Omegle

You: Hello

Stranger: I hope you liked Lord Of The Flies.

You: Fuck yea, lets have cyber based off that

You: I put on my robe and my wizard hat

Stranger: That's lord of the rings...

You: Same thing

Stranger: COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

 
JUST NOW!

You: heyo

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: Asl

Stranger: Im 20 m aus

You: A SUPER LAKE???

You: WHERE?

Stranger: What

You: lol wut

Stranger: Super lake

You: yeah

You: where is it?

Stranger: The ocean

You: well played sir

 
a kid who lived on my floor last year runs and invented this site. his business partner from canada slept on his dorm floor haha
 
hahaha i just did this one, i used some ideas that were previously posted

Stranger: hii

You: ey waddup

Stranger: just chillin

Stranger: and u

You: fuck dat shit nigga im makin deez! im lookin fo some white bitches

You: u hook me up?

You: bitch

You: ..

You: ?

Stranger: umm

Stranger: where u from dawg

You: you ignant piece o fuck

You: u cant just go round

You: talkin like a nigga

Stranger: im not ignorant

Stranger: im from atlanta dumbfuck!!!!!

You: ey fuck you i can smell you white as yo mommas ass

You: cracka

Stranger: theres white ppl in atlanta dipshit

Stranger: ur so racist

You: YEA thas what im sayin

Stranger: not everyone talks black there asswipe

You: wat the hell that out yo mouf when u said waddup dawg

Stranger: uh uh shut yo mouth

Stranger: dawg is a southern thing dont say it asshole

You: jesus christ u fuckin 9 yeas ode or sum shit

You: nig

Stranger: honestly just because you talk ghetto normally, doesnt mean u have to type like that

Stranger: i get it

Stranger: YOU HAVE A BLACKCENT

You: fuck ya i d

Stranger: you dont have to emphasize it

You: o

You: ok well im glad we can agree on that

Stranger: me too

You: so how is life in atlanta

Stranger: i have a lot of black friends here im not racist or anything dude

Stranger: lifes good

You: do u get any african american poon?

Stranger: poon?

You: DUDE YOU FUCKIN RACIST DAWG

You: YOU STRAIT IGNANT

Stranger: dude im NOT racist

Stranger: my little brother is black

You: hahah jk im quite the contrary

Stranger: seriously

Stranger: racist is the LAST thing u should call me

You: ok im sorry

Stranger: its ok

You: have you heard of Dove Body Soap?

Stranger: yea y

You: It comes in many soothing fragrances, and right now if you buy two bars of soap at your local Wal*Mart, you get another bar completely FREE!

Stranger: go die in a hole

Stranger: w/ u an ur blackcent

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
Stranger: hello, 24/m/mo looking for a mature lovely lady :D

You: how many real women do you think are on this?

You: serious question

Stranger: 1 out of 200

You: and the rest are guys pretending to be girls

You: does that still work for you?

Stranger: well i'd say 20 out of 200 are "girls" with 1 of those 20 actually a girl

Stranger: well yeah

Stranger: b/c once you get into pics

Stranger: you can request two or more

Stranger: and that gives pretty good evidence, esp if it looks like a non-porny amateur

Stranger: but you have to press a little to figure out if they really are ag irl

You: wow youve got this all figured out

 
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