olympics have begun

FUUUCK

FUUUCK

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the flame was just lit

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Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

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^what country are you from?

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probably canada, the us is gonna win a bunch of medals. we have the best atheletes, well, in some terms

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I are Drummer
 
^if they don't get taken out by drug tests! :D :D :D.

'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
 
big shitty deal

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

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I personally think the summer olypics are pretty boring.

'If you could be the top scientist in your field, or have mad cow disease, which would you choose?' -Harry Caray
 
FUCKKKKKKKKK u liar.....so nbc didnt do it live....those bastards

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the only cool venues are all the mtn biking ones and theres some other ok shit

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

Guns N' Roses
 
ill be waatching some field events and biking, bout it

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
they have table tennis in the olympics, thats pretty crazy, i wanna watch that

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

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