Olenick banned from Canada

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Q: How many NS.com members does it take to answer a simple question?

A: 10. One to answer, three to say 'How fucking stupid are you?', three to say 'This has already been asked a thousand times', and three to say 'Who the fuck cares anyway?'
 
Lol thats gotta suck for him to bad our Canadian Border Patrol AKA. Mounties decided to be idiots.

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sponership

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and finally,

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wow that sucks, border restrictions are really tight these days, the same thing would have happend if he was canadian trying to get into the states with all that stuff.

Very Unfortunate, i guess everyone has to do there homework, and really make sure you got things in order, espically when it come to buisness when dealing with the border. Obusivly he is harmless but the border guys don;t see it that way.

Have fun at mt.hood!

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Yeah, how gay is that. just b/c he had all kinds of free stuff to give away he gets banned. man, he was just being nice. those ppl are douche bags.

CUSTOM hats and headbands for sale. Earflaps, strings, visors, lil pom pom thingers, borders. PM me.
 
hitting on kristi. yeah shes hates sasuge.. but sweet that hes at hood... maybe he will give some stuff away at hood

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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust

Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
 
WTF! Thats fucking bullshit!

umm. I guess that means He won't be in the WSI next year.... ahh FUCK!

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
Oh my freaking god!!

The border doesn't even treat people with respect anymore. That really pisses me off, i've had my experiences with the border patrol, and they too were ASSHOLES! They act as if everything you tell them is a lie. Fuck them! It's only going to get worse and worse.

The solution is to do away with the Canadian border and form one country.

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Has anyone ski Bear Paw Ski Bowl? Fun place to ski lots of rocks and icy kickers
 
i wonder if they will let him in for a few days for the WSI, i mean he wouldnt be working, or bringing thousands of dollars of merchandise, free or for sale into canadia... i bet they let him in for the WSI... either that or he has some time to find a way to sneek in....

4FRNT.

High Society.

Enom Headwear.

Sidewinder Sports.

'skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.' - mommy
 
how dare they even think about letting him work without a 'work permit.' wouldn't want to help the economy or anything.

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-Mark Hoppus
 
would they send a picture or his name or something to all border crossings? if not couldnt he just go to another one? im sure they dont see him as a huge most wanted criminal

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hahahahahahahahhaha its about time canada stoped letting american scum in lol jk bu its fucked up but now you americans might understand what its like for other people to come to your country with all you bull shit finger printing and photo shit thats invaions of privacy and if human rights and you guys bitch about 1 kid not getting into canada, ive been fucked ova 1000x at the us boarder but do u hear me complaining.

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
aussiepimp - usually the american/canadian border is fairly loose. australia is a different matter.

'Surrender pronto, or we will level toronto.'- Canadian Bacon
 
sucks for olenick

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
yeh man thats fuckin funny...haha anyone whos going to momentum ask andrea berchtold about canadian imigration?

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Damn... If that happened to me, I gurantee you I wouldnt just leave with a $500 fine... fucking cocksuckers

Motherfuckers...
 
hah that really sucks for him...

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Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

classic lol. mountie fucks. he shoulda gone commando.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
yes, im sure the border patrol is going to be totally understanding about the WSI?! Wow, you are a fucking moron.

I`m finally succeeding, and I owe it all to yes-I-cannibus.

homer
 
yeah and pep couldnt get over too because he spent 4 dyas in jail for stealing liquor from a bar...

border partol: so what are you doing in canada?

olenick: working at a ski camp.

bp: lets see your work visa

olenick: whats that?

-whoops

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
^ ghettoblaster im wondeirng the same thing, funny last paragraph, shitty deal.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
'Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.'

what a hilarious line.....hahaha

-ryan kavana
 
illl kick their sissy asses, fuk them

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well i havent climbed everest but i have fucked a married chick.
 
when i was coming into canada the border patrol people were such assholes to me too, they seized all of out shit and threatened not to give it back, then my dad made some threat after we'd been there for 2 hours and 10minutes later we were gone. pete and I have something in common now, ifeel special

I've been steezed out since cubscouts

 
that's wrong. actualyl i have nothing to say i'm just trying to push this past the spam

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-Mark Hoppus
 
thats fucked up.

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patj
 
boo you

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
back up.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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too things about this article:

first this is incredibly patronising and arrogant: isn’t the favorite of the Canadian Border Patrol, or whatever they’re called up there and second wtf with that kristi comment?

that article sucks and olenick should have dealt with it better. those guys wanna screw you and stop shit then you have to be smarter than them and have a story ready. anyone who drives up to the border with all that gear and to a job (for 'room and board' or not *cough*) with no alternate story is an idiot.

he gets what he deserves anyway you slice it.

 
fuck authority yo

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fuck the po-lice, fuck, fuck, fuck the po-lice

Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

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that sucks that he was just trying to help a bunch of people and give them free hats and he got screwed over for being a nice guy.

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