OH MY GOD

MASTURBATE

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
take a monster shit

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
geez, 2 for 2...

go for a run?

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
swim

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
go dig a hole

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
draw a picture.

play an instrument.

play some hackey sack.

watch a movie.

play videogames.

play with a pet.

listen to music.

phone up a friend or a girl.

That's pretty much what I'd do in your situation.

-katie
 
study for school

play wit ha pet

see how many times in 3 horus you can masturbate

read a book outside and get a nice tan

play jibberish

go for a drive

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.
 
go build a summer jib

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go die since you obviously have nothing to live for.

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'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
Def. see how many times in one day you can beat off. Then the next time you're insanely bored, you can try to better your beat off record.

Smuggs kicks ass

Fat skis, Tight trees
 
thats like once every 3 minutes, how'd he even get off the first time in udner 3 minutes ,nevermind the other 18

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.
 
from what u hear, if you try to go fast when you wankin your bacon, then when ur having sex u wont last as long

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
Oh it is. This guy is incredible...and way too bored.

This was in high school too, so I'm sure he had zero stamina. He said he just kept going, no break in between. What a crazy fuck.

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what an interesting turning of this thread. anyway my friend said he did 15 in 20 minutes.. possible?

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saran wrap and a couple of rubber bands and your set for some steamy hot, safe sex action. -Mike-O

im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
 
wow...how in the hell

how can you even finish in 3 minutes...

ahhhhh

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This is the llama. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 500 colonuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box.

I'll be the hiena, you'll see.

-llama

 
if your friend really can do it 19 times in an hour, he probably could make the guinness book of world records for jacking it off the most in one hour

 
...play with your ball sack.

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see how many times u can say Irish Wrist Watch withour messing up muahaha

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yes i live in a van.-DuffLogic22

 
ewwwwwww there's actually a record for it? that's gross. you think it'd be a bit higher than that. but i guess fatigue sets in.

far too fly to stay stationary...
 
^ how many guys have you got with who didnt just lay back and snooze after they were finished? this 19 stuff a) disguste me and b) is bullshit, unless the guys in question have sever physological problems.

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It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators soOOonnN, it aint me, it aint meEEE, I aint no fortunate oOONNE
 
take apart stuff from your house ie bikes, cars, computers, your furnace...

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club seals not sandwiches

Now i just kind look and say "how about that, there is a tity on my computer"

 
haha, i love it. not that fun though.

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
go learn a programing language

go hack NSA

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Just ski.

Rider for 7-Fold
 
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