit, they can get us drinks, cook for us, and give us massages'

Isn't that what they're supposed to do, anyway?

Listen to Bob Marley

Your toothpaste is in my peanut butter! - Spongebob
 
/\sexist fag i should kick your ass for saying that

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
ok, calm down. its a joke 'fag'. and how would u kick my ass on the internet?

Listen to Bob Marley

Your toothpaste is in my peanut butter! - Spongebob
 
idk? how can you have sex on the internet? lets pretend... i am now punching you in the face. you start spiting blood.

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
i look up and spear u and start punching u in the face. u start bleeding heavily.

Listen to Bob Marley

Your toothpaste is in my peanut butter! - Spongebob
 
i whip it out and start peeing... you know have pee all over you blinding you

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
i castrate u with my bare hands. u start pissing blood.

Listen to Bob Marley

Your toothpaste is in my peanut butter! - Spongebob
 
if i won a billion dollars, the first thing id buy is an ak47 to kill ne bitches that try to rob me

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
yea derek kicked my ass :(

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
i dont think i'd invest it. Just in a savings account the interest would be more than enough to live off of. I could build a huge dryslope ski hill and in the winter when it snowed i could have a real ski hill. I'd also buy tons of other stuff. Money can buy happiness.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
'i am now e-hurt' that was golden my friend

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
skier gangs for life yo.. INTERNET THUGHSS wut wut!

I'd buy a tank and crush shit.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

 
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