Some kids made one for our principle, he saw it and thought it was funny:
I'm the principal/dictator of Harwood Union High School, I pride myself in having an obnoxious Boston accent, and having literally, half of a brain. I'm approximately 95 years old, and have been the principal of 4 other schools, all of which promptly removed me as principal and kicked me out of their state after they realized I am horribly incompetent at my job. And that's why I came to Vermont! I figured everyone here is too busy hunting deers, mooses, and the homosexuals as well as riding their sno'chines to notice that I have no idea what I'm doing.
I found it amusing.