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no tv

would you rather have snow for the rest of your life or sun for the rest of your life?
 
sun... the snow can be manmade never said anything about temp

would you rather have a 2 inch wiener or be punched in the face by mike tyson once a day
 
I woulda gone the other way, snow you didn't say it can't be sunny and snowing at the same time.

no NS or no Facebook
 
definitely no facebook. At least NS has information that is pertinent to my life.
ability to teleport or jedi mind powers to make anybody do anything you want?
 
are you kidding no facebook i can't loose my homepage
Would you rather be trapped in a cave and the only thing you have is skate 2 forever and that is all you can do or not be able to talk for the rest of your life
 
i hate you...

i'd probably have to sacrafice the skiing

would you rather get cut in the arm with a chainsaw or shot in the arm with a gun
 
shot with a gun. no one said what kind of gun.

Would you rather ski everyday for the rest of your life and not see your family again or see your family everry day of your life and never be able to ski again?
 
both skiing every day and seeing your family every day would start to suck after a while. Probably not ski cause i could always find another extreme sport to occupy my time
 
What the fuck is up with everyone saying " well you didn't specifiy this blah blah you didn't specifiy this"? Thebpoint is not to try to get out if a situation, it's to pick the lesser of 2 evils.

Would you rather be raped by hulk hogan once a year for the rest of your life, or would rather get raped, one tome, by the entire Miami dolphins football team?
 
I think i'm gonna go with Holgan..
Would you rather: be chained to Ryan Sheckler for a year or leave a mark of slime where ever you go for the rest of your life?
 
stick a fork in a power outlet.

would you rather

be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for

an hour,

or

have your eyes glued shut for a day?
 
eyes glued shut if it didn't hurt, screaming is way too painful

would you rather slowly cut (not off, just cut) the tip of your penis with a sharp razor blade or cut off the tip of one of your fingers?
 
Eyes glued shut for sure

Would you rather make sweet love to Mary O'Neil or have a jellyfish feast on your testicles for a day

 
^way to fuck it up
ill start again
would you rather have chug rub his naked body on you- or be forced to vote for sarah palin

 
Palin

would you rather have your balls slowly stretched down until they separate from your body or would you rather fuck a really hairy dead dude?
 
i dont mind oral and i need dem eyes for scopin landings

no COD (any cod, ever made) or no Gnarshmallow?
 
would you rather do........

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OR

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no cod, other games would have been made
would you rather go to jail for life or have severe schizophrenia and always be hearing voices and seeing shit for life
 
schizophrenia sounds like it would be more fun than sitting in jail.

would you rather have blower pow everyday or sex?
 
depends on who i was bangin but probably blower pow

would you rather never smoke weed again or never drink alcohol again
 
never smoke not drinking will bite you in the ass when your an adult
would you rather be gay or be stuck in a tunnel the width of a car and have a car come at you 50 mph
 
alcohol.
i heard the worst one of my life today at school, seriously fucked up.... I'll share!

would you rather drink a condom full of your dads jizz or suck the blood out of your mom's tampon

sorry for the fellow who has to answer
 
be gay, it wouldnt be bad to be gay, because then, well your gay and your good with it.

would you rather get herpes, or get a sex change?
 
let my family live...i say i'm a martyr but i'm sure if push came to shove i'd be a bitch

would you rather kill the person you hate the most in the world and have to deal with criminal charges/being on the run/actually killing someone or sit and watch while they had passionate sex with your significant other (if you do not have a significant other, then mother)
 
i dont really hate anyone enough to kill them so they can go ahead and bang my mother.

would you rather have no eyes or have no legs?
 
crab fish, less hours and more money
Would you rather have to wear handcuffs every time you left your house for the rest of your life (their in front of you, not behind), or wear ski boots all day every day for the rest of your life?
 
Quit skiing.

Would you rather:

Live in a land of perpetual summer (ie no skiing)

Or

Live in a land of perpetual winter (with great skiing)

But have to spend 3 hrs/night arguing religion on NSG?
 
i can live with flame wars

would you rather live in a world with no darkness (you cant close your eyes to escape the brightness) or with no light?
 
No Darkness... you still blink once in awhile as a muscle spasm thing so you get very VERY brief relief.

Be the last person alive but with fresh powder till the day you die (and I mean chest deep super light)

OR

Have to repopulate the human population with the hottest womaj or man(there are ladies here) but never be able to ski again.
 
FUCK..... uh, guess i'd repopulate. Scarlett Johanson better be a damn good lay.

would you rather have your legs from the knees down run over by a tank, or have both arms ripped off in a freak car wash accident?
 
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