OMG I HATE SPIDERS!

Hello, I am the goliath spider, the biggest spider in the world. I eat birds and have been measure dup to around 30 cms in leg span.

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-Michael Lifshitz-
 
Hello i am the funnel back spider, i unleash my venemous poison when i get scared, i like watching tv and i masterbate during the day.

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-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004

Saying something is so hot right now IS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!
 
but I love you so much. I love you so much I'm gonna hide under your covers and attack you in your sleep. I am the Funnel Web Spider. I am aggressive and hand sized. I have enough venom to easily kill a human. I am the most venomous spider in the world.
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-Michael Lifshitz-
 
^ that is my twin brother, we watched a porno this afternoon

-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004

Saying something is so hot right now IS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!
 
you guys can go die for putting those on here. theres only one thing i hate more than carnies, and thats spiders. usually i kill em with a long stick, or stepping on them. and when i see an especially big one, i'll throw stuff at them, and if that doesnt work, i'll tape a shoe to the end of a big stick, and smush it from really far away. and lighting them on fire is always fun, spray Raid on them, then get a lighter, light it, and spray the Raid through the flame(now you got a home made flamethrower) and you can light the little bugger on fire

 
hello, i am bill gates, when i see a spider on the floor i pee my pants and use Windows XP Stain Remover Edition to get the stain off, i unleash my money when charities surround me, i am the richest man in the world, so CHARISH ME

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-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004

Saying something is so hot right now IS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!
 
That was weird.

'When I go skiing on Thursday, I'm gonna grab my skis! Grabbing didn't even EXIST the last time I skied!' - a snowboarder co-worker who is going skiing on Thursday.
 
superman is my home dog

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
What if spiderman and superman made some sort of kid that had both their cool tricks. Lets call him super spider. disregard this entir thing cause im drunk

-word-

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
yeah if i was a soldier and i saw that thing coming at me i would shoot it with my fucking gun

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
I hate spiders, I had to move some firewood today that has been in the same place for like three years, the spiders that came crawling out of there were scary...I couldn't stand it, it took me an hour to load my truck because I would take a 2x4 and hit each log around to make sure there were no spiders on it before I would pick it up.

 
I've got no problem with them. but they ain't so big here. I just pick'em up and toss them out.

hehe, the saying here goes that every person swallows a certain amount of spiders in his lifetime during his sleep. yummie!!

 
wow. I did say superman. I guess I was pretty tired last night

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
Yeah, I spray them with something flammable and then take a match to them.

-Sdot

Reppin' 907
 
my grandma and grandpa had a black widow in there garage, it was scary as hell.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
i hate spyders also man

Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!

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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .

 
WUT!!! we swallow spiders in our sleep!! DAMN that sucks, im scared now

-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004

Saying something is so hot right now IS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!
 
AHHH SPIDERRS fucking hell i hate them! omg! eek... u know i can handle like huge ass spiders but tinny ones its like AHH FUCK! hahaha shitty that we swallow about 20 in our life time while we sleep :S uhg,,,

 
yeah when you wake up and ur throat is all sore, its usually from a spider crowling back in ur mouth and trying to make a web. but yuo usually suck them down with breathing in the night. but the web stays around ;)

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
d-loc that is the most pleasant thing that I have ever heard, cant wait till I go to bed and suck them fuckers down...

Motherfuckers...
 
when i found that out about the swallowing spiders like a year ago, i slept with band aids over my mouth for about 2 weeks. and thanks for the pics guys, i had nightmares last night.

I dont want a large Farva!
 
haha bandaids couldnt you have jsut tapped ur mouth shut or soemthing

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
yea, i heard the eaverage person swallows 3 spiders in their lifetime while sleeping

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
 
that spider crawling in your mouth thing is bullshit. Its just something someone made up to scare people and it somehow has woven itself into society like an urban legand.

 
that's one of the random useless facts... I'm sure somebody has already said that so yea...

BATMAN, and he's touching Robin!

I know he's no spiderman (and this has nothing to do with spiders), but sometimes you just have to post this crap

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yeah i do too... bahahaha, im sorry... hahahaha... i lied, i dont.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
gah, i am way arachniphobic too. so is my mom. we were driving home one day, oncoming traffic, and all of a sudden this spider comes dangling down from the rear view mirror!!! my mom about flipped, and i opened the window, nearly ready to jump out, but she like slammed on the breaks and was like, MICHELLE KILL IT!!! I CAN'T DRIVE, I AM GOING TO WRECK!!! so i timidly took off my shoe, and i guess the web was somehow attached to my shoe, because i lifted my shoe, and the spider went flying onto the wall. by this time we were like ont he other side of the rode, but i hit it like ten million times w/ my shoe, and the we pulled over to make sure it was dead. then we were better. :)

~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
 
another random spider fact, you are always within 3 feet of a spider. always.

As for killing them, why would you wnat to? they eat misquiteos... that means you dont die of west nial.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
^False for Alaskans.

'yeah when you wake up and ur throat is all sore, its usually from a spider crowling back in ur mouth and trying to make a web. but yuo usually suck them down with breathing in the night. but the web stays around ;)' ~d-loc

I couldn't tell if you were joking or not, but I believe you were to get a rise out of the arachniphobes. For thoes of you who believed him, that's false. Sleeping with your mouth open at night dries out your throat and will cause that, as will acid reflux.

-Sdot

Reppin' 907
 
I dont mind them at all. But we dont have n e of those damn 8 legged horse lookin mutha fuckas runnin round here at 10mph.

Did u know in the united states there is an average of 14-18 Black Widow Spiders in a 1 mile radius...They are just so sneaky we dont realize how common they are..So watch urself!!

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
 
HAHA bill gates was hilarious.

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
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the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
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the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
not arachniphobic myself but i kill thim by dipping them in hot liquid baking chocolate then refridgerating them and serving them at a dinner party

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
 
okay i love Tarantulas but spiders omg its like fuck get them away! but Tarantulas are awesome i love them excpet when they are pissed off and wanna bit ya! lmao! but i also hate scorpiens... omg! they sting! YIKES! okay spider bites piss me off becayse i get them at night and then i know they were on my bed and its like AHH FUCK

to the person who wants to know how to kill spiders step on them or bug spray! just spray ur house or room once every 2 months! lol

 
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