Ohio is boring

I don't live there and I'm not a fan.

I understand that when you live somewhere you start to see more of the negatives and take the positives for granted sometimes. I just don't like that state very much.

And stoked on not living there.
 
You should go to moe. at the taft theater october 26th. Never been there but I'm going there. At least that's the plan. No plan other than that though.
 
Im from Cincy too (Loveland/Mason area) and I wanted to go out west so fucking bad for college. I had everything set up to go to Montana State University, a room mate, major, dorms etc. Even got a pretty nice scholarship, but my parents didnt want me to leave town or they threatened to not help me pay for college and Im not about to put myself in a shitload of student loan debt. Sucks that Im stuck at UC now commuting from home, but hey, Im still getting a good education.
 
ohio really does suck, my least favorite state by far. plus most of the people have dumb fucking accents.
 
14499116:Straight-Discipl said:
Ohio, where it is normal to have an IQ of 40. Ohio, where inbreeding is the norm. Ohio, the shitty birth state of the Cleveland Torso Murderer, Donald Harvey, Edward Edwards, Charles Manson, Jeffery Dahmer, Ariel Castro(Raised there, but he might as well have been born there.), Anthony Sowell, Brian Peppers, John Dillinger, John Dean, Randle Lee Roberts II, Jerenique Cunningham, Cleveland Jackson, Shawn Grate, Jeanette McAdams, James Litteral, Kim Anderson, Joy Major Hoop, Carl G. Lindsey, Charles Mitchell, Kevin Neal, Juan Kinley, Dovie Blanche Dean, "Arsenic" Anna Marie Hahn, Betty Butler, James Goff, Charles Arthur "Pretty Boy" Floyd, Cletus Reese, Donald Hoffman, Herb Baumeister, Judith Hawkey, Gerald Hand, Ollie Mastronardi, David Lance Bruce, James Worley, U.S. Army Major General Geoffrey D. Miller, Eric David Harris, Marvin Johnson, Daniel Bixler, Terry D. Shepherd, Matthew Dowdel, Eve Irene Kelley,

Civil War General Robert Kingston Scott, Wesley Coonrod, Chester McKnight, Herbert Meeker, Michael and Sharon Gravelle, Reese Bailey, Ma'lik Richmond, Trent Mays, Mike McVey, Matthew Hoffman, Jeffrey Lundgren, Todd Hall, Scott Moody, Daniel Petric, John C. Stojetz, Steven Cepec, John Hedrick, Louis Hand, Jacob Nesbitt, Ralph Ash, Adelard Cunin, Travis Lee Fischer, Shane Roush, Thomas Lee Dillon, Frederick Mundt, Charles Hart, Patrick Pidock, Cleo Vernon Keaton, Michelle Bica, Dennis McGuire, Kenneth Richey, Christopher Newton, John Warren Parsons, Sandusky County Sheriff Kyle Overmyer, Lawrence Hensley, Bobby Lee Cutts, Marie Poling, Mark Dean Schwab, Nathan Gale, John Spirko Jr., Gregory McKnight, Austin Myers, Timothy Mosley, Noal Quattlebaum, Robert Anthony Buell, Andrew F. Tyler, Richard Edwin Fox, and Richard Clark Jr.

Ohio, where the rare smart people born there leave with a quickness. Ohio, where amber alerts and pedophilia are the norm. Ohio, where 95% of the population are desperate faggots, most likely due to the large amount of redneck inbreeding. The shit eaters, shit demons, shit goblins won't hook up with each other, but will try to get with, and aggravatingly stalk, straight people. Ohio, where the level of radon gas is very high. Ohio, where the supermarkets are always damn near empty; and the storage boxes are all over the market floor. Ohio, where it is the norm to be a nosy, betraying, racist, proudly stupid, musty, evil piece of shit, that will make friends, just to use and leech off of them. Ohio, where the women are fat, pregnant, strung out on drugs, tattooed, full of stds and shattered life dreams by the time they are 20.

Ohio, where the weather is as randomly fucked up as its people. Ohio, where the Cuyahoga River is so polluted that it has bursted into flames 14 times. Ohio, where Lake Erie is polluted to the brim and the sky is constantly filled with smog. Ohio, where the people have no good driving skills whatsoever. Ohio, where the po-lice are corrupt nazi pigs, that will do whatever it takes, just to write you a ticket. Ohio, where cluelessness and naivety are the norm. Ohio, where the only thing they are recognised for is their college football team.

Ohio, which has checker pattern neighborhoods: really ghetto, really rich, really ghetto, etc. Ohio, which will stay stagnant with its funds. Ohio, which should be split into three sections: one for prisons, one for rehabs, and one for cemeteries. Ohio, where there are drugs everywhere because the locals have to numb out. They know how shitty this state is but they can't ever admit it or make it better. Ohio, the shittiest state in the nation, which should be the main trash dump of America.
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Your first post was a wall of text on a thread that died 10 years ago
 
Ohio sucks balls. Nothing to do but get drunk or play sports; once you get out of the competitive sports age, the boriness is insane. Some places are OK that have more drastic changes in topography but most suck. Lol to all the people content with being boring. Ohio is the start of the shitty. It only gets worse as you travel west, til you hit mountains.
 
14502688:Rparr said:
I’ve lived in Ohio my entire life. Get on my level of boring
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Hey me too lol. Cleveland right? I've lived in every region except SW (NW, NE most my life, central, and SE) and NE Ohio definitely is tolerable.
 
14513159:Turd__Authority said:
Hey me too lol. Cleveland right? I've lived in every region except SW (NW, NE most my life, central, and SE) and NE Ohio definitely is tolerable.
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Yup Cleveland area. The only other place in Ohio I've lived was columbus. I sure as fuck wouldn't want to live in south Ohio
 
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