Olenick banned from Canada
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DynastarriderGP
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why aren't they letting him into the country for a year? He didn't do anything wrong.
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ScratchCobra66
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GAYYY
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Astomp
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that sucks.
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rightcoastskier
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boarder patrol sucks they almost took my bike last summer
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720skiguy
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he's gotta use brad holmes method for smuggling in oregano, remember that from last years freeze?
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thats sooooo gay
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'Olenick Banned From Canada
Everyone’s favorite freeskier, Peter Olenick, isn’t the favorite of the Canadian Border Patrol, or whatever they’re called up there. In fact, they’re not going to let him into the country this summer.
Last week, Pete was headed north with a truck full of Obermeyer clothing, Salomon skis, and a hundred hand-knit hats from Pete and Meg Olenick’s hat company. The hats were going to be sold and the Obermeyer gear given away at High North Ski Camp over the course of the summer. However, the Canadian border authorities had different ideas.
'We went to go across the border, and they searched my truck,' Pete said. The first problem was with Customs, who wouldn’t let Pete bring in thousands of dollars worth of skiing merchandise 'to give away.' The Obermeyer gear and the hats were seized, threats were made, and Pete ended up having to pay $500 to get the gear back. Then the border officials found out that Pete was planning to work in Canada without a work permit, which is apparently a major no-no. As a parting shot, Immigration let Pete know that he wouldn’t be allowed into the country for a full year. 'They were such assholes,' Pete said of the encounter. 'We were just going up there to work so we could stay for free and ski.'
'We were going to commando it up through the woods in Washington to get up there, but decided it was a bad idea,' Pete said. That was probably a good decision, because it’s hard to be a ski superstar when you’re sitting in a Canadian prison.
Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.'
theres the article for whoever wanted it
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BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Everyone’s favorite freeskier, Peter Olenick, isn’t the favorite of the Canadian Border Patrol, or whatever they’re called up there. In fact, they’re not going to let him into the country this summer.
Last week, Pete was headed north with a truck full of Obermeyer clothing, Salomon skis, and a hundred hand-knit hats from Pete and Meg Olenick’s hat company. The hats were going to be sold and the Obermeyer gear given away at High North Ski Camp over the course of the summer. However, the Canadian border authorities had different ideas.
'We went to go across the border, and they searched my truck,' Pete said. The first problem was with Customs, who wouldn’t let Pete bring in thousands of dollars worth of skiing merchandise 'to give away.' The Obermeyer gear and the hats were seized, threats were made, and Pete ended up having to pay $500 to get the gear back. Then the border officials found out that Pete was planning to work in Canada without a work permit, which is apparently a major no-no. As a parting shot, Immigration let Pete know that he wouldn’t be allowed into the country for a full year. 'They were such assholes,' Pete said of the encounter. 'We were just going up there to work so we could stay for free and ski.'
'We were going to commando it up through the woods in Washington to get up there, but decided it was a bad idea,' Pete said. That was probably a good decision, because it’s hard to be a ski superstar when you’re sitting in a Canadian prison.
Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.'
theres the article for whoever wanted it
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
hoodratz47
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yeah i saw him at hood,,,, looked sad.....
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CrazedSkier1080
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yeah any one ever heard of FUCK CANADA, im going to HN and i want free shwag!
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Jib_This
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How dare Canada enforce its laws regarding immigration, work permits, and truck fulls of merchandise that could have just as easily been sold as given away. Who the hell do we think we are to do such a thing? And to someone like Peter Olenick too? Oh, my, what is this world coming to?
Seems pretty simple to me: You want to work in the US, you need a work permit. You want to work in Canada, you need a work permit. Yes, you can cover a shooting trip by saying 'We're going on a ski trip', but a truck full of gear and 'we're working at a summer camp' usually won't cut it if you want to get in.
So Canada enforced its laws? Why are people so pissed off?
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Seems pretty simple to me: You want to work in the US, you need a work permit. You want to work in Canada, you need a work permit. Yes, you can cover a shooting trip by saying 'We're going on a ski trip', but a truck full of gear and 'we're working at a summer camp' usually won't cut it if you want to get in.
So Canada enforced its laws? Why are people so pissed off?
Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
vantownloc
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once again get the good input from Jib_This
Ahmets_Brother
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that really sucks...id go rambo on their asses....i like the ending statement
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mckeeman
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well they try and do a good job...like keeping stupid americans out of our killer country. not saying that pete is stupid, just unprepared. once in a while they let some retard american through and the rest of canada knows as soon as he opens his mouth
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*cowboy*
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'Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into'
haha funny article!
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haha funny article!
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Rez4frederick
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Just because their enforcing laws doesn't mean that the laws are even close to being fair. Those border fucks act as if they own the entire country of Canada and just because they may not like the look of your face, they will turn you back. They could really care less. Or if you look like you may have smoked weed one time in your life, then you are going to get harassed.
Is one truck full of gear really going to ruin the Canadian's economy? Fuck that, it just sounds like they were being incredible assholes.
And then PEP got turned away too!! Where is the story for Pep?? All because he took some alchohol? That is redic. They are being WAY to strict.
You know what we need to do, is gather up a HUGE crew of people and just charge the border. Breaking everything and slapping those fags around, to show that they can't fuck with us no more. They don't even treat people with respect. I hope I see one of those fuckers on the street sometime.
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Is one truck full of gear really going to ruin the Canadian's economy? Fuck that, it just sounds like they were being incredible assholes.
And then PEP got turned away too!! Where is the story for Pep?? All because he took some alchohol? That is redic. They are being WAY to strict.
You know what we need to do, is gather up a HUGE crew of people and just charge the border. Breaking everything and slapping those fags around, to show that they can't fuck with us no more. They don't even treat people with respect. I hope I see one of those fuckers on the street sometime.
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Has anyone ski Bear Paw Ski Bowl? Fun place to ski lots of rocks and icy kickers
snowslide50
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kristi doesn't have to be a dyke not to let olenik, you know '....get in'. the guy's a real dork and not much of a looker and i wouldn't give him the time of day either. as for getting turned away at the border..not the best planning by the kid.
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^easy does it.
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If anyoneis going to Momentum ask Dr DRE about the canadian border patrol...he is a coach there. haha we went down to seattle from van in like JAN for a day and we got held up at the Canadian border for liek 3 hrs on the way back cause some bullshit borderpatrol girl decided to go on a little power trip.
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vantownloc
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this is one of those threads that shows excatly where people are in thier lives.
Mattman
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If you think Canadians are dumb... then what about Matt Harvey eh? wait he's from Canada.
thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis
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thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis
f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis
have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis
hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis
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SteveXs2
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a) conceptkid... you're an idiot.
b) Jib_This... excellent, best post on this thread.
c) Anyone here of the time Canadian Softwood Lumber tried to get into the U.S.? Yeah, well he got tariffs shoved up his ass which cost the Canadian foresty industry BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. You think it's bad that Pete Olenick was unprepared and not allowed in Canada? I bet he woulda just been turned away if he acted normal but I bet he was an ass about it because people don't normally do that kind of thing.
d) Cruz... that video is stupid, yes, there are people like that in Canada, yes, there are people like that in the U.S., yes, there are people like that all over the world. But to call them rednecks... last time I checked rednecks were people that had 6 trucks, one wrecked classic car, 10 dogs, 4 children and an alchoholic wife and lived in Texas, Alabama or a block away from my house.
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b) Jib_This... excellent, best post on this thread.
c) Anyone here of the time Canadian Softwood Lumber tried to get into the U.S.? Yeah, well he got tariffs shoved up his ass which cost the Canadian foresty industry BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. You think it's bad that Pete Olenick was unprepared and not allowed in Canada? I bet he woulda just been turned away if he acted normal but I bet he was an ass about it because people don't normally do that kind of thing.
d) Cruz... that video is stupid, yes, there are people like that in Canada, yes, there are people like that in the U.S., yes, there are people like that all over the world. But to call them rednecks... last time I checked rednecks were people that had 6 trucks, one wrecked classic car, 10 dogs, 4 children and an alchoholic wife and lived in Texas, Alabama or a block away from my house.
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KRASHED
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Ya Jib_This is probably the only person who said something that makes sense...something like Canadians are assholes is a common American stereotype (along with eskimos, hicks lumberjacks etc.) But really we arent asses and im sure if the tables were turned the Americans probably would have done the same thing.
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SteveXs2
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Actually, that vid Cruz posted was hilarious, those people in the vid were such idiots and the guys with the camera were awesome. That guy one punched that funny lookin guy and that was pretty sweet.
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hoodratz47
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yeah.. ive heard that he is a werid cookied.. he screamed at me casue he thought i was filming him... but what ever hes a hellof a skier.. and yeah.. i wnet to whister on this buss.. we just drove right through... nobody even came on..
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Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
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hoodratz47
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well take it over.. which would be easy since every one woudl be to stoned to fight
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Astomp
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that video was hilarious.
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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.
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SteveXs2
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hoodratz47, the only reason the US would win would be by pure numbers.
Canadian military schools (2 of them) put out 4 teams into the annual competition between military schools in Canada and the U.S. There were 48 US teams... and guess who won?
1st to 4th place were the 4 Canadian teams. The first place team scored 998/1000, and the others just a couple points behind. 5th place to 52nd place were the U.S. schools, 5th place's score was under 800/1000.
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Canadian military schools (2 of them) put out 4 teams into the annual competition between military schools in Canada and the U.S. There were 48 US teams... and guess who won?
1st to 4th place were the 4 Canadian teams. The first place team scored 998/1000, and the others just a couple points behind. 5th place to 52nd place were the U.S. schools, 5th place's score was under 800/1000.
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'Schmuck...Cruella has garbage can pussy.'
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Astomp
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who cares. it would never ever happen.
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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.
**NWFT**
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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.
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SkierJulie
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Sucks bigtime for him!!!!! and it's so stupid.
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