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SkeechyD

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searched bared, but decided not to click on any of them there are to many random threads.
answer the person aboves would you rather question and keep it goin!

Q: would you rather poop a soft ball or pee a marble?
 
poop a soft ball.

would you rather eat a baby that is still alive, or eat a baby that's been dead for a week?
 
Probably poop a soft ball. If a vag can deliver a baby Im sure a butthole could manage a soft ball.
 
dead, nothing says it hasnt been kept in a freezer and you can't cook it

would you rather punch a cop or do coke?
 
Would you rather swim in a 50 meter pool for 10 minutes with 2 salt water crocodiles or take a hit of heroin
 
impossible.

Would you rather have a vagina or quit skiing for the rest of your life?
 
im already half deaf, so i'd rather be deaf.

would you rather get punched in the throat or be without newschoolers for 4 months?
 
Deaf. Blindness would be much worse.

Would you rather live in the hottest place on earth or the coldest?
 
coldest, duuh :)
would you rather attempt to hit chads gap or attempt a naked 50m(160ft) superman frontflip ?
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^^remember, most of you aren't pro and those are 2 ridiculously big jumps! (+ if you crash naked you get nasty burns)
 
Probably Chad's, at least when I fell I wouldn't be naked and if it was an epic enough crash I could be on TruTv with Tallon Manning.

Would you rather get a dick tattooed on your face, or a face tattooed on your dick?
 
would you rather give up cheese or blow jobs for the rest of your life? (that means no cheese on anything ever)
 
give up blowjobs! cheese is one of the higher things in my life....
would you rather be awesome at snowboarding or be mediocre at skiing ?
 
i would give up blow jobs for shur as long as handies footies and regular sex are still okay :)..epic thread btw

if you had to suck one who would it be, peirce brosen (sc?) or harrison ford
 
i love um both but probably blow jobs. you stop getting them eventually anyways when your old. that is so tough tho. i love blow jobs

would you rather get aids and live a boss ass 20 more years and die or have an uber retarded kid that you had to tend to 24/7 for the rest of your life?
 
thats hard.. maybe the aids one.. but either one, your life is pretty shitty.

would you rather,

let someone drop a 10 LB weight on your mouth from 5 feet

or

put a needle under your toenail and kick a wall
 
Toenail - the 10 lb weight could definitely kill you

would you rather :

have your fingers peeled like bananas

or

have your eyeballs popped with firesticks
 
No

Would you rather ski on iced groomers for the rest of your life or only be able to ski on a parapelligic ski

But not be a parapelligic
 
Ski on iced groomers, that's all my home mountain is anyway.

Would you rather suck off a dude or eat out a black woman with a nasty forest?
 
would you rather be able to have massive orgies with any girls you chose as much as you wanted or make a million dollars a day but no one would be attracted to your money and you couldn't buy hookers
 
money, you didn't say girls wouldn't like you just said they wouldn't want your money.

would you rather get raped, no condom or lube, for a day non-stop or break your arms and legs in 5 places per limb
 
Obviously poop in grammy's mouth, it isn't even close to what goes down on Sunday bruch.

Would you rather have penises for fingers and toes, or have your whole body as sensitive as a clit.
 
penises for fingers and toes imagine the poisiblities and plus i wouldnt wanna have an orgasm cuz a dude on a crowded bus is rubbing up against me
would you rather have sexual organs that light up like ET's finger when youre sexually attracted to someone or have the faint sound of playground chatter perpetually eminating from your crotch
 
def the sexual organs lighting up like ET's finger, that actually would be cool
would you rather get a 1/4 inch fragile glass shoved into the tip of your penis than hit with a hammer.. or a baseball bat with metal balls all over it shoved up your butt
 
e.t. dick

would you rather have each individual fingernail pulled off 5 times (letting it grow back) and dip them in lemon juice each time
or get your dick biten off, swallowed whole, puked up then sewn back on no anesthetics and it still functions
 
fingernails

would you rather have diarrhea for the rest of your life, or have both of your middle fingers cut off?
 
Fingers I suppose. prothetics.

Would you rather be punched in the face every 15 minutes for the rest of your live or be in solitary confinement?
 
solitary confinement, you can always wack it

would you rather eat a medely consisting of big foots dick, and anderson coopers sperm, or get forcibly raped by a 500 pound black woman wearing a 4 foot dildo?
 
For all the women out there...

Would you rather have a completely flat chest, with pizza size nipples (they would show wearing bikini, might touch in the middle), or have massive boobs (watermelon size) with no nipples?
 
punched in the face because you would probs develope the skill to dodge them especially when you know when they are coming.
Would you rather have sex with opra or get the shit kicked out of you by chuck Norris?
 
not eat poop. i can find other women.

would you rather view porn of your parents from last week or of your

current girlfriend with their ex?
 
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