Official "Post Your Traffic Violations Thread"

[ILLinoisance]

Post up your traffic violation record. Parking tickets don't count. Best / most badass set of violations gets an e-cookie and kudos from yours truly.

I'll start (4 year period):

- Speeding 62 in a 45 - $120

- Speeding 67 in a 50 - $120

- Speeding 70 in a 55 - $120

- Speeding 59 in a 45 construction zone - $600 after court costs

- 1 warning for going 57 in a 45

- Also, got two tickets for no insurance card on separate occassions, but those got dropped.

 

[RimJobber]

32 in a 25

Record speed

 

[grapejuice3000+]

vehicular homicide charges dropped after the lawyer realized the idiot jumped in front of me.

 

[PON3]

0 because im not a dumbass

 

[last_tango]

Failure to dim

speeding 85 in 65

speeding 85 in 55

speeding 100 in 55

speeding 65 in 55

 

[cubber]

parked in a lot without the proper parking pass. but i was too sneaky for them. NO FINE.

the dildos that this thread is

 

[987321654hgfd]

83 in a 55 (Virginia)

80 in a 65 (Virginia)

80 in a 65 (South Carolina)

 

[ILLinoisance]

thanks bro, +k.

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

144 in a 55. jail.

 

[Trace.]

114 In a school zone on a moped

 

[SFB]

55 in a 35 in my '97 crv. #thuglife. $100.

 

[DIX~]

Clean as a whistle

 

[roddy116]

85 in a 70- 140blew a red light- 110

 

[taylornicky]

$200 for following too closely (in fast lane during rush hour traffic) and improper lane change (didn't have blinker on long enough).

 

[987321654hgfd]

Forgot about these. Pretty much get one every time I drove home to New York when I pass through Maryland.

 

[EmperorKuzco]

Surprisingly none. I rear ended a new Mercedes Benz tho and much to my dismay there was no damage.

 

[ChillTeenDad420]

gnar

california roll'd through a red to turn right into a taco bell, caught by a red light cam. 120$, most expensive chalupa of my life

 

[Spinoza]

parking in front of a hydrant - $100getting randomly pulled over for no reason then inconveniently not having my license on me - priceless

but had to go to a government building and explain why i didnt have my license. that sucked

 

[Spinoza]

yeah i think thats dumb. if youre not over the limit you should be allowed to drink WHILE driving

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

i should also mention the ass whoopin' i received from the cops. that was a nice present.

 

[RimJobber]

Friend actually got pulled over on his road bicycle for going 45 in a school zone.He didnt think the cop was pulling him over so he kept going and the cop went on the PA and yelled at him haha

 

[jcc03skis]

The good ol' "No hands prostate exam".

 

[edai]

If I ever got brought into a government building i'd bring my resume and apply for a clandestine spy position.

 

[arnie_grape]

reckless drivingplates covered up with snow

driving without insurance (my mom keeps it in her purse)

all on the same night for fucking around with my friends in a parking lot. luckily the cops thought it was funny and I got off with a call home lol. if they knew the full story all my friends in I would have been in a lot more trouble, they just showed up at the right time.

 

[KingTaco]

parking over a foot from the curb

ran a red

75 in a 30 reduced to tint ticket

driving on a surface other than pavement

passing in the shoulder

tints

74 in a 65. fucking blow me officer

75 in a 55

60 in a 40

maybe some others that i cant remember. I havent gotten one in over a year fewfff

 

[Bumblesteeze]

90 km/h in a 60.

So..

55 m/h in a 37.

$150 fine + license suspended for a month.

Yep, strict laws over here in Ontario but I learned my lesson to say the least.

 

[gnarnia.]

we need an arrest thread as well

 

[statuswhitegirl]

I think the worst I've gotten was around 65 in a 40 at 3:30 in the morning going on a McD's run, the cop just didnt know that feel.

 

[special-J]

pulled over once, 60 in a 15 school zone, WARNING.

 

[Steezefiend]

150$ CAD - apperently doing doughnuts in the middle of an intersection in celebration of my new Toyota supra is illigeal

I've had the car for 2 months,

180 in a 100 - 200$ CAD

202 in a 100 - 350$ CAD

120 in an 80 - 200$ CAD (third offence and license suspended for 2 months

and my most recent :

100 in an 80 - 90$ CAD

my car insurance is now $342.50 per month CAD

All this and im only 19.. sheit

 

[Steezefiend]

Kids. Racing is bad. For your walet not for your fun meter

 

[.AR6rider.]

There aren't enough facepalms on the internet...

 

[DrewPeacock]

Funny, cuz it would seem that your only 16 and dont have a carr...... also this is a pic of you....

 

[Steezefiend]

i was talking about my brother there dumb nuts

 

[DrewPeacock]

oh ya i bet

 

[Huck_Norris]

You're so full of shit your eyes are brown.

Please leave now.

 

[Steezefiend]

okay

 

[yelsel]

I've gotten pulled over twice for speeding but no tickets (and no crying).

Mostly I've received tickets for having my inspection up, headlight out, stupid shit like that.

 

[Hughes]

oh no you fucking weren't

 

[theblackrod]

85 in a 65 - $200. thanks MA.

 

[BROSEIDON]

I have had my license for over 4 years and have never received a ticket or been involved in a crash.

Got lucky one time though. Got stopped for a headlight out (received a warning) but I had 4 passengers in my back seat all with open containers and the cop didn't notice. Thought for sure I was fucked, I watched his eyes the whole time and he didn't even glance out back.

I've been in friend's cars who have gotten stopped and the cop shines his light out back and shit haha

 

[ILLinoisance]

That's my first time hearing that one. Definitely going to have to remember to use it.

 

[t_rob]

No they're, oh my god they're green, like emeralds.

 

[extravert]

[*]73 in a 55 work zone by a speed camera. $40 citation

[*]warning from a cop for going 35 around a 15mph curve on a mountain road

[*]got yelled at through a megaphone for having my brights on at 1am on a deserted highway. Still don't understand that one.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Stupidest one was parking in a handicapped spot over night. Goddammit why didn't I see that sign?! F'kn Albany....

 

[Toaster-Tony]

I've gotten like... 4 million parking tickets. They're starting to get REAL annoying. I should probably stop being so lazy and just walk the extra few blocks..

 

[Spinoza]

in for a dime, in for a dollar? shouldve got hammed

just joking. a DUI is way worse than an open alcohol. you didnt get points did you?

 

[yelsel]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[first_rodeo]

Albany NY

please let me smoke a mod out

 

[yelsel]

totally do able but keep in mind we're a package deal here.

 

[first_rodeo]

127 in a 65

got reduced to 115, lost my license for a year.

630 am driving home from drivers ed

time on my own property i got pulled over for not yielding and just pulling into my driveway.

the cop used sirens to wake my parents up? idk he was holding my dick. i got a gnar fine