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Lé.Skiing

Lé.Skiing

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ok so last night i went and blazed with a couple people last night and i fell asleep and woke up to intense pain in my leg.. turns out my friends GF just waxed a strip off my leg.. it was funny... after it happened but at the moment it happened it sucked... and might i say my leg is soo smoth in that one spot.. anyone else had something bad happen to them while asleep?
 
mines friends don't really do shit to me when im sleeping. they know i'll fuck with them even worse back.

one time though my friend that was asleep we gave him a credit card. he was laying on his back and my friend whiped his ass with the kids nose
 
I was really drunk the other night and my roomate kepts lighting my leg hair on fire. I was too drunk to care very much so i just let him keep going. I wook up the next moring to a terrible smell. Now i have no hair on one leg. When i have to wear shorts for indoor soccer or 1 of my classes i fell like such a fag.
 
Yes the worst for me was during soccer season. We have a dry season and i passed out in my bad. Hungover and with only a little bit of sleep i went to soccer practice at 6 in the morning. Do to bad luck during practice i got put on the skins team. When i took off my shirt i had a bunch of shit written all over me. Even though we only scrimaged for a little while they made me play skins the whole practice. It was only on one side so every time i ran by my coach i tried to turn the other way.
 
my cousin when to Wawa and a bunch of other places with POOP written on his forehead and his eyelids colored in without knowing about it once.
 
it was funny but i was pissed cuz i was in by bed with my socks and shoes off. They wouldent tell me who it is but about a week later i found out cuz they posted pictures from that night on facebook.
 
i passed out at my friends house at about 4 in the morning but i had to be at work by 8. My friends knew this so they decided to draw all over my face in highlighter so when i woke up my fice was all kinds of vibrant colors. i was the first person up that morning cause i had to be at work and being the nice kid i a didnt wake anyone up on my way out. once i got to work everyone just laughed. that day sucked but the night befor was worth it.
 
I had a giant dick drawn all on my face, and I walked home without realizing it. My mom laughed at me, so I was like what? And she was like, oh nothing. So I went to take a shower, cause I was all hungover, and I looked in the mirror and realized I walked by so many people + my mom with that on...
 
I dont remember this but aparently some kid cockslapped me while I was sleeping, then another time someone took a huge sausage and slapped me in the face really hard, and i thought it was a cock and freaked out
 
i know, if i had any say in it, i would have not had my face cock slapped, but i wsa sleeping, and i dont even know if its true or not, my friends might have made it up just to freak me out.
 
i made you sing happy birthday to the wrong person at a party. blacked out drunk though ot passed out.
 
baha.. i really haven't done much i just remember putting a giant bumper sticker on a kids face and stomach while he was sleeping and we all pulled them off at the same time, and he still didn't wake up so some punk ripped one in his face, he woke up
 
i fell asleep in the theatre and my freinds put me down on the floor so no one knew i was their and leftand i woke up 4 hours after the movie with the custodians vacuum mabober in my face

beleive it or not!
 
My brother after a few too many.
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hah, yeah i know, he was still pissed though, although that may have been because no one told him untill his mom finaly got home and asked "why are you poop?"
 
i had my 1st wet dream 3 weeks after i vowed not to do nething for 40 days and nites! haha-it was mad wierd b/c my mom came in the mornin and i got up w/ my black undies on and they were soaked!
 
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