*Official Post for the Oakley Osama Pros*

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K_2

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There has been so much talk for the last...3 months? About the infamous Osama Pros. This is a dedicated thread to honour these amazing skis. You can post whatever you want about them. Post away!

 
Yeah, Sean said he'd let me ride his pair for a little bit this season.

Teddy

''It's good to know everything.''

SRMC

SFHNC: 340/2000
 
...just end this now...for the sake of the guilible...

'Yeah, I'll get that cleaned up lickity-split. Speaking of lickity-split what do you say you and I meet up later, see what's going on? Just kidding. But seriously, I'm new in town, kinda lonely, looking for my parents..
 
yes teddy you can ride my osamas, only if you promise to ride me after you are done. and why end this?

-sean

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Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.

721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
 
yes teddy you can ride my osamas, only if you promise to ride me after you are done. and why end this?

-sean

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Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.

721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
 
when I look at kids' profiles I have seen at least 10 that say they're sponsored by oakley.....so where the fukk are their comments? I hate lying fukkin bastards.

 
well osama bin laden, from his many years of skiing the soft snow of the Afganistan mountains colaberated with nike to create a incredible ski. taco bell and jordan were also involved

don't throw stones if you live in a glass house;

and if you got a glass jaw you better watch your mouth

 
News just in oakley will be bringing out two different models of the osama pros. one with a 79m waist for park and another with a 95mm waist for all mountain!!!!! The graphics are so sick

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NH_Line:ya oakleys skis are no rumor!!!!!!!!! offffff the hook, the are coming out with the Osama Pros, and t-hall is leaving Armada to ride them, they also will come with a free bling bling necklace

ArmadaFreerider8:Where can you get a pic of the new oakley skis?

Ds91260: i already got my osama pros, i stole them from a cave in afganistan

ArmadaFreerider8: Why would tanner hall leave armada after he just helped start it
 
yeah ive never even posted about these and im tired of it

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
dudes where is an oakley rep.... me and my freiend are having a discussion..... what ski is better? he says AR5 but i say osama pros..... am i right or is he?

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

SFHNC 400/2000

 
what the fuck is the sfhnc!?!?!?!?

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
hahahah sure it is.....

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

SFHNC 400/2000

 
^ um..actually that IS what it is, hence the fractions that represent the money they have saved over the total money they need.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
osama.jpg


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NH_Line:ya oakleys skis are no rumor!!!!!!!!! offffff the hook, the are coming out with the Osama Pros, and t-hall is leaving Armada to ride them, they also will come with a free bling bling necklace

ArmadaFreerider8:Where can you get a pic of the new oakley skis?

Ds91260: i already got my osama pros, i stole them from a cave in afganistan

ArmadaFreerider8: Why would tanner hall leave armada after he just helped start it
 
osama.jpg


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NH_Line:ya oakleys skis are no rumor!!!!!!!!! offffff the hook, the are coming out with the Osama Pros, and t-hall is leaving Armada to ride them, they also will come with a free bling bling necklace

ArmadaFreerider8:Where can you get a pic of the new oakley skis?

Ds91260: i already got my osama pros, i stole them from a cave in afganistan

ArmadaFreerider8: Why would tanner hall leave armada after he just helped start it
 
seriously who are they made by?

'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!' - homer simpson
 
hahah dammit they aren't for sale on ebay anymore

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'My sister is 14 and id fuck her'-- *Neil
 
thats because sam bought'em

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SRMC

SFHNC 0/2000

 
does that mean they are up for grabs somewhere else now? hopefully at the same price, cause that was a sweet deal.

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gottagetoutatheway
 
that sucks.... mabye you didnt make the top 99

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

SFHNC 400/2000

 
just ask jp from your icon he rides for oakely

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
^ good idea. Yeah osama is probably with saddum doing some crazy shit in the dunes. Damn oakley sponcering terriorist!!!!

 
it's funny for the first few times but let this dies already.

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Not metaphorically, not symbolically, but in every minute of every day we, along with the rest of the world, create the world.

formerly member #934

 
i wanna see the mo-fuckin picture!

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

 
this has to be the dumbest thread on the site. let this whole thing go. no more post about skis that are not real.

Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees
 
its funny. all the people that fell for it are speaking out now. the whole thing still is funny to me

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[Ross]
 
FAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
so Oakley is really making a ski? What are the dimensions?? Where the hell can you buy this ski? I kinda want a pair but if Oakley is sponsering Osama is that un-american? Wheres my baseball?

-Pat

 
hahaha its pretty funny how no one really has no idea about anything about these skis. We're all just asking each other questions that no one knows the answer to.

 
^Here's the tech if I remember correctly. Al Kaida frame technology, 75mm or 95mm waist (park or powder functions) Diamond Edges, so you can even lay a carve into a cliff, or house as you jib it, and kevlar/carbon/p-tex bases which are practically impenitrable by any object. (I heard they're bullet proof. They also have a sand, glass, steel core which is super responsive and has a ton of rebound for boosting really high. But don't expect to get your hands on them any time soon. I saw a rep with them in his car, and that was only because he was taking a pair to Tanner and he gave me all the above info. I think they run about $75,000 if you are lucky enough to find a pair.

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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
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