OMFG MY FRIEND LMAO WTF

elk.

elk.

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Ok so.. My friend starts chattin to this girl on myspace and she seems like a cute girl you know slim looking nice body good lookin face and then my friend and her like i guess started going out and like we went to pick her up and i was like dude... her myspace pictures had the angles... she could be something shes not.. and hes like w/e dude well see. so we get to her house to pick her up to go watch the game at a friends house kinda like a party and a 5ft 4 snarl beast comes walking out of her house instantly my mouth dropped. and my freind shreiked.... She was wayyyy fatter than the pics on myspace and wayyyy uglier.... so thennnn we took her to the house and my friend didnt say more than 3 words to her for like 4 hours and she didnt evenn have a good personality... So we dropped her off and she was like now what ? and my friend was just like yahh.. and walked away.. SHE WAS SO NASTY
 
ahhaha her myspace pics were fine... !!! but they had the angles so we were all a little deceived
 
yamaha4lyfe11 (7:34:07 PM): dude...

yamaha4lyfe11 (7:34:11 PM): idk what to say

xskiierx33 (7:35:01 PM): lmao

xskiierx33 (7:35:04 PM): check NSG

yamaha4lyfe11 (7:37:41 PM): aight lmfao

yamaha4lyfe11 (7:38:10 PM): she still wont stop texting me..

xskiierx33 (7:38:19 PM): wtfs she saying.

xskiierx33 (7:38:27 PM): dude just tell her its over bro

xskiierx33 (7:38:30 PM): just do it
 
The myspace movie ?!?!? thats exactly how i predicted it and it was exactly like that
 
everyone it was me bad fuckin times i learned a verrry goood lesson and thanks for him being there it was so bad she looked cute and she had a nice body but she came down the stairs and my mouth just dropped it was soo bad i am sick to my stomach and like i dont even know i feel like shit but it was so fcking funny AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
 
Hahaha how old are you guys? like why not hit on chicks you have actually seen. hahaha its a great a story though. when she came out your friend should have been like "are you sure i was talking to you like your a snarl beast and i was talking to a hot girl" then you guys should have left. Like she must have felt like shit for those four hours.
 
hahaha, no worries i did that a few years ago. i brought my friend along just in case. thank god i did. ive got to say it was one of the funniest and fun times ive had though. just playing mini-golf with her and her brother, and my friend and i laughing the whole way home. never talked to that sea pig again.
 
Lmao thats excatly what we did just minus the mini golf and fun times more akward than anything... hahaha it was fucking funyn for me though ahahaha
 
hahaha this is one of the most hilariouse storys on ns in a while... i love how she sounds like a mythical beast. hahahaha I cant stop loling, keep on keepin on!
 
i mean i tried to be nice and asked her if she wanted to play pool thinking she might be a mysterious pool shark... right... but she was so fucking bad and couldnt hit the ball. so she quit and i was like ahhhh YETI
 
yeah dude i totally took pictures of this mythical sea cow? like why are you taking pics of me ? BECUASE NS WOULDNT BEILIVE THAT I WAS WITH THE DRAGON FROM NEVER ENDING STORY !!!! lol im not that big of a dick
 
atleast post up drawings. ill make some ms paint ones for you later and you can choose from them
 
yeah but her myspace pics were decent and didnt look liker her... HERES KINDA WHAT SHEE LOOKED LIKE

harryandthehendersons.jpg

 
was a combo of a Yeti, The bigfoot from harry and the hendersons, and that flying fucking dog thing from never ending story
 
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