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Would you rather go to A summer ski camp this summer and miss all next winter of skiing or never go to a summer ski camp
 
you would pass out every time you got a b00nerz cause all the blood rushs to one part of your body and it leaves your head.
 
^ you guys both just killed it.....

alright. would you rather land spread eagled on an up-rail or break your ankles casing a landing?
 
probably ankles, you can die from hitting your gonads hard enough

would you rather eat 100 lbs of butter in one sitting or eat 100 lbs of plain ketchup
 
100 pounds of plain ketchup for sure.

would you rather hae any girl you wanted for the rest of your life, or be the worlds best skiier for the next forty years?
 
well it would be a guy in my case..butttt hmm, thats a tough one. id rather have the guy for the rest of my life cause i'll always enjoy skiing whether im the worlds best or not hahawould you rather be naked on the top of mt everest or have 5 layers of clothes on in the middle of a desert?
 
defintly go with the girl cuz i can still ski not as a pro
rather be ugly as hell millionaire with no woman attracted to you or you bcuz of ur moneyorbe the most attractive person ever and always be poor (trophy husband isnt an option)
 
most attractive person for sure. banging all the model babes is far better than so much money.and i dont need much money to be happy.

would you rather overshoot a jump (100 ft) massively and faceplant, or would you rather crash with ur nuts onto a 10 foot high rainbow rail (infront of the liftline).
 
Surprisingly, I would take the rainbow rail to the nuts. At least I could squeeze my legs together and avoid a lot of the damage. In 100 foot over shoot there is nothing you can do.

Would you rather be horridly ugly and a genius or incredibly good looking and an idiot?
 
probably burn them.

would you rather make out with your sister (assume you have one) and everyone at your school finds out, or make out with a guy and everyone at your school finds out.
 
Sister, because if I had one, she would hopefully be hot

Would you rather have your fingernail ripped off, or snort a live bee up each nostril?
 
luckily i just had my fingernail ripped off yesterday by a tiller.

would ya rather get raped by fifteen big dudes or get some free candy
 
Die in 20 years

Would you rather be stuck eternally in the Star Wars movies or be stuck as a student forever?
 
stuck in star wars.

would you rather ski everyday for the next 5 years then die, or ski twice a year for the rest of your normal length life?
 
pregnant guy. at least then my shame would end after 9 months. the shame of being barren lasts forever.

would you rather eat out Rosie O'Donnell or amputate one testicle?
 
not ski

would you rather get continuously raped by many largeass men for 24 hrs or have everything anyone ever says to you come out sounding like akon singing
 
obviously akon singing. that would be awesome. i would actually pay for that.

would you rather not have your thumb or your pointer finger? only one finger in total. not one on each hand.
 
either way your hand is useless. so i guess i'd keep the index finger. more impressive looking.

would you rather have to go through the abuse described in the M-E-T-H-O-D man song and NOT die , or shoot yourself and die.
 
would you raaaaather:

take your grandmother's poo, blend it into a liquid, freeze it into ice cubes. then put the poo cubes into a warm glass of your grandfather's dehydrated yellow pee. then drink it.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooer

be the victim of open mouth bukake for the Portuguese national soccer team?
 
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or

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its a tough call

but prob african
 
i'd say sky dive to my death as long as i died pretty much instantly.

would you rather be double teamed by shaquile o'neal and big black or not have sex with a girl for 20 years?
 
I went 20 years without sex so I think I choose that.

Would you rather get punched in the face by Mike Tyson

OR

Get kicked in the face by Bruce Lee.
 
never ski again, sorry i just cant handle anything going in my ass

eat 4 pounds of bacon

or

kiss a person of the same sex once on the lips
 
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