wow dude you suck if u cant ollie....thats pretty rediculous. Alright heresthedeal:
Pop your tail down...place your back foot towards the tip of the tail.
when your front starts to come up, just kinda flick your front foot and kinda push down.
Make sure you keep the board underneath you, its better to have shitty attempts at an ollie, but stay on the board then to actually get it lifted but make the board get away from your feet.