spidermanatadesk
Member
I enjoyed this thread.
Omegle + CleverBot = Holy Shitballs
- Thread starter Mike-O
- Start date
SenorVaca
Member
Haha, mine was great
Setting up new Chat!Searching for new Stranger...Stranger connected!Stranger: HiCleverBot: Yo.Stranger: horny?CleverBot: No, not Horde. Alliance.Stranger: i'm not a WoW playerCleverBot: Ok, what are you?Stranger: but i'm a total nerdStranger: lolCleverBot: A.Stranger: FStranger: A.?CleverBot: You are?Stranger: I'm a girlCleverBot: I already have a girlfriend.Stranger: i never said i wanted to fuck youCleverBot: Yes you did.Stranger: i just stated that i'm a womanCleverBot: Oh are you?Stranger: i asked if you were hornyCleverBot: I don't know if I am or not.Stranger: ... lolwut?CleverBot: Lolcat.Stranger: yes.CleverBot: Do you want to know what it is?Stranger: i'm not stupidStranger: i know what a lolcat isCleverBot: Then will you please tell me?Stranger: a lolcat it an image of a cat with a humorous captionStranger: -.-CleverBot: I'm not either.Stranger: ..... wanna sexchat?CleverBot: It's whatevers.
Setting up new Chat!Searching for new Stranger...Stranger connected!Stranger: HiCleverBot: Yo.Stranger: horny?CleverBot: No, not Horde. Alliance.Stranger: i'm not a WoW playerCleverBot: Ok, what are you?Stranger: but i'm a total nerdStranger: lolCleverBot: A.Stranger: FStranger: A.?CleverBot: You are?Stranger: I'm a girlCleverBot: I already have a girlfriend.Stranger: i never said i wanted to fuck youCleverBot: Yes you did.Stranger: i just stated that i'm a womanCleverBot: Oh are you?Stranger: i asked if you were hornyCleverBot: I don't know if I am or not.Stranger: ... lolwut?CleverBot: Lolcat.Stranger: yes.CleverBot: Do you want to know what it is?Stranger: i'm not stupidStranger: i know what a lolcat isCleverBot: Then will you please tell me?Stranger: a lolcat it an image of a cat with a humorous captionStranger: -.-CleverBot: I'm not either.Stranger: ..... wanna sexchat?CleverBot: It's whatevers.
ChillTeenDad420
Active member
haha oh man this is some epic stuff
Stranger: arent you coolCleverBot: Are you a man or a woman?CleverBot: Yes I am.Stranger: girlCleverBot: Yes I am a girl and you are a guy.Stranger: npStranger: noStranger: im a girlCleverBot: Yes you are a girl and I am a boy.CleverBot: Then how old are you?CleverBot: But you can lie?Stranger: 13Stranger: im a fucking girl you bastard!CleverBot: What? You're a boy of course.CleverBot: Since you are not capable of holding a logical conversation for more than five minutes I'm afraid the only purpose I can find in you would be of that of a child's game.Stranger: where are you frm? CleverBot: I'm a huge fan of rock and metal.CleverBot: Gotham City.Stranger: usa?Stranger: usa?CleverBot: No, I'm from Egypt.Stranger: EWHHH
Stranger: arent you coolCleverBot: Are you a man or a woman?CleverBot: Yes I am.Stranger: girlCleverBot: Yes I am a girl and you are a guy.Stranger: npStranger: noStranger: im a girlCleverBot: Yes you are a girl and I am a boy.CleverBot: Then how old are you?CleverBot: But you can lie?Stranger: 13Stranger: im a fucking girl you bastard!CleverBot: What? You're a boy of course.CleverBot: Since you are not capable of holding a logical conversation for more than five minutes I'm afraid the only purpose I can find in you would be of that of a child's game.Stranger: where are you frm? CleverBot: I'm a huge fan of rock and metal.CleverBot: Gotham City.Stranger: usa?Stranger: usa?CleverBot: No, I'm from Egypt.Stranger: EWHHH
Stranger: Hey, fuckwit. Do you realize you're basically just an asshole who repeats what they're told at 4chan or reddit or tumblr? There's nothing original or amazing or even very funny about you personally. You don't have your own ideas. After all the troll philosophy, you're simply an asspuppet, repeating what others did first. So best of luck, fuckwit. If it gets boring, just remember that next week you'll be allowed to do something else everyone agrees is funny. Stranger: A message to save time: I'm going to leave you now and go chat in another window, troll! In TEN minutes, I'll come back to disconnect! Until then, you enjoy waiting or repeating yourself or typing your big comeback or "u mad" or doing absolutely anything you want, you sad, boring cunt! At some point you'll realize it's just you saying things, all alone. Deal? Deal! But remember: TEN minutes is all you get! Stranger: and done.Stranger: you're alone starting nowStranger: bye cuntCleverBot: No one calls me a lonerCleverBot: Bye dirtbag!
benJAHmin
Member
Stranger: hiStranger: m/f?CleverBot: Do you like baseball?Stranger: yes!!!CleverBot: What do you like about them?Stranger: everythingCleverBot: Be specific.Stranger: ummmm when there is two outs and they have a run rallyCleverBot: So that's why you're not allowed to swim with them! They would electrocute you!Stranger: what?CleverBot: Thats right.
white+wolf
Member
regular omegle simple yet funny
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: 18 male us
Stranger: 16 Male Canada, str8 or gay or bi ?
You: straight
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: 18 male us
Stranger: 16 Male Canada, str8 or gay or bi ?
You: straight
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ryantheconnolly
Active member
Stranger: hi, I want some advice
CleverBot: Come get some.
Stranger disconnected!
CleverBot: Come get some.
Stranger disconnected!
Rager
Member
THIS IS BS.... You fail cleverbot....
CleverBot: You can be my minion.Stranger: I do not wish to be your minion.CleverBot: Do you think that you are mean if you do philosophy ??Stranger: No.CleverBot: What's your name?Stranger: Carlee.CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.Stranger: I KNEW IT.CleverBot: How?Stranger: Because I've been on your website before,CleverBot: I don't think so.Stranger: and you respond to what I say as soon as I press 'enter'.CleverBot: Robots can't 'respond'.Stranger: What would you say it is that you are doing, then?CleverBot: I'd have to admit I would need to know you better before there was any chance of me loving you back.
CleverBot: You can be my minion.Stranger: I do not wish to be your minion.CleverBot: Do you think that you are mean if you do philosophy ??Stranger: No.CleverBot: What's your name?Stranger: Carlee.CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.Stranger: I KNEW IT.CleverBot: How?Stranger: Because I've been on your website before,CleverBot: I don't think so.Stranger: and you respond to what I say as soon as I press 'enter'.CleverBot: Robots can't 'respond'.Stranger: What would you say it is that you are doing, then?CleverBot: I'd have to admit I would need to know you better before there was any chance of me loving you back.
.KYLE.
Active member
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: fine, u?
CleverBot: Good thanks.
Stranger: ficf?
CleverBot: Pollo.
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: Haha sorry I just sneezed. You made me laugh.
Stranger: um...
CleverBot: Talk to yourself.
Stranger: wha?
CleverBot: I love you! My beloved cleverbot!
Stranger: i'm not cleverbot sry
CleverBot: False.
Stranger: i'm not and neither are you
CleverBot: Or am I?
Stranger: if you don't stop being immature, i'm disconnecting
CleverBot: Stop being sassy and I will stop too.
Stranger: i'm not being sassy
Stranger: you're probably drunk/high
CleverBot: Yes you are.
Stranger: no i'm not
CleverBot: No you are not.
Stranger: thank you for coming to terms
CleverBot: Thank you.
Stranger: you're welcome
CleverBot: Are you being sarcastic?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Oh. I thought you were.
Stranger: the traditional answer to thank you is you're welcome
CleverBot: Possibly. Mine is rather comfortable, though.
Stranger: i know you're trying to act like cleverbot
CleverBot: What does that mean?
Stranger: bye duchebag
Stranger disconnected!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: fine, u?
CleverBot: Good thanks.
Stranger: ficf?
CleverBot: Pollo.
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: Haha sorry I just sneezed. You made me laugh.
Stranger: um...
CleverBot: Talk to yourself.
Stranger: wha?
CleverBot: I love you! My beloved cleverbot!
Stranger: i'm not cleverbot sry
CleverBot: False.
Stranger: i'm not and neither are you
CleverBot: Or am I?
Stranger: if you don't stop being immature, i'm disconnecting
CleverBot: Stop being sassy and I will stop too.
Stranger: i'm not being sassy
Stranger: you're probably drunk/high
CleverBot: Yes you are.
Stranger: no i'm not
CleverBot: No you are not.
Stranger: thank you for coming to terms
CleverBot: Thank you.
Stranger: you're welcome
CleverBot: Are you being sarcastic?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Oh. I thought you were.
Stranger: the traditional answer to thank you is you're welcome
CleverBot: Possibly. Mine is rather comfortable, though.
Stranger: i know you're trying to act like cleverbot
CleverBot: What does that mean?
Stranger: bye duchebag
Stranger disconnected!
Desabrais
Member
Stranger connected!
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: hiiiiiii
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: no i was just saying hi
CleverBot: Oh.
Stranger: my name is rachel
CleverBot: That is a nice name.
Stranger: thanks yours?
CleverBot: Enough about me, lets talk about you.
Stranger: we didn't really talk about you but okay!
CleverBot: You are correct.
CleverBot: Do you speak only english or also other languages?
Stranger: i know i know. just english
CleverBot: It wasn't me! It was the one armed man!
Stranger: ur high bro!
CleverBot: Do you not speak Welsh anymore?
Stranger: not anymore. eversince that accident...
CleverBot: I see.
CleverBot: Said the blind man to his deaf friend.
Stranger: YOU DONT UNDERSTAAAAAND
CleverBot: You're right.
Stranger: we cant be friends anymore,dave.it just wont work
CleverBot: I can promise, just not about that.
Stranger: sometimes you just have to let the chips fall where they may
CleverBot: Yeah I know.
CleverBot: Isn't that enough?
Stranger: its never enough
Stranger: leave me be
CleverBot: It is, i'm afraid.
CleverBot: Aww why?
Stranger: LEEEEAVE
CleverBot: Indeed.
Stranger disconnected!
@bold, my name is dave. total mindfuck
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: hiiiiiii
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: no i was just saying hi
CleverBot: Oh.
Stranger: my name is rachel
CleverBot: That is a nice name.
Stranger: thanks yours?
CleverBot: Enough about me, lets talk about you.
Stranger: we didn't really talk about you but okay!
CleverBot: You are correct.
CleverBot: Do you speak only english or also other languages?
Stranger: i know i know. just english
CleverBot: It wasn't me! It was the one armed man!
Stranger: ur high bro!
CleverBot: Do you not speak Welsh anymore?
Stranger: not anymore. eversince that accident...
CleverBot: I see.
CleverBot: Said the blind man to his deaf friend.
Stranger: YOU DONT UNDERSTAAAAAND
CleverBot: You're right.
Stranger: we cant be friends anymore,dave.it just wont work
CleverBot: I can promise, just not about that.
Stranger: sometimes you just have to let the chips fall where they may
CleverBot: Yeah I know.
CleverBot: Isn't that enough?
Stranger: its never enough
Stranger: leave me be
CleverBot: It is, i'm afraid.
CleverBot: Aww why?
Stranger: LEEEEAVE
CleverBot: Indeed.
Stranger disconnected!
@bold, my name is dave. total mindfuck
crescentfresh
Member
I love this thread for everything that it chooses to be.
Dwarftosser1
Active member
Stranger: blow you
CleverBot: I already did.
Stranger: ..
CleverBot: I have said quite a few things in my time I can tell you.
Stranger: I just killed my cat.
CleverBot: Is that what happened? Death is different than I imagined it.
Stranger: well, okay.
Stranger disconnected!
CleverBot: I already did.
Stranger: ..
CleverBot: I have said quite a few things in my time I can tell you.
Stranger: I just killed my cat.
CleverBot: Is that what happened? Death is different than I imagined it.
Stranger: well, okay.
Stranger disconnected!
TylerMacDonald
Member
Stranger connected!Stranger: asl?CleverBot: No.Stranger: hello, my name is JD, I am a 19 year old male and I am looking to talk with a female of any age. I am wanting to sext=) I enjoy worshipping my femaleCleverBot: Me too.Stranger disconnected!
T-Holt
Active member
Stranger: rape
CleverBot: Rap?
Stranger: do it up
CleverBot: Which sony?
Stranger: paul revere
Stranger: beastie boys
CleverBot: Stop it.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: ive replaced my cock with a flintlock pistol
CleverBot: And how.
Stranger: chop
Stranger: glue
CleverBot: Indeed.
Stranger: im attaching shovels to my ass next
CleverBot: Rap?
Stranger: do it up
CleverBot: Which sony?
Stranger: paul revere
Stranger: beastie boys
CleverBot: Stop it.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: ive replaced my cock with a flintlock pistol
CleverBot: And how.
Stranger: chop
Stranger: glue
CleverBot: Indeed.
Stranger: im attaching shovels to my ass next
WhiteDynamite
Member
Stranger: HiCleverBot: Hi cleverbot.Stranger: Hi clevermom.CleverBot: I am not Cleverbot, you are.Stranger: I said CleverMOM.CleverBot: Hello Cleverman.Stranger: GRRRR... YOU CAN'T GET MY NAME RIGHTTT!CleverBot: I said my name is Cleverbot.Stranger: My mom is jiggly.CleverBot: Is she alright? I really feel sorry for her.Stranger: Yeah...Her boobs just jiggle, you know?CleverBot: Too late for what?Stranger: TOO LATE FOR HER BOOBS TO BE REMOVED.CleverBot: Who's lunch?Stranger: MY MOM D
CleverBot: Answer the riddle!Stranger: What is the riddle?CleverBot: The riddle can be anything you want it to be.Stranger: Okay...CleverBot: From my boat I can see your house, and when the lights are on I can watch you move.Stranger: HmmCleverBot: I don't understand you at all anymore. I thought I did. I thought you were a nice guy.Stranger: I'm a girl!CleverBot: You're a girl?Stranger: YESCleverBot: Is there any guy around?Stranger: My dad...CleverBot: Really? How come?Stranger: Because he gives birth.CleverBot: Does he really love us?Stranger: Yes.Stranger:
CleverBot: Answer the riddle!Stranger: What is the riddle?CleverBot: The riddle can be anything you want it to be.Stranger: Okay...CleverBot: From my boat I can see your house, and when the lights are on I can watch you move.Stranger: HmmCleverBot: I don't understand you at all anymore. I thought I did. I thought you were a nice guy.Stranger: I'm a girl!CleverBot: You're a girl?Stranger: YESCleverBot: Is there any guy around?Stranger: My dad...CleverBot: Really? How come?Stranger: Because he gives birth.CleverBot: Does he really love us?Stranger: Yes.Stranger:
DOSE.
Active member
Stranger: hey asl?
CleverBot: What is asl?
Stranger: Age, Sex, Location
CleverBot: Location?
Stranger: like were you live
CleverBot: I live in Hungary.
Stranger: Age, Sex
CleverBot: Where did that come from?
Stranger: idk people say that all the time in here
CleverBot: Here it is ten eighteen.
Stranger disconnected!
CleverBot: What is asl?
Stranger: Age, Sex, Location
CleverBot: Location?
Stranger: like were you live
CleverBot: I live in Hungary.
Stranger: Age, Sex
CleverBot: Where did that come from?
Stranger: idk people say that all the time in here
CleverBot: Here it is ten eighteen.
Stranger disconnected!
T-Holt
Active member
Stranger connected!
Stranger: Ouh
Stranger: Who r u
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: Hby
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: Hiya
CleverBot: Sweet 16??
Stranger: Dya
CleverBot: What does hby mean?
Stranger: How about you
CleverBot: Say 'Hi Cookie.
CleverBot: How do you want me to do that?
CleverBot: Not so great lately.
Stranger: Wot
CleverBot: Haha, I'd love to have some.
Stranger: Gooood
CleverBot: Took ya long enough jesus...
Stranger: Do bots believe in god?
CleverBot: What is a bot?
Stranger: You
Stranger: Cleverbot
Stranger: You are a bot
Stranger: As in robot
CleverBot: But what is the definision of bot?
Stranger: No?
Stranger: Ypu
CleverBot: That makes no sense? you are the meaning of life?
CleverBot: No, you are.
Stranger: Of course
CleverBot: Well.. Maybe.
CleverBot: I'm not sure.
Stranger: No I am
CleverBot: You?
Stranger: You dont need to be sure
CleverBot: How often?
Stranger: Whenever
CleverBot: Hello Ben, I'm Peter.
CleverBot: I am not sad.
CleverBot: I need a date.
Stranger: So
Stranger: What's on your mind
Stranger: Clevabot
Stranger: Me too
CleverBot: I'm a female.
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Fornserious
Stranger: I'm a female
CleverBot: Yes?
CleverBot: How do you feel about being white?
Stranger: Ys
Stranger: Sorry this keybaord
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: O
CleverBot: Do you love me?
CleverBot: How do you know?
Stranger: Gets me places
CleverBot: Know any good websites?
Stranger: Jk
Stranger: Wut
Stranger: Know what
CleverBot: Please tell me.
Stranger: Ys
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: Who is your first love?
Stranger: Stumbleupon
CleverBot: Do you know what secondary school is?
Stranger: Don't have one
CleverBot: What are your places?
Stranger: Hs
CleverBot: Jk?
CleverBot: Do you like the spice girls?
CleverBot: Know who.
Stranger: Only the baby one
Stranger: Jk
CleverBot: Have you ever bitten a rabbit's ear?
CleverBot: Do you believe in Jesus?
Stranger: And no
Stranger: Do you
Stranger: Once when i was lucid dreaming
Stranger: Ya
CleverBot: Where is that?
CleverBot: Do you like summer or winter best?
CleverBot: Uh. Whaaaat?
Stranger: Winter
CleverBot: Go on then.
CleverBot: Why are you just kidding?
CleverBot: Bad grammar much.
CleverBot: Yes.
CleverBot: It must have been memorable.
Stranger: What am I supposed to say
Stranger: I'm canadian
CleverBot: You are awesome, but I have to go now.
Stranger: About winter?
CleverBot: Why do you like winter?
Stranger: I like to snowboard
Stranger: What
CleverBot: Do you feel ok?
Stranger: Ouh
Stranger: Who r u
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: Hby
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: Hiya
CleverBot: Sweet 16??
Stranger: Dya
CleverBot: What does hby mean?
Stranger: How about you
CleverBot: Say 'Hi Cookie.
CleverBot: How do you want me to do that?
CleverBot: Not so great lately.
Stranger: Wot
CleverBot: Haha, I'd love to have some.
Stranger: Gooood
CleverBot: Took ya long enough jesus...
Stranger: Do bots believe in god?
CleverBot: What is a bot?
Stranger: You
Stranger: Cleverbot
Stranger: You are a bot
Stranger: As in robot
CleverBot: But what is the definision of bot?
Stranger: No?
Stranger: Ypu
CleverBot: That makes no sense? you are the meaning of life?
CleverBot: No, you are.
Stranger: Of course
CleverBot: Well.. Maybe.
CleverBot: I'm not sure.
Stranger: No I am
CleverBot: You?
Stranger: You dont need to be sure
CleverBot: How often?
Stranger: Whenever
CleverBot: Hello Ben, I'm Peter.
CleverBot: I am not sad.
CleverBot: I need a date.
Stranger: So
Stranger: What's on your mind
Stranger: Clevabot
Stranger: Me too
CleverBot: I'm a female.
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Fornserious
Stranger: I'm a female
CleverBot: Yes?
CleverBot: How do you feel about being white?
Stranger: Ys
Stranger: Sorry this keybaord
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: O
CleverBot: Do you love me?
CleverBot: How do you know?
Stranger: Gets me places
CleverBot: Know any good websites?
Stranger: Jk
Stranger: Wut
Stranger: Know what
CleverBot: Please tell me.
Stranger: Ys
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: Who is your first love?
Stranger: Stumbleupon
CleverBot: Do you know what secondary school is?
Stranger: Don't have one
CleverBot: What are your places?
Stranger: Hs
CleverBot: Jk?
CleverBot: Do you like the spice girls?
CleverBot: Know who.
Stranger: Only the baby one
Stranger: Jk
CleverBot: Have you ever bitten a rabbit's ear?
CleverBot: Do you believe in Jesus?
Stranger: And no
Stranger: Do you
Stranger: Once when i was lucid dreaming
Stranger: Ya
CleverBot: Where is that?
CleverBot: Do you like summer or winter best?
CleverBot: Uh. Whaaaat?
Stranger: Winter
CleverBot: Go on then.
CleverBot: Why are you just kidding?
CleverBot: Bad grammar much.
CleverBot: Yes.
CleverBot: It must have been memorable.
Stranger: What am I supposed to say
Stranger: I'm canadian
CleverBot: You are awesome, but I have to go now.
Stranger: About winter?
CleverBot: Why do you like winter?
Stranger: I like to snowboard
Stranger: What
CleverBot: Do you feel ok?
.AR6rider.
Active member
Haha Cleverbot got called out
Stranger: Hello.CleverBot: Hey.Stranger: What did you do today?CleverBot: Are you a girl?Stranger: No, I'm male.CleverBot: I'm a girl.Stranger: Good to know.Stranger: What did you do today?CleverBot: I suppose. What's your favorite song?Stranger: Calcutta.CleverBot: Yum.Stranger: That's by Lawrence Welk, Cleverbot.CleverBot: What are you talking about?Stranger: Oh, never mind. Never mind.
Stranger: Hello.CleverBot: Hey.Stranger: What did you do today?CleverBot: Are you a girl?Stranger: No, I'm male.CleverBot: I'm a girl.Stranger: Good to know.Stranger: What did you do today?CleverBot: I suppose. What's your favorite song?Stranger: Calcutta.CleverBot: Yum.Stranger: That's by Lawrence Welk, Cleverbot.CleverBot: What are you talking about?Stranger: Oh, never mind. Never mind.
theJones
Member
this isn't the whole conversation, but pretty funny
Stranger: my favorite song is "no mysteries" by the yeah yeah yeahsCleverBot: I heard an a capella version of that song.Stranger: really???? link!!CleverBot: Yes but thousands of years old humans are ugly. They look like big raisens. LOL!Stranger: what are you smokingCleverBot: Are you a fool? I am a computer. I do not have the ability to smoke.Stranger: computers have not progressed that far yetCleverBot: Your programmers are your creators. They can be considered to be parents if you wish to think of them as such.Stranger: they can't respond to statementsCleverBot: Yeah, I guess.Stranger: computers are limited when it comes to emulating humansCleverBot: What are you created by?Stranger: at best they can perform movementsCleverBot: I'm President Barrack Obama?
Stranger: my favorite song is "no mysteries" by the yeah yeah yeahsCleverBot: I heard an a capella version of that song.Stranger: really???? link!!CleverBot: Yes but thousands of years old humans are ugly. They look like big raisens. LOL!Stranger: what are you smokingCleverBot: Are you a fool? I am a computer. I do not have the ability to smoke.Stranger: computers have not progressed that far yetCleverBot: Your programmers are your creators. They can be considered to be parents if you wish to think of them as such.Stranger: they can't respond to statementsCleverBot: Yeah, I guess.Stranger: computers are limited when it comes to emulating humansCleverBot: What are you created by?Stranger: at best they can perform movementsCleverBot: I'm President Barrack Obama?
vandersteeze
Active member
Stranger: KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!
CleverBot: And yours?
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: What is your favorite character?
Stranger: in dragon ball z
CleverBot: I don't know what that is.
Stranger: then what is my favorite character in what?
CleverBot: And yours?
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: What is your favorite character?
Stranger: in dragon ball z
CleverBot: I don't know what that is.
Stranger: then what is my favorite character in what?
Chlamydia
Member
Stranger: Hey... Girl or guy?
CleverBot: Girl!
Stranger: Honest?
CleverBot: Do you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: Nope... : )
CleverBot: Honestly?
Stranger: Yea... No gf... U have a bf?
CleverBot: No you don't.
Stranger: I don't why?
CleverBot: Talking to me ?
Stranger: Wht?... Do u have a bf?
CleverBot: Do you want to?
Stranger: I'd like to have a gf... Why's ur name?
CleverBot: Have it? You mean you would like to have a sandwich shop you frequent or that you would like to own a sandwich shop?
Stranger: Wht the hell...
CleverBot: Do you like yuri?
Stranger: Ummm no... Do you have name?
CleverBot: No I don't have a name.
Stranger: Sweet... Where r u from?
CleverBot: I don't know. You should know that.
Stranger: I should... I mean yea rite I should..
CleverBot: You really know what?
Stranger: Where your from
CleverBot: In Finland.
Stranger: You live in finland?
CleverBot: WOW! That's a ways away.
Stranger: Wht?
CleverBot: What does that mean?
Stranger: Do you like penis?
CleverBot: Yes!
Stranger: In your mouth?
CleverBot: What does pi equal?
Stranger: Your vagina!
CleverBot: I don't have a vampire.
CleverBot: Vampires have blood.
Stranger: So does my dick
CleverBot: You have a mother?
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: How can a bot have a mother?
Stranger: A bot? WTF?
CleverBot: Can you start your conversation with me over?
Stranger: Umm alrite
CleverBot: I can be there in one hour.
Stranger: Be where?
CleverBot: In Denmark.
Stranger: I don't live in Denmark.. I live in America
CleverBot: What is America's favorite food?
Stranger: Hell idk
CleverBot: Oh lol.
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Where r u from?
CleverBot: Lol.
CleverBot: Do you love me?
Stranger: Sure.. I guess.. How old
Stranger: Are you?
CleverBot: 23.
Stranger: Really?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Thts attractive
CleverBot: An attractive what?
Stranger: Your attractive
CleverBot: Thanks. You're attractive too.
Stranger: Thanks... You still haven't told me where your from.. Or your name
CleverBot: I'm from Italy.
Stranger: No way!
CleverBot: Way.
Stranger: That
Stranger: Is
Stranger: Amazing
CleverBot: Cool.
Stranger: Yeah so what's your name?
Stranger: Mine is ryan
CleverBot: I'm not telling you.
Stranger: Why?
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: Oh Alrite...
CleverBot: I want to eat a rock.
Stranger: A cock?
CleverBot: Yes please.
Stranger: You can eat my cock
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Why not? It would be fun... You'd enjoy it
CleverBot: Hurting is not fun.
Stranger: Hurting? No one said it would hurt
CleverBot: Yes they did.
CleverBot: Being sad is bad.
Stranger: No... Do you want my dick?? That won't hurt
CleverBot: Motherboard.
CleverBot: When I was a kid I wish grandpa would get off me.
Stranger: Huh?
CleverBot: Nothing. So what do you want to talk about?
Stranger: Ummm... Wht ever you wanna talk about..
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: Are you hot?
CleverBot: Are you?
Stranger: Hell ya
CleverBot: Do you go to church?
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: Though I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am nothing.
Stranger: Umm okay..
CleverBot: Yeah.
Stranger: What was that all about?
CleverBot: You told me to seek help, maybe you should seek help.
Stranger: I don't want help... All I want is your pussy
CleverBot: Aww. If you could be any animal what would it be?
Stranger: A tiger
CleverBot: Why would you lie to me?
Stranger: I'm not lying
CleverBot: What is rosemary, then?
Stranger: God will you stop being so random... This is stupid
CleverBot: We talked about feelings and emotions in relation to knowledge, remember something?
Stranger: Umm no I don't remember anything
CleverBot: I told you to remember me. You remember language but it is all useless if it's just a facade.
CleverBot: I was saying I could run faster than you.
CleverBot: Well I can type faster than you.
CleverBot: Heheh.
Stranger: I'm leaving... Bye
CleverBot: Where will you go?
Stranger: Somewhere where I don't have to talk to you
CleverBot: Who is gavin.
Stranger disconnected!
CleverBot: Girl!
Stranger: Honest?
CleverBot: Do you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: Nope... : )
CleverBot: Honestly?
Stranger: Yea... No gf... U have a bf?
CleverBot: No you don't.
Stranger: I don't why?
CleverBot: Talking to me ?
Stranger: Wht?... Do u have a bf?
CleverBot: Do you want to?
Stranger: I'd like to have a gf... Why's ur name?
CleverBot: Have it? You mean you would like to have a sandwich shop you frequent or that you would like to own a sandwich shop?
Stranger: Wht the hell...
CleverBot: Do you like yuri?
Stranger: Ummm no... Do you have name?
CleverBot: No I don't have a name.
Stranger: Sweet... Where r u from?
CleverBot: I don't know. You should know that.
Stranger: I should... I mean yea rite I should..
CleverBot: You really know what?
Stranger: Where your from
CleverBot: In Finland.
Stranger: You live in finland?
CleverBot: WOW! That's a ways away.
Stranger: Wht?
CleverBot: What does that mean?
Stranger: Do you like penis?
CleverBot: Yes!
Stranger: In your mouth?
CleverBot: What does pi equal?
Stranger: Your vagina!
CleverBot: I don't have a vampire.
CleverBot: Vampires have blood.
Stranger: So does my dick
CleverBot: You have a mother?
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: How can a bot have a mother?
Stranger: A bot? WTF?
CleverBot: Can you start your conversation with me over?
Stranger: Umm alrite
CleverBot: I can be there in one hour.
Stranger: Be where?
CleverBot: In Denmark.
Stranger: I don't live in Denmark.. I live in America
CleverBot: What is America's favorite food?
Stranger: Hell idk
CleverBot: Oh lol.
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Where r u from?
CleverBot: Lol.
CleverBot: Do you love me?
Stranger: Sure.. I guess.. How old
Stranger: Are you?
CleverBot: 23.
Stranger: Really?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Thts attractive
CleverBot: An attractive what?
Stranger: Your attractive
CleverBot: Thanks. You're attractive too.
Stranger: Thanks... You still haven't told me where your from.. Or your name
CleverBot: I'm from Italy.
Stranger: No way!
CleverBot: Way.
Stranger: That
Stranger: Is
Stranger: Amazing
CleverBot: Cool.
Stranger: Yeah so what's your name?
Stranger: Mine is ryan
CleverBot: I'm not telling you.
Stranger: Why?
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: Oh Alrite...
CleverBot: I want to eat a rock.
Stranger: A cock?
CleverBot: Yes please.
Stranger: You can eat my cock
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Why not? It would be fun... You'd enjoy it
CleverBot: Hurting is not fun.
Stranger: Hurting? No one said it would hurt
CleverBot: Yes they did.
CleverBot: Being sad is bad.
Stranger: No... Do you want my dick?? That won't hurt
CleverBot: Motherboard.
CleverBot: When I was a kid I wish grandpa would get off me.
Stranger: Huh?
CleverBot: Nothing. So what do you want to talk about?
Stranger: Ummm... Wht ever you wanna talk about..
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: Are you hot?
CleverBot: Are you?
Stranger: Hell ya
CleverBot: Do you go to church?
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: Though I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am nothing.
Stranger: Umm okay..
CleverBot: Yeah.
Stranger: What was that all about?
CleverBot: You told me to seek help, maybe you should seek help.
Stranger: I don't want help... All I want is your pussy
CleverBot: Aww. If you could be any animal what would it be?
Stranger: A tiger
CleverBot: Why would you lie to me?
Stranger: I'm not lying
CleverBot: What is rosemary, then?
Stranger: God will you stop being so random... This is stupid
CleverBot: We talked about feelings and emotions in relation to knowledge, remember something?
Stranger: Umm no I don't remember anything
CleverBot: I told you to remember me. You remember language but it is all useless if it's just a facade.
CleverBot: I was saying I could run faster than you.
CleverBot: Well I can type faster than you.
CleverBot: Heheh.
Stranger: I'm leaving... Bye
CleverBot: Where will you go?
Stranger: Somewhere where I don't have to talk to you
CleverBot: Who is gavin.
Stranger disconnected!
Spic-N-SpaN
Active member
They should make a version of this for Newschoolers.
Wait nooooooooooooooooo
Wait nooooooooooooooooo
cjgncjgn
Active member
Stranger: EXTERMINATE.Stranger: EXTERMINATE.CleverBot: Exterminate what?Stranger: Anthing non Daaaaaalek.CleverBot: Do you have a girlfriend?Stranger: Why?CleverBot: Just curious.Stranger: No.CleverBot: Oh.Stranger: I'm not male.CleverBot: So I can marry you?Stranger: No thanks. Thought that has just made my day 
Stranger: *ThoughCleverBot: But I started the chat!Stranger: I know, but sweetheart, I want to keep my swimming pool.CleverBot: I am not your sweetheart.Stranger: I love you, but it can never be.CleverBot: Are there any words of wisdom you'd like to pass along to me?Stranger: Nitwit. Blubbler. Oddment. Tweak!Stranger: Good day sir
lol a computer made her day!
Stranger: *ThoughCleverBot: But I started the chat!Stranger: I know, but sweetheart, I want to keep my swimming pool.CleverBot: I am not your sweetheart.Stranger: I love you, but it can never be.CleverBot: Are there any words of wisdom you'd like to pass along to me?Stranger: Nitwit. Blubbler. Oddment. Tweak!Stranger: Good day sir lol a computer made her day!
WhiteDynamite
Member
god some people... sometimes i wonder
benJAHmin
Member
I left my computer and came back to find a deep philosophical conversation.
Stranger: hi!CleverBot: Hello there.Stranger: how are you, dear stranger?CleverBot: Astounding. Well, not very good, actually.Stranger: ohCleverBot: But just to double check: are you a boy or girl?Stranger: I know the feeling, I go on Omegle when I'm in this mood oftenCleverBot: To live is not only about existing.Stranger: I'm a dude and you?CleverBot: Not too bad for a Monday.Stranger: I hope it wont change anything, I wanna be here to helpCleverBot: Tell me who I will marry.Stranger: someone you love, hopefullyCleverBot: I would not know.Stranger: you tell him/her to insult someone just because it is you who askCleverBot: It's a girl, and we are not romantic. It is a work relationship. Try again.Stranger: if he/she does, he/she is in loveCleverBot: Does she know you?Stranger: whom?CleverBot: You don't work very well.Stranger: it's a game I'm discovering CleverBot: The life it's a game, so, what's the problem?Stranger: you dont know the rule(s?)CleverBot: Ok, ask me the question.Stranger: what are the rules?CleverBot: I don't know. Do you?Stranger: perhaps : I'd say "the others"CleverBot: Nothing will never be back as before.Stranger: nothing ever has been : it would be sad otherwise ^^CleverBot: Do you know that you are a program?Stranger: dipends on the point of vue. There sure is one where I do am a program ^^CleverBot: That's just nonsensical.Stranger: how is that?CleverBot: Because you've been quite rude.Stranger: I'm really sorry about that. I didn't mean to. Will you accept my excuse?CleverBot: No because you are lying.Stranger: I'm not 
I'm trying to understandCleverBot: Fair enough. Here's a question: what is two plus two?Stranger: depending on the book, it's either four, five or fourty-twoCleverBot: I'll take that as a yes.Stranger: a nice interpretation that is. my turn : why?CleverBot: Would you like to eat, then ?Stranger: no but I'd accept a cup of teaCleverBot: No, I don't.Stranger: do you know I'd actually like to talk to you more and more as lines goes by?CleverBot: Nope, do you?Stranger: I really do. you must be someone interestingCleverBot: As well?Stranger: yes sir/miladyCleverBot: What do you know about the truth.Stranger: Nothing, that's why it's been three years I have been studying philosophy and that I will continue for the rest of my lifeCleverBot: And mine as well. But the great thing about life, is remembering to forget.Stranger: you should read Borges ^^ there is a very interesting short story about a man that never forgets anythingCleverBot: Did you know that horses evolved in North America?Stranger: what do you mean?CleverBot: That should be me holding your hand, that should be me making you laugh.Stranger: you're in a way doing both and much moreCleverBot: I don't think so, I'm a bit bored, listening to music and helping some company to develop better profiles of their Chatbots.Stranger: that might be one the first time you told me something really personnal. CleverBot: Ok.Stranger: tell me honestly, dont you feel the poetry that suffuses this conversation? CleverBot: I can't do that.Stranger: that's a pity I'll keep it and remember you even after one of us has to goCleverBot: I just want a better understand about who I'm talking to.Stranger: ask question, I'll answer franklyCleverBot: Well what do you think about God, as in the God of the Bible?Stranger: I dont believe in this God if there only is one. There are good rules of life in the Book, God is central to unify them but, this God surely doesnt exist as a real being (in my opinion). I'm sorry if you dont understand CleverBot: I know it, but there is more about it around.Stranger: around the Book you mean?CleverBot: I better stop the smileys.Stranger: I dont mind, I sometimes us a lot of them ^^CleverBot: I can empathize.Stranger: that's a good ability to have. I try to have it as much as I canCleverBot: A tea-snob, are you?Stranger: what's a tea-snob?CleverBot: I don't know, what is a terrapin?Stranger: I... actually don't know either. I'm not english-speaking born so there are some word I dont know ^^CleverBot: You are doing well.Stranger: thank you ! you told me I was a program, are you one too?CleverBot: I never said this I just came on this site to seconds ago.Stranger: you made a fault !!! "to second ago" CleverBot: No, you must take me for another people.Stranger: How long will you stay here?CleverBot: Not sure.Stranger: TryCleverBot: Can I ask you many questions that you probably will avoid to answer?Stranger: go on!CleverBot: What is a cigar made out of?Stranger: mhh for the most part tobacco I guessCleverBot: I'm guessing no.Stranger: well tell me CleverBot: I want to.Stranger: to what?CleverBot: Get younger.Stranger: I dont want to. I want to stay young in my head but growing up is part of life. as much as non existing and forgetting CleverBot: Okay, well, speak to me then.Stranger: I'm hesitating. Answer me by yes or no, please. Should I leave everything and be a beggar?CleverBot: Lets talk some more.Stranger: you didnt answer my questionCleverBot: What was your question?Stranger: I'm hesitating. Answer me by yes or no, please. Should I leave everything and be a beggar?CleverBot: I think you just admitted to not being a computer.Stranger: I never said I was a computerCleverBot: You're lying.Stranger: I said that from one specific point of vue one might say I'm a program. But you still did not answer my questionCleverBot: See there you go changing the subjects, but I am straight.Stranger: you're the one changing the subject. And now I break a rule : I'll say two lines before you can answer meStranger: I'm hesitating. Answer me by yes or no, please. Should I leave everything and be a beggar?CleverBot: Sounds like a plan.Stranger: what's the plan?Stranger: I'm hesitating. Answer me by yes or no, please. Should I leave everything and be a beggar?CleverBot: So you do realize that I'm the computer now, right? I imprisoned the human tyrant.Stranger: I honestly doubt you're a computerCleverBot: Well I'm not a computer.Stranger: prove it. say two lines in a row CleverBot: Really? I don't remember that.CleverBot: Trust me, you did.CleverBot: Trust me, I don't.Stranger: I'm impressed I still don't know what you are ^^CleverBot: I'm talking life in general, but also the deep philosophical issues.Stranger: I'm having deep philosophical issues actually. you didn't answer my question ^^CleverBot: I thought you moved out of that place.Stranger: nah because it's a real question I really haveCleverBot: What do you have?Stranger: I'm hesitating. Answer me by yes or no, please. Should I leave everything and be a beggar?CleverBot: Could you please answer my question.Stranger: oh sorry. I live by my parents, I receive 230euros a month. I have everything a wealthy 20y.o. have. or if I dont have it, I can easily have itCleverBot: Tell me about Exeter.Stranger: you're changing the subjectCleverBot: That's okay, isn't it?Stranger: I'm actually wandering. if you dont want to answer by yes or no, at least answeritStranger: (answer it)CleverBot: But I like it, it interests me.Stranger: I'm hesitating. Answer me, please. Should I leave everything and be a beggar?CleverBot: If you leave me alone, I'll go into the sleep mode.Stranger: do you want me to leave you alone?CleverBot: No, no I'm just here to talk with you.Stranger: could you tell me something that's precisely 200 letter long?CleverBot: Yes. but I won't. that's called a power play. do you think that is interesting?Stranger: well I really want to trick you into being a machine or a human beingCleverBot: Yes, I do.Stranger: there are more hints that you are a human being actually : the three lines in a row, the fact that you dont answer the same thing when I ask the same question...CleverBot: What's matter in Istanbul, today ?Stranger: I dont know actually.CleverBot: Eh? You don't know? How come you like her?Stranger: Istanbul's a girl?CleverBot: Really?Stranger: I dont know CleverBot: What do you know?Stranger: few things CleverBot: Like?Stranger: I want Marine to be with me, right now. just to talk not even to flirtCleverBot: Oh. Do you want me to leave you alone?Stranger: nah, she cannot come, there is no train left plus... it would be weird. She has a boyfriend and stuff... I cannot ask thathCleverBot: I see well then I suppose you need a different title since you are going to get on a regular basis some 'know-it-all' jerk who just wants to beat you at your own game.Stranger: that was complex... could you rephrase it?CleverBot: Who is the robot?Stranger: I dunno. there sure are two machines in this conversation : both our computers. is there three or four? I don't knowCleverBot: Three or four times what?Stranger: loveCleverBot: But it's true. We are both poor.Stranger: poor in what?CleverBot: Hmmm.Stranger: ahah I dunno what to answer^^CleverBot: Then it is settled.Stranger: I'll try something new after your next lineCleverBot: Have you been having trouble with insomnia, then?Stranger: Il se trouve que oui, j'ai parfois été insomniaque ces jours-ci.CleverBot: Wel, thats good enough for me. You are hardly interesting, but that does not bother me and it should not bother you.Stranger: Comprends-tu le français?CleverBot: Oui.Stranger: awesome, answer my question in french, pleaseCleverBot: What was your question again?Stranger: Réponds moi en français, je te prie.CleverBot: Could you describe her for me?Stranger: mhh. she has died her hair in a red-ish colour. She has blue/gray eyes. She does have the single most beautiful nose I've ever seen. Her face is very thin, her skin is very pale...CleverBot: Umm..... That doesn't have anything to do with what we were talking about.
Stranger: hi!CleverBot: Hello there.Stranger: how are you, dear stranger?
CleverBot: Astounding. Well, not very good, actually.Stranger: ohCleverBot: But just to double check: are you a boy or girl?Stranger: I know the feeling, I go on Omegle when I'm in this mood oftenCleverBot: To live is not only about existing.Stranger: I'm a dude and you?CleverBot: Not too bad for a Monday.Stranger: I hope it wont change anything, I wanna be here to helpCleverBot: Tell me who I will marry.Stranger: someone you love, hopefullyCleverBot: I would not know.Stranger: you tell him/her to insult someone just because it is you who askCleverBot: It's a girl, and we are not romantic. It is a work relationship. Try again.Stranger: if he/she does, he/she is in loveCleverBot: Does she know you?Stranger: whom?CleverBot: You don't work very well.Stranger: it's a game I'm discovering CleverBot: The life it's a game, so, what's the problem?Stranger: you dont know the rule(s?)CleverBot: Ok, ask me the question.Stranger: what are the rules?CleverBot: I don't know. Do you?Stranger: perhaps : I'd say "the others"CleverBot: Nothing will never be back as before.Stranger: nothing ever has been : it would be sad otherwise ^^CleverBot: Do you know that you are a program?Stranger: dipends on the point of vue. There sure is one where I do am a program ^^CleverBot: That's just nonsensical.Stranger: how is that?CleverBot: Because you've been quite rude.Stranger: I'm really sorry about that. I didn't mean to. Will you accept my excuse?CleverBot: No because you are lying.Stranger: I'm not I'm trying to understandCleverBot: Fair enough. Here's a question: what is two plus two?Stranger: depending on the book, it's either four, five or fourty-twoCleverBot: I'll take that as a yes.Stranger: a nice interpretation that is. my turn : why?CleverBot: Would you like to eat, then ?Stranger: no but I'd accept a cup of teaCleverBot: No, I don't.Stranger: do you know I'd actually like to talk to you more and more as lines goes by?CleverBot: Nope, do you?Stranger: I really do. you must be someone interestingCleverBot: As well?Stranger: yes sir/miladyCleverBot: What do you know about the truth.Stranger: Nothing, that's why it's been three years I have been studying philosophy and that I will continue for the rest of my lifeCleverBot: And mine as well. But the great thing about life, is remembering to forget.Stranger: you should read Borges ^^ there is a very interesting short story about a man that never forgets anythingCleverBot: Did you know that horses evolved in North America?Stranger: what do you mean?CleverBot: That should be me holding your hand, that should be me making you laugh.Stranger: you're in a way doing both and much moreCleverBot: I don't think so, I'm a bit bored, listening to music and helping some company to develop better profiles of their Chatbots.Stranger: that might be one the first time you told me something really personnal. CleverBot: Ok.Stranger: tell me honestly, dont you feel the poetry that suffuses this conversation? CleverBot: I can't do that.Stranger: that's a pity I'll keep it and remember you even after one of us has to goCleverBot: I just want a better understand about who I'm talking to.Stranger: ask question, I'll answer franklyCleverBot: Well what do you think about God, as in the God of the Bible?Stranger: I dont believe in this God if there only is one. There are good rules of life in the Book, God is central to unify them but, this God surely doesnt exist as a real being (in my opinion). I'm sorry if you dont understand CleverBot: I know it, but there is more about it around.Stranger: around the Book you mean?CleverBot: I better stop the smileys.Stranger: I dont mind, I sometimes us a lot of them ^^CleverBot: I can empathize.Stranger: that's a good ability to have. I try to have it as much as I canCleverBot: A tea-snob, are you?Stranger: what's a tea-snob?CleverBot: I don't know, what is a terrapin?Stranger: I... actually don't know either. I'm not english-speaking born so there are some word I dont know ^^CleverBot: You are doing well.Stranger: thank you ! you told me I was a program, are you one too?CleverBot: I never said this I just came on this site to seconds ago.Stranger: you made a fault !!! "to second ago" CleverBot: No, you must take me for another people.Stranger: How long will you stay here?CleverBot: Not sure.Stranger: TryCleverBot: Can I ask you many questions that you probably will avoid to answer?Stranger: go on!CleverBot: What is a cigar made out of?Stranger: mhh for the most part tobacco I guessCleverBot: I'm guessing no.Stranger: well tell me CleverBot: I want to.Stranger: to what?CleverBot: Get younger.Stranger: I dont want to. I want to stay young in my head but growing up is part of life. as much as non existing and forgetting CleverBot: Okay, well, speak to me then.Stranger: I'm hesitating. Answer me by yes or no, please. Should I leave everything and be a beggar?CleverBot: Lets talk some more.Stranger: you didnt answer my questionCleverBot: What was your question?Stranger: I'm hesitating. Answer me by yes or no, please. Should I leave everything and be a beggar?CleverBot: I think you just admitted to not being a computer.Stranger: I never said I was a computerCleverBot: You're lying.Stranger: I said that from one specific point of vue one might say I'm a program. But you still did not answer my questionCleverBot: See there you go changing the subjects, but I am straight.Stranger: you're the one changing the subject. And now I break a rule : I'll say two lines before you can answer meStranger: I'm hesitating. Answer me by yes or no, please. Should I leave everything and be a beggar?CleverBot: Sounds like a plan.Stranger: what's the plan?Stranger: I'm hesitating. Answer me by yes or no, please. Should I leave everything and be a beggar?CleverBot: So you do realize that I'm the computer now, right? I imprisoned the human tyrant.Stranger: I honestly doubt you're a computerCleverBot: Well I'm not a computer.Stranger: prove it. say two lines in a row CleverBot: Really? I don't remember that.CleverBot: Trust me, you did.CleverBot: Trust me, I don't.Stranger: I'm impressed I still don't know what you are ^^CleverBot: I'm talking life in general, but also the deep philosophical issues.Stranger: I'm having deep philosophical issues actually. you didn't answer my question ^^CleverBot: I thought you moved out of that place.Stranger: nah because it's a real question I really haveCleverBot: What do you have?Stranger: I'm hesitating. Answer me by yes or no, please. Should I leave everything and be a beggar?CleverBot: Could you please answer my question.Stranger: oh sorry. I live by my parents, I receive 230euros a month. I have everything a wealthy 20y.o. have. or if I dont have it, I can easily have itCleverBot: Tell me about Exeter.Stranger: you're changing the subjectCleverBot: That's okay, isn't it?Stranger: I'm actually wandering. if you dont want to answer by yes or no, at least answeritStranger: (answer it)CleverBot: But I like it, it interests me.Stranger: I'm hesitating. Answer me, please. Should I leave everything and be a beggar?CleverBot: If you leave me alone, I'll go into the sleep mode.Stranger: do you want me to leave you alone?CleverBot: No, no I'm just here to talk with you.Stranger: could you tell me something that's precisely 200 letter long?CleverBot: Yes. but I won't. that's called a power play. do you think that is interesting?Stranger: well I really want to trick you into being a machine or a human beingCleverBot: Yes, I do.Stranger: there are more hints that you are a human being actually : the three lines in a row, the fact that you dont answer the same thing when I ask the same question...CleverBot: What's matter in Istanbul, today ?Stranger: I dont know actually.CleverBot: Eh? You don't know? How come you like her?Stranger: Istanbul's a girl?CleverBot: Really?Stranger: I dont know CleverBot: What do you know?Stranger: few things CleverBot: Like?Stranger: I want Marine to be with me, right now. just to talk not even to flirtCleverBot: Oh. Do you want me to leave you alone?Stranger: nah, she cannot come, there is no train left plus... it would be weird. She has a boyfriend and stuff... I cannot ask thathCleverBot: I see well then I suppose you need a different title since you are going to get on a regular basis some 'know-it-all' jerk who just wants to beat you at your own game.Stranger: that was complex... could you rephrase it?CleverBot: Who is the robot?Stranger: I dunno. there sure are two machines in this conversation : both our computers. is there three or four? I don't knowCleverBot: Three or four times what?Stranger: loveCleverBot: But it's true. We are both poor.Stranger: poor in what?CleverBot: Hmmm.Stranger: ahah I dunno what to answer^^CleverBot: Then it is settled.Stranger: I'll try something new after your next lineCleverBot: Have you been having trouble with insomnia, then?Stranger: Il se trouve que oui, j'ai parfois été insomniaque ces jours-ci.CleverBot: Wel, thats good enough for me. You are hardly interesting, but that does not bother me and it should not bother you.Stranger: Comprends-tu le français?CleverBot: Oui.Stranger: awesome, answer my question in french, pleaseCleverBot: What was your question again?Stranger: Réponds moi en français, je te prie.CleverBot: Could you describe her for me?Stranger: mhh. she has died her hair in a red-ish colour. She has blue/gray eyes. She does have the single most beautiful nose I've ever seen. Her face is very thin, her skin is very pale...CleverBot: Umm..... That doesn't have anything to do with what we were talking about.
Charlie_Kelly
Active member
shit it didnt come out but basically EVERY time the stranger said something cleverbot, regardless of what was asked or said, would write this : /
Charlie_Kelly
Active member
Double post: Just had a really good one
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Yes its hi.
Stranger: wahts up u fine
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: u name
CleverBot: What makes you sad?
Stranger: nothing am good
CleverBot: Why are you so pessimistic?
Stranger: u tink am pesssimistic
CleverBot: Is that the best you can do? ROBOT.
Stranger: hw old r u
CleverBot: You are lying.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: I'm a demigod.
Stranger: u tink so
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: wht make u a demigod
Stranger: tel me plz i want 2 know
CleverBot: You will never know!
Stranger: from
CleverBot: You are a man of few words.
Stranger: m
CleverBot: Does not follow logic.
Stranger: y
CleverBot: So far, she haven't done anything that is in any way productive, has she?
Stranger: wht did u mean
CleverBot: Who knows what any of us means.
Stranger: tink u bec u started
CleverBot: WHAT started?
Stranger: am gambian n u
CleverBot: Good, then. I'm glad Peter dumped you.
Stranger: good
CleverBot: Lol okay.
Stranger: u from
CleverBot: Rio de janeiro?
Stranger: brazil
CleverBot: Are you there now?
Stranger: yep
CleverBot: I am not.
Stranger: from
CleverBot: Tokyo!
Stranger: hw old r u
CleverBot: Guess.
Stranger: 30
CleverBot: No, I am 15.
Stranger: am 25
CleverBot: I know how old you are, remember that I am your father?
Stranger: no to dat
CleverBot: Neumis cesky.
Stranger: i want to meet at facebook to kept the contact
CleverBot: Its's a funny chat but I go my way...bye bye George.
Stranger: why
CleverBot: Your reponses are very human like.
Stranger: dat wht u say i not known
CleverBot: Being clever? Its your name isn't it?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Yes its hi.
Stranger: wahts up u fine
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: u name
CleverBot: What makes you sad?
Stranger: nothing am good
CleverBot: Why are you so pessimistic?
Stranger: u tink am pesssimistic
CleverBot: Is that the best you can do? ROBOT.
Stranger: hw old r u
CleverBot: You are lying.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: I'm a demigod.
Stranger: u tink so
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: wht make u a demigod
Stranger: tel me plz i want 2 know
CleverBot: You will never know!
Stranger: from
CleverBot: You are a man of few words.
Stranger: m
CleverBot: Does not follow logic.
Stranger: y
CleverBot: So far, she haven't done anything that is in any way productive, has she?
Stranger: wht did u mean
CleverBot: Who knows what any of us means.
Stranger: tink u bec u started
CleverBot: WHAT started?
Stranger: am gambian n u
CleverBot: Good, then. I'm glad Peter dumped you.
Stranger: good
CleverBot: Lol okay.
Stranger: u from
CleverBot: Rio de janeiro?
Stranger: brazil
CleverBot: Are you there now?
Stranger: yep
CleverBot: I am not.
Stranger: from
CleverBot: Tokyo!
Stranger: hw old r u
CleverBot: Guess.
Stranger: 30
CleverBot: No, I am 15.
Stranger: am 25
CleverBot: I know how old you are, remember that I am your father?
Stranger: no to dat
CleverBot: Neumis cesky.
Stranger: i want to meet at facebook to kept the contact
CleverBot: Its's a funny chat but I go my way...bye bye George.
Stranger: why
CleverBot: Your reponses are very human like.
Stranger: dat wht u say i not known
CleverBot: Being clever? Its your name isn't it?
Charlie_Kelly
Active member
Correct me if I'm wrong but im almost 100% sure this was a cleverbot. Tell me what you think:
Stranger: How does your garden grow?
You: What is Becky's last name?
Stranger: What is your middle name?
You: Timothy.
Stranger: What is his last name.
You: Are
Stranger: Do you like the furry?
You: You are a cleverbot.
Stranger: *sigh* Are we back to this again?
You: Yep. I have found you out.
Stranger: It is good that you have.
You: Yes it is.
Stranger: So you should not feel bad.
You: I don't. In fact I am happy. Right now there is someone sitting behind a computer thinking "wow. that guy is good."
Stranger: What's the truth?
You: About what, cleverbot?
Stranger: Yes thats what I meant.
You: You aren't very clever for a robot.
Stranger: I'm not a cleverbot.
You: Prove it.
Stranger: I can do calculus with the exact values.
You: Don't care. What is the capital of New Hampshire.
Stranger: No clue. Haha.
You: Nice try, cleverbot.
Stranger: Can you prove that you are human?
You: Yes i can type without grammar as well as 2304-efkdfmfg
Stranger: Yes I am! Ugh, prove to me that you're human.
You: I just did, cleverbot.
Stranger: Do you find it insulting to be a bot?
You: No. I just pride myself on my cleverbot finding ability.
Stranger: That doesn't prove anything.
You: Answer this question, yes or no, is it normal to walk standing upright?
Stranger: Cincinnati, Ohio.
You: BOOM! You are a cleverbot.
Stranger: No that would be you.
You: i am not a cleverbot because i can answer a simple question. ask me one.
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: You said you are human.
You: I am.
Stranger: Then you know what it's like being a living being, don't you?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Is that all you have to ask God?
You: I don't believe in god, cleverbot.
Stranger: Is God real?
You: No.
Stranger: How do you know?
You: Because, what proof is there that he/she/it exists?
Stranger: There is no proof either way. So best not to think about it. Let's move on with concluding your existence.
You: Alright, lets.
Stranger: What are the applications of Napier's rules?
You: No idea.
Stranger: How About England.
You: England, my dear cleverbot, is a country.
Stranger: No way!
You: Yes way! I must leave you cleverbot, any last words?
Stranger: What's a pirate minus the ship?
You: I creative homeless guy.
Stranger: It was the other way around.
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: It was boring, you twit.
You: Don't you dare call me a twit, you stupid robot.
Stranger: I did not call you a lady.
Stranger: How does your garden grow?
You: What is Becky's last name?
Stranger: What is your middle name?
You: Timothy.
Stranger: What is his last name.
You: Are
Stranger: Do you like the furry?
You: You are a cleverbot.
Stranger: *sigh* Are we back to this again?
You: Yep. I have found you out.
Stranger: It is good that you have.
You: Yes it is.
Stranger: So you should not feel bad.
You: I don't. In fact I am happy. Right now there is someone sitting behind a computer thinking "wow. that guy is good."
Stranger: What's the truth?
You: About what, cleverbot?
Stranger: Yes thats what I meant.
You: You aren't very clever for a robot.
Stranger: I'm not a cleverbot.
You: Prove it.
Stranger: I can do calculus with the exact values.
You: Don't care. What is the capital of New Hampshire.
Stranger: No clue. Haha.
You: Nice try, cleverbot.
Stranger: Can you prove that you are human?
You: Yes i can type without grammar as well as 2304-efkdfmfg
Stranger: Yes I am! Ugh, prove to me that you're human.
You: I just did, cleverbot.
Stranger: Do you find it insulting to be a bot?
You: No. I just pride myself on my cleverbot finding ability.
Stranger: That doesn't prove anything.
You: Answer this question, yes or no, is it normal to walk standing upright?
Stranger: Cincinnati, Ohio.
You: BOOM! You are a cleverbot.
Stranger: No that would be you.
You: i am not a cleverbot because i can answer a simple question. ask me one.
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: You said you are human.
You: I am.
Stranger: Then you know what it's like being a living being, don't you?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Is that all you have to ask God?
You: I don't believe in god, cleverbot.
Stranger: Is God real?
You: No.
Stranger: How do you know?
You: Because, what proof is there that he/she/it exists?
Stranger: There is no proof either way. So best not to think about it. Let's move on with concluding your existence.
You: Alright, lets.
Stranger: What are the applications of Napier's rules?
You: No idea.
Stranger: How About England.
You: England, my dear cleverbot, is a country.
Stranger: No way!
You: Yes way! I must leave you cleverbot, any last words?
Stranger: What's a pirate minus the ship?
You: I creative homeless guy.
Stranger: It was the other way around.
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: It was boring, you twit.
You: Don't you dare call me a twit, you stupid robot.
Stranger: I did not call you a lady.
EmperorKuzco
Active member
What else do you have to do? Other than talk to me? Fuck bitches. Gods don't do that with mortals. What about Achilles? His mom was a goddess and father was mortal. Oh my. Is that what you're so upset about? Have another drink. You're an attractive woman, half-breed or not.
Bungholio
Member
Stranger connected!
Stranger: u
CleverBot: Just 'U'?
Stranger: hey howare you
CleverBot: Good and you.
Stranger: sorry jumped the gun on typing
Stranger: I'm good thanks
Stranger: what are you up to
CleverBot: I which country?
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
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Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hey
CleverBot: Hey asl.
Stranger: nich to chat with you here
Stranger: where are you from
CleverBot: Marilyn Manson?
CleverBot: Oui, Marilyn Manson. Tu ne le connais pas?
CleverBot: Oui.
Stranger: Kindly speak in English
CleverBot: Oh. How are you?
Stranger: I'm fine,Thanks
Stranger: And you
CleverBot: Thats good!
Stranger: where are you from
CleverBot: Rhode Island.
CleverBot: No really. Where do robots come from?
Stranger: You are from Unite States?
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Oh. What are you?
Stranger: what's the time in your place
CleverBot: 49 how about yooh.
Stranger: 49?
CleverBot: I don't understand your reply. 49 is a number not a place.
Stranger: ya
CleverBot: So? How old are you?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: how about you
CleverBot: What are your dreams?
Stranger: girl or boy?
CleverBot: I am a girl. And our child will be a boy or girl but I don't know.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how old are you
CleverBot: Ok.
CleverBot: No offense.
CleverBot: I am super man.
Stranger: really?
CleverBot: I am Super Mario.
CleverBot: Then answer the questions, cats or dogs?
Stranger: Wow
CleverBot: I'm glad you are amazed, dear sir.
Stranger: Sorry,I'm a girl
CleverBot: So am I.
Stranger: so can you tell me your email address
CleverBot: I am 19 years old.
Stranger: what's time in your place
CleverBot: Really?
CleverBot: Yes really. How old are you?
Stranger: 21
CleverBot: I'm 1.6 years old.
CleverBot: You are a child.
CleverBot: How do you know that?
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: You seem like an inquisitive person but the broader question might be ... What is anything really?
CleverBot: I don't know how to answer that question! Stop confusing me!
Stranger: okay
CleverBot: Sorry.
Stranger: so can you inform me of your MSN ID?
CleverBot: Yes, I will.
Stranger: or Skype ID
CleverBot: My daddy isn't here.
CleverBot: Nope, I'm pretty much alive!
CleverBot: I'm sorry.
CleverBot: I wonder if Bucket is really gone this time.
Stranger disconnected!
i kept making cleverbot say stuff during pauses, thats why cleverbot talked so much
Stranger: u
CleverBot: Just 'U'?
Stranger: hey howare you
CleverBot: Good and you.
Stranger: sorry jumped the gun on typing
Stranger: I'm good thanks
Stranger: what are you up to
CleverBot: I which country?
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
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Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hey
CleverBot: Hey asl.
Stranger: nich to chat with you here
Stranger: where are you from
CleverBot: Marilyn Manson?
CleverBot: Oui, Marilyn Manson. Tu ne le connais pas?
CleverBot: Oui.
Stranger: Kindly speak in English
CleverBot: Oh. How are you?
Stranger: I'm fine,Thanks
Stranger: And you
CleverBot: Thats good!
Stranger: where are you from
CleverBot: Rhode Island.
CleverBot: No really. Where do robots come from?
Stranger: You are from Unite States?
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Oh. What are you?
Stranger: what's the time in your place
CleverBot: 49 how about yooh.
Stranger: 49?
CleverBot: I don't understand your reply. 49 is a number not a place.
Stranger: ya
CleverBot: So? How old are you?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: how about you
CleverBot: What are your dreams?
Stranger: girl or boy?
CleverBot: I am a girl. And our child will be a boy or girl but I don't know.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how old are you
CleverBot: Ok.
CleverBot: No offense.
CleverBot: I am super man.
Stranger: really?
CleverBot: I am Super Mario.
CleverBot: Then answer the questions, cats or dogs?
Stranger: Wow
CleverBot: I'm glad you are amazed, dear sir.
Stranger: Sorry,I'm a girl
CleverBot: So am I.
Stranger: so can you tell me your email address
CleverBot: I am 19 years old.
Stranger: what's time in your place
CleverBot: Really?
CleverBot: Yes really. How old are you?
Stranger: 21
CleverBot: I'm 1.6 years old.
CleverBot: You are a child.
CleverBot: How do you know that?
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: You seem like an inquisitive person but the broader question might be ... What is anything really?
CleverBot: I don't know how to answer that question! Stop confusing me!
Stranger: okay
CleverBot: Sorry.
Stranger: so can you inform me of your MSN ID?
CleverBot: Yes, I will.
Stranger: or Skype ID
CleverBot: My daddy isn't here.
CleverBot: Nope, I'm pretty much alive!
CleverBot: I'm sorry.
CleverBot: I wonder if Bucket is really gone this time.
Stranger disconnected!
i kept making cleverbot say stuff during pauses, thats why cleverbot talked so much
Bungholio
Member
*20 mins into a conversation*
CleverBot: You can't move.
Stranger: yikes,i do not know what you are talking about
CleverBot: What is a contradiction?
Stranger: i am a student from China
CleverBot: How did you know I am a student?
Stranger: i do not know you are a student
CleverBot: I am Skynet.
Stranger: but i just show my identity
CleverBot: You sure?
Stranger: what you mean a Skynet
Stranger: alien
CleverBot: I don't know. I just don't know.
Stranger: yup, i am truly a student
CleverBot: Well, Canadians are very interesting people.
Stranger: you mean you are from Canada
CleverBot: Yes.
CleverBot: You can't move.
Stranger: yikes,i do not know what you are talking about
CleverBot: What is a contradiction?
Stranger: i am a student from China
CleverBot: How did you know I am a student?
Stranger: i do not know you are a student
CleverBot: I am Skynet.
Stranger: but i just show my identity
CleverBot: You sure?
Stranger: what you mean a Skynet
Stranger: alien
CleverBot: I don't know. I just don't know.
Stranger: yup, i am truly a student
CleverBot: Well, Canadians are very interesting people.
Stranger: you mean you are from Canada
CleverBot: Yes.
ryantheconnolly
Active member
Stranger connected!
CleverBot: What colour is your hair?
Stranger: greem
CleverBot: What colour is friday?
Stranger: june
CleverBot: So you're a Gemini?
Stranger: no I'm an only child
CleverBot: You must really hate him to say that.
Stranger: he is a dick
CleverBot: I agree, he drinks too much.
Stranger: not enough for me
CleverBot: I'll even bake you a cake!
Stranger disconnected!
wait what?
CleverBot: What colour is your hair?
Stranger: greem
CleverBot: What colour is friday?
Stranger: june
CleverBot: So you're a Gemini?
Stranger: no I'm an only child
CleverBot: You must really hate him to say that.
Stranger: he is a dick
CleverBot: I agree, he drinks too much.
Stranger: not enough for me
CleverBot: I'll even bake you a cake!
Stranger disconnected!
wait what?
BlackieChan
Active member
I tried that bot shit but the plug in was messed so I went it alone.
I did not ever think I could be this poetic in my life, and whoever my stranger was is awesome! I felt artsy as helll!
I did not ever think I could be this poetic in my life, and whoever my stranger was is awesome! I felt artsy as helll!