Official Redneck Thread.

Arabian.

Arabian.

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Okay it had to be done. Rednecks are everywhere and need to be made fun of. HIllbillies and hicks open too. Have at it.

If your family traditions include collecting nascar comemmerative plates that are passed down from father to son every generation, you just might be a redneck.
 
What you got bitch. Ididn't ask for your worthless opinion bitch. Make a joke or i will kill you motherfucker. I am no gangsta but i willl still fuck you up. Bitch.
 
If yo've been married 3 times and still have the same in laws, you might be a redneck.

If someone kicks your sisters chin up, and your dick gets cut off, you might be a redneck.

disclaimer, I am not a redneck, it is just a gay name.
 
if you wear jeans skiing and go off rail jumps while your entire bloodline watches from the side of the park, you might be a redneck.
 
if your dog and your wallet are both on a chain....

if everyday somebody comes to your door mistakingly thinking you are having a yard sale.....

if youve ever financed a tatoo...

if youve ever made change in the offering plate....

if you go to the family reunion to meet women.....

if you see a sign that says no to crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up ...

you might just be a redkneck
 
ima redneck and im proud of it. i listen to country music and appreciate it. i also can sit down and watch a nascar race. i like riding dirtbikes/4wheelers and hunting and fishing
 
i drive a lifted 1976 silverado. it's 4 different colors, , i smoke marlboro reds, drink budweiser red label, and i watch nascar. seriously.
 
if you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say cool whip on the side..

if you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner....

if your wife says shes game and you shoot her....

if your panty lines can be seen from arial photographs....

if youve ever been accused of lieing through your tooth.....

if your dog passes gas and you claim it...

if you have ever used your ironing board as a buffet table......

if youve ever taken a six pack of beer to a funeral.....

if your neighbors think you are a detecive because a cop always brings u home....

if you think a quarter a horse is that right in front of k mart....

if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty....

if you think fast his hitting a deer at 60 miles per hour......

if youve ever sat on the toilet until your legs fell asleep.....

if your daughters barbie dream hosue has a close line in the front yard.....

if an epsiode of walker texas ranger has changed your life....

if someone tells you you have something in your teeth and you take them out to see waht it is....

if you wear a dress thats strapless with a bra that isnt....

if youve ever stared at a can of orannge juice because it said concentrate.....

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
 
shut the fuck up with those damn redneck jokes. jeff foxworthy is the most worthless piece of shit ever
 
if you own a home that is mobile and 14 cars that arent.....

if your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.....

if your grandmother can properly execute the sleeper hold......

if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture....

if youve ever had hot flashes at a cattle auction.....

if the most common phrase in your house is someone go jiggle the handle......

if your refer to your wife and mother as dual airbags....

if someone yells hoe down and your girlfriend hits the floor...

you might be a redneck
 
I think mister redneck is getting his feelings hurt. Jeff foxworthy is only worthless because he traded in his shotgun for a microphone. If someone screams hoedown and your wife drops to the floor, you might just be A REDNECK!!
 
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