Offside vs Unatural

Offside sounds so gay. I think we should call it Unnatural instead.

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i called your mom offside last night

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well since you spin to the left and to the right why not call it left side and right side. and yes one is ''unnantural'', but who's to say what is unnatural. in this sport to be the best out there you will have to spin LEFT and RIGHT not natural and unnatural. and which way is natural? for me it is left others it is right, so you can't tell what trick womeone has done by the name if it is natural or unnatural. they should just be the same.

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unnatural sounds great

but if you want to use offside that's you're problem

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leftside and rightside

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i think unatural is the best name for sure

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offtrail, that was certainly not a good argument.. haha funny tho

How do you know if the guy in snowboard is switch or he's just goofie?

 
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or how bout u dont use a name and learn them both ways so it'll be normal for everyone to go either way

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offside? wtf were u thinking. ur a dumb stupid slut who doesnt deserve to ski. u use whatever u want. cept the rest of teh world isnt gonna use offside. thats for hockey

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unnatural

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rightside, leftside, and backwards is called switch.

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just leave it be its fine how it is people need to stop careing about names and start skiing

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^yea....plus offside sounds stupid

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Leftside, Rightside

think of the word unnatural...(shutters)

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un-naty

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why dont we just call it a 180, 360, 540, 720, etc. fuck that natural, unnatural, rightside, leftside ballhockey

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^ if people are gonna start calling leftside/rightside, we might as well not call anything at all. it all looks the same on skis, HONESTLY.

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I dont think we really need to call it natural or unnatural.Poeple spin the way they feel best.Can you really tell if someone spins left or right(confort)? Anyway the trick is not more difficult because you are confy spinnig left or right.

So why the big deal???

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i thought 'dirty' was switch unnatural, psh, whatever, no one really cares, just call it whatcha want

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left side right side.

or unnatural.

lets just leave it at that eh?

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