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Sgt.Hessu

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damn it was funny, today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie'

HAHA!!!

hmmm...
 
Ei vittu oikeesti? :D

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hahhahhhahahaha no

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didnt take any, i got suspicious, hell it was weird... the language is finnish, and it happened here in finland about 5hours ago.. well i dont know who wants cookies, maybe people on pills...

hmmm...
 
wow wuts with the weird language, and second did u take the coockie?

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hehehe shit i love people like this

I'm such a dork

'my school is really actually gay! it got ass raped by this other school from arkansas who was a dude' - lj5
 
I actually took a cookie from the guy and ended up chasing a pink rabit around my front yard who had a bag of pills on his collar talk about ironic!

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i think i wouldve taken the pills just for confiscation and study. maybe a test on myself here or there.

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^that..or u could take the pills and sell em

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'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
this is how i would've replied...

'i have to go; my grandma is on fire.'

'IS IT DEAD??'

-Rocco, The Boondock Saints
 
Ahhh. There we go. Does it make my butt look fat?

'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

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oh man that was so funny i think i almost shit myself, strange... haha

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CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose
 
what did you guys say to each other in Finnish?

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the best idea ever was the one that was diabolicly hatched today at lunch in the hall way of my school. It involved a boat and beer and selling that beer to 14 yearolds for like $3 a bottel, so that way from every 24 we got, we would get 12 and then never have to pay for our own beer again. and if the poilice tried to stop us, we were drive away in a boat (which doesnt have a licence plate) but, if there were on a baot, we were throw peanuts at them, cause its highly probable that one of them in alergic to then and he would go into anaphletic shock and we were get away. if that didnt work we were catapult cows at them and wait for the headlines 'police boat sunk by flying cows'. --Apple.
 
mike-o was like: no fucking way!!For real??

and i was like yeah, and the best thing was that the cookies were like the ones that girlscouts sell.. haha

hmmm...
 
umm guys....i just found one of those blank vhs tapes in my dads droor labeled 'porno tape'...im too scared to put it in..im scared....

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
HAHAA!! put it in!!

today my frien and I were total assholes.. haha it was wicked fun, like we were walking past this liquor store and these two underage girls came and asked if we would like to go and buy them some booze.. they asked it like this: 'hey guys, could you go and buy us something cheap that goes well in your head'(translated from finnish), and we said: 'yeah if we can have the money left over..' so they gave us about 10€uros and we went and bought them the liquor stores plastic bag!! it costed like 5cents!! when we took the bag to the girls, you should have seen their faces, but i thhink it was a good lesson for them as they were only like 14 or 15!!

hmmm...
 
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