Oh Canada... Why God Hates You

I had a problem with these two. One, your country is just as ignorant because every time someone from Canada talks about how Americans are ignorant you are only helping to prove your own ignorance.

Two, this is incredibly irrelevant. Most countries were founded on bloodshed and if you want to get technical, half your country was (French and Indian War) Of course that was before you became a legit "country".
 
clearly whoever wrote this (probably not the OP) is completely retarded because

a) "canadian bacon" is not just ham. i mean, sure its pork so you could call it ham if you wanted but its not like a ham you would have for dinner

b) nobody who lives in canada calls it canadian bacon. I have only ever heard it called peameal bacon here

c) I don't think we renamed it at all. I'm pretty sure it was probably again an American who decided to start calling it that.

this bitch is dumb
 
A lot of the Canadians in here are sounding pretty ignorant. You aren't helping a thing. And that article was just funny. Nobody with half a mind believes that shit, so who cares.
 
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LOOK

IT'S A BEAR ON A GARBAGE TRUCK IN DOWNTOWN VANCOUVER
 
canada offers nothing to the world other than great powder skiing.

and you pussies just pulled out of the kyoto pact because you are so damn poor. Canada hates the environment.
 
the inventors of newschoolers are Canadian, so really you wouldn't be posting this if it weren't for their awesome Canadian minds!
 
living in both canada and usa for the last 10 years of my life, I'm gonna add some of these comments.

things I love about america:

cheap fast food

cheap booze

cheap everything

things I hate about america:

shitty government

awful television commercials/ too many (im not a tv kinda guy but HOLY FUCK i just got to florida from vancouver and the shit on tv is absurd here)

this comment applies to only new england states:

-everyone thinking ALL OF CANADA SPEAKS FRENCH, and that canadas drinking age is 18.

its pretty dope being able to go back and forth between countries so much, and it's funny thinking about the things I do differently in my time spent in each country.

North America's a great place

 
we did becuase it was cramping our style...basically we like to party and go hard.

Canada left because, well, they just couldnt quite afford to stay on eh?
 
Why should we be paying the world for emitting like one or two percent of the world's co2 emissions when the States and China each produce roughly 20% each. Makes no sense to be a part of that.
 
lol @ americans bashing canada for pulling out of kyoto.

you guys can't win on that one. fact is, the US didn't sign it in the first place.

both countries fail and win in different areas.

as a liberal, i tend to side with canada more, but everyone's different.
 
false. I prefer to think that Canadians speak in their quirky accent...

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But in all seriousness, the drinking age isn't 18? Honestly thought it was.
 
Awe yeah MANITOBA IS 18 ONE MORE YEAR...... And besides, this is a troll news article..... Y u SOOooOOoo Serious......
 
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