OMFG Hostel

Subjekt

Subjekt

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yea i saw this last night and it is FUCKED UP. i had my shirt over my head for most of it, and im fuckin 18. i didnt even feel like a pussy cuz my best friend was lookin away, and everyone else in the theatre was doin something of the same sort, except for one crazy coked out black chick that was laughing at everything, but people seemed to fear her after the movie. its the most rediculously gross and scary thing ive ever seen. and some grade A titty at the beginning too.
 
i believe stowbum is seeing that tonight and he will give his biased review. but i will never see it
 
I just came back from watching it with a bunch of friends...

I didn't think it was scary or good at all. Just a bunch of (at times pretty disgusting) splatter, but for a good scare and overall better movie I'd go for Saw and Saw II which I saw a couple of weeks ago.
 
That movie sucked major. The story was shitty. You didn't even get to see anything really gory. Except for the drill, face burning and eye cutting. Other thank that it was a waste of 7 bucks.
 
"everyone else in the theatre was doin something of the same sort, except for one crazy coked out black chick that was laughing at everything"

ahahaha black people
 
They relied too much on gore to make the movie, except it ended up just being stupid. Not scary at all, not really even that gory.
 
i actually didnt think it was too bad, a little extreme and unbelievable sure, but overall a decent scare and it kept my intrest.
 
half porno, have sickly gore

not a very good combo, but it was entertaining i must say. Not exactly a high quality production, people make it out way worse than it really is
 
half porno, have sickly gore

not a very good combo, but it was entertaining i must say. Not exactly a high quality production, people make it out way worse than it really is
 
It's bloody but it's not the kind of violence that is disturbing...except the scalpel part at the end. It's all way to fantasy like.
 
one of the worst movies out. it was supposed to be the scariest movie ever or something like that. the only scary part is how much gore is in it. its just gross. and those kids were just lame. but that girls eye hanging out was kinda funny.
 
if you go to see the movie looking for a good horror flick, you'll be pissed. go into it ready for tits and gore, lots of gore. it's not scary like you'd normally think, it's more like "holy shit that guy is going to lop his legs off with the chainsaw," and then going "holy shit that guy just lopped his fucking legs off with that chainsaw, how horrid!" overall shitty story, yet not a terrible movie, i've seen worse.
 
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