old people and their cars

joei

joei

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has anyone else noticed that senior citizens drive mostly cadillacs and olds mobiles....yea, i dont know a lot about cars....but i think its very odd

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that because old people are really just pimps in disguise

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I fuckin hate it when I see a Crown Vic and think its a cop so I slam on the brakes, but its just some old fuck who can barely see over the dash...

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-Hermann Goering (1893 - 1946) Commander-in-Chief of the Luftwaffe

 
they all drive those huge old cars and drive wayyyy too slow

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fuck the cars, let me lick your boobies

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this old fuck in a caddie today was literally driving 20 mph in front of me on a 35 mph arterial. there was no way to pass. i was late for school. i wanted hold down the horn until he pulled over.

what
 
Stef... that brought a tear to my eye.

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haha, you guys have never seen old people drive down here...haha, my thoughts on old people and nice cars: sure its a pain, but theyre going to die soon anyways, why not go out in style? plus, they can leave their nice cars to the willing grandkids..lol

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hahah 'if you are doing mostly city, and highway driving, they ridee the best... hahah what the fuck else is there. I agree that they ride sick, but uhh theres not much driving options left over is there

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oh, thats dissapointing, i thought by the title that we were bashing france-skierdudeguy, in the 'stupid People' thread

god those are some hideous looking little varmits-Ice-is-scary about babies.
 
offroad! in a caddie, oh yeah

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i di think it was odd when my grandpa was wearing a hat with a pink feather sticking out of it, and calling my friends bitches

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i hate old people

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They don't have a lot longer to live, therefore, you'd think that they would want to cram in as much fun and experience as they can in their final years. So, instead of driving slow, they should be hauling ass. Why doesn't this happen?

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^What does that have to do with old people and their cars?

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
no the greatest is rolling through mega mansion suburbia and all the old seniors sitting on they're porches starring at the corvettes they own in aww... damn seniors

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in general, old people have more money, and they're not gunna live much longer, so why not spend their money on a nice car? it is kinda weird though.

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