OH MY GOD POLLARD CROSSED HIS SKIS!

This is about the same level as pigs flying. Our world is going to change dramatically.
 
That feels weird to see him cross his skis, he looks like someone else.

That's like when Michael Jackson became white, a sad day in history
 
why is everyone surprised? does Pollard not cross his skis or something? ive never noticed this trait.....
 
Whoa, I remember him crossing the back of them in Propaganda, but this is huge.
I'm afraid.

 
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dude i saw tht right when the site came out and never thought twice about it, HOLY SHIT WERE GOING TO FRICKIN' DIE!!
 
anyone else think that its weird they have a picture with chris in it? i mean i think its cool but to have an atomic rider on the line site?
 
no no no see its simple really:pollard didn't really cross his skis its just that the light obscured the lans slightly melting it and the ocean was at high tide so there was more weight at one side of the earth distorting the camera lens even more. also as since the ocean was at high tide the moon was in a certain spot further changeling gravity this coupled with the fact that the earth was spinning slightly slower than normal created the elusion that eric pollard crossed his skis.
 
pollard crossed his skis...So basically you're saying that his skis are now Jesus. Because that is the only way my brain can interpret these facts.
 
yo he's doing a critical not a mute, they aren't really crossed, its just the wideangle distortion
 
everyones so worried about the Large Hadron Collider, well this is way worse: the Large Ski Collider. they said it was impossible, that it would never happen.. but they tried anyways... god help us all.
 
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